wow ok sorry for the inactivity but i was gone all day but lemme tell you a tERRIFYING story alright so i was at the mall today with my friends and we were there for hours n then we all decided to leave except i had to wait at the mall to get picked up right so as i'm walking around waiting for my mom to come this man approaches me and starts asking me what my name is and at this point i'm nervous bc 1) this man's hot af and 2) this man's also like 15 years older than me so he eventually asks me how old i am and after he discovers that i'm not legal, he just brushes it off smoothly and is like 'take my number' and i'm like nah bruh bc i'm only seventeen and then this guy hOLDS ME HOSTAGE IN A CORNER AND LIKE BLOCKED MY PATH AND MADE ME MEMORIZE HIS NUMBER AND OH MY GOD I WAS SO TERRIFIED AND I FINALLY MEMORIZED HIS NUMBER AND HE LEAVES ME ALONE AND I HAVE NEVER RAN OUT OF AN ESTABLISHMENT AS QUICK AS I DID AT THAT MOMENT AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS NEVER WALK AROUND ALONE YOU ARE NOT SAFE EVEN IN PUBLIC PLACES WITH MANY PEOPLE SURROUNDING YOU
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eliza: no i don't, but it's not your fault
eliza: i'll do my best
drew: but it's frustrating cause it's far from the truth
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eliza: it's okay, drew it's better than nothing
eliza: have fun i guess
drew: you don't believe me
drew: i'll try to. you have fun too, okay?
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eliza: it's true, though
eliza: you're really sweet and all, but you don't have to take pity on me by telling me that.
eliza: why aren't you going?
drew: no it isn't eliza
drew: i'm not telling u this out of pity i swear
drew: i have family stuff to deal with
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eliza: i just really wanted someone to ask me, but i was kind of stupid for thinking that someone would
drew: that's the craziest thing i've ever heard
drew: listen to me eliza youre amazing and any guy would be lucky to take you to prom and it's insane that no one's asked you
drew: i'm not going to prom but i swear if i was i'd ask you in a heartbeat
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drew: drew foster here at ur service
drew: what's up? you nervous for tonight or something?
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@elizagerard: not so sure how i feel about tonight
@kingdrew: @elizagerard why's that?
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Exactly. You could be talking to poor, dirty old men for all you know and then it'll be like Catfish 2.0. That is pretty dangerous, you can lose your friends and probably even your reputation and shit. Say, do you think sugar mamas exist? Not that I'm interested or anything.
I mean, I could always join some website and have thousands of rich old men try to sleep with me, but theyāre usually really sketchy. Iāve always found that wealthy friends usually have wealthy dads who are single or unfaithful, so thatās one way to go about it. Itās kind of dangerous, but I can handle danger pretty well.
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Right, of course. That shouldn't hold you back from having fun, though. I mean, you deserve to live your life the way you choose. But hey, maybe I'll come 'round on Halloween and chase the shit out of you behind a mask, I'm sure the thrill will be just the same. You kinda wanted to give an eight-year-old your number? That's a little concerning, Dre. How the hell are you gonna put a Chia Pet inside of a Furby? Better yet, how am I gonna water my Chia Pet if it's inside a stuffed animal? Oh god, you're starting to sound like one of those people who refuse to kill spiders because they think they're "misunderstood". The Duck Dynasty people, huh? There's this guy who lives a couple of houses down from me who looks like one of the Duck Dynasty guys, you could always try taking a picture with him. He's a pretty lonely fella, I'm sure he'd be thrilled to see you at his door. I think it's Mahone, but yeah-- I've gotten that before. I doubt we're long-lost brothers but maybe I could like, convince him otherwise and live off of his money. I'm with you on this one, that'd be a mess. But you gotta admit, that'd make for an interesting family. You guys would be like, the Kardashians minus the scandals.
I canāt exactly afford to be, Drew. It could cost meā¦ a lot more than it could cost majority of the people in this school, I think. If I get caught, I canāt even begin to imagine how much trouble itād cause for my parents and stuff. Iām not even gonna ask if youāve been ācause itād be like asking a cow if sheās ever lactated. Yeah, not gonna lie, I kinda wanted to give him my number and tell him to hit me up in a decade. How ābout a Chia Pet inside a Furby, huh? Howād you like that? Theyāre actually pretty docile if you know how to handle them, though, and the way theyāre treated ā to be in captivity isnāt exactly fun, and to have people scared and running away is much less so. I most certainly am, yes, just gimme a time and date and Iāll be there. Oh, itās ācause most of them look like the Duck Dynasty people and it makes me feel like Iāve met a celeb or something. Oh, please, as if that could ever happen, donāt even ā though I must say, you and that Mahomey dude look kinda alike. You sure youāre not long-lost brothers or something? Oh, god, no, no, letās not go there ā one child in the Armed Forces and the other one Honey Boo Boo Child. Nope. Not gonna happen to this family.
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i read your convo with dre it's actually really amusing you guys talk about the randomest things ever im laughin (ooc)
i literally dont know how our conversation got up this point likE THEY WERE LITERALLY RLY HOSTILE WITH EACH OTHER IN THE BEGINNING AND NOW THEYRE TALKING ABOUT CROQUEMBOUCHES AND SNAKES IM GLAD UR ENJOYING IT THO
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You've never been chased by like, cops or security guards? I don't know why but I feel obligated to have you experience what it's like. It's prettyĀ exhilarating, honestly. An eight-year-old did that? You make me sound like a wuss compared to him. If you get me a Furby for Christmas I swear I'll bury it in your backyard and destroy whatever garden you have in the process. I will accept a Chia Pet, though. Those things look sick. That's some deceiving shit -- snakes don't deserve to have nice skin, those things are evil. We can do all three of those things, if you're really up for it. I'm a little confused though, why do you wanna take pictures with rednecks? I don't know why you're talking about your sister possibly being more attractive than you like it's a good thing. If I had a little brother and he grew up to look more handsome than me, I'd be pissed as fuck. Shit, do and say what you gotta do to keep your mom from entering your sister into beauty pageants, this world isn't ready for a Honey Boo Boo Child 2.0.Ā
As is getting chased by a human, though ā not that Iād. Know anything about that. But, like, police charges on TV donāt seem too fun. Well, yeah, but that doesnāt make me indestructible! I wasnāt the only one, it was an exhibit and an eight-year-old ran his hand over his entirety up to the head. Nearly got his hand bit off and near-strangled, but he did the thing. Remind me to get you a Furby for Christmas. Half-animal, half-devil. As did I! Like, reptile skin. But surprisingly, it was super, super soft. Like, cashmere-soft. Ii was concerned it wasnāt real for a second ātill I saw it nearly strangle the kid. First of next year it is ā starting off the last one with a bang, I see. Depends. Does āadventuresā include riding an elephant, swimming in a shark cage, and going to a monster truck event where I get to take pictures with rednecks? āCause if so, Iām all in. No, no, donāt worry, I think Iāll perfect my techniques by that point, definitely. I wanna teach her a bit myself before she goes into professional mode for it, yeah. Oh, please, I can assure you sheāll be much better-looking than me ā for one, sheāll actually listen to my mom about not going out and playing in the sun. Take care of her skin and hair and all that, which I didnāt really do much when I was young ācause. Well, young. And mom will probably try and get her into beauty pageants but obviously Iām not letting that happen until sheās aware of what sheās getting the girl into. Wouldnāt want Dance Moms 2.0 in Ballet-Pageant world.
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I think it's safe to say that being chased by any animal is terrifying. Or maybe I can't say that about you-- you touched a freaking anaconda. I would rather not have any kind of stuffed shit in my house, I don't need the souls of animals harassing me while I sleep. It was soft? I wasn't expecting that, I've always imagined snakes to be have like, scaly dragon-type kind of skin. Hm.. first one of next year sounds better. I'm gonna go on all sorts of adventures this summer and you can write all about 'em. You should join me too, if you want. I hope so, that'd be a shit birthday if I had to spend it eating gross pastries made by a rookie. That sounds pretty cute actually, Dre doing ballet with her little sister. I'm sure even if she doesn't do ballet, she'll be like you in some other ways -- your beautiful looks, for one. Unless she ends up looking better than you-- I don't know how you'd feel about that.
Iāve been chased by turkeys before, but I canāt say Iāve had similar experiences with goats. Did it forever traumatize you or can I bring you a stuffed goat? Like, animal, not food. I did, actually! It was the softest thing ever and the guy let me hold it behind with them, which was kind of really cool, I think. But it was heavy, letās leave it at that. But soft. I got to touch it at the middle, since either end wouldāve probably proven lethal. Oh, shut it. I can probably make a big segment on you ā depending on whether you wanna be the last one of this year or the first one of the next so long as you get the lifeguard job, too. Thatād help a lot. Iāll do my best to make it worth your chewing and swallowing, donāt worry. I think youāll like it a ton. I want her to do ballet because I want her to be like me in some way, and chances are my mom wonāt let this next one go into martial arts, so, like.
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The Script / Broken Arrow
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The love is mutual, Madeline. Who are you going to prom with?
Fine. You still suck.
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Exactly, so don't make me do that to your face. Are you sure they aren't just laughing at you, Derek? Of course, man. Anyone who doesn't laugh at my jokes has a terrible sense of humor, is what is. She really does deserve it. Have you got anything planned yet?
Aw come on, not the face.. The face is my A-game.Ā Ā Ā I do not, other people laugh. How about yours? Does anybody? No.Ā Yea I did and thanks. I hope to make her feel special because she deserves it.
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So I've heard. How do you go about finding a sugar daddy, though? Or like, a legit sugar daddy who you can actually trust and isn't gross. I don't know, it sounds kinda dangerous to me.Ā
I know what you mean. Oh yeah, totally. Itās probably the most stable way of getting money without becoming a prostitute, so Iām aiming for it. Itās extremely legit.
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