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So....

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Out of context messages I've sent to my friend

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Remember the time it was so hot in halifax that the lampposts melted because I completely forgot to post about it when I was actually in halifax so here it is 2 weeks late

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[puts my hand on your shoulder] bro the 'is the lamb amab or afab' question is so stupid dude, canonically the answer is neither. in that world, anyone can have kids with anyone, these characters very clearly arent from a species with two sexes, there is no male or female in here, gender is entirely separate from biology in this world dude. this is not an either/or situation, all the followers are both bro, theyre hermaphroditic, can you hear me?

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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WHICH WITCH x Cult Of The Lamb

I had to cut out the boop :(

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wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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how the charm designs look so far. planning on adding mithrun and kabru... maybe tade too...

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My mind is rotten, I see "Clark broke Bruce's back" and I imagine a very different scenario

I'm caught between suggestive and angsty right now, so my brain went to "imagine him breaking his back by accident during sex" and had to take a second to suppress that scene from my mind lol.

#bruce wayne #batman #dc #asks #anon #clark kent #superbat #superman #tw injury

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Shamura: Take down Narinder and steal his crown Lamb: Instructions unclear, I've started making out with him- @aychama I am literally LOSING it over your comic, it's so beautifully rendered and your designs are YUM✨

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Uuuuugh. This is so hard at this stage!!

Well, these are the final eight most popular out of over two hundred initial candidates, so it makes sense that we have some strong match-ups at this point.

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I definitely feel that it would be the turning point in the family. If anyone was on the fence, if anyone was considering Clarks side? The moment that message gets sent out that's gone. Any sympathy, any empathy they might have felt with his perspective would be locked down.

You were talking about the family closing ranks? I think if Clark did something like that, and not even just breaking his back but torturing him afterwards? Any issues they had with Bruce would probably be out on the back burner. And he wouldn't be Uncle Clark anymore.

there's something I've seen where as Superman goes further down that rabbit hole he stops being Clark entirely and I think there's something in that, in forgetting his humanity as the people who know his name dwindle until the only one left is your enemy. Who was once your best friend. Until Clark is only Kal-el. Until Bruce is the only one who looks at him and still says Clark because everyone else has died, either before or in this war he's started and there's no one left who can remember his kindness without the shadow of pain.

The Bats have experience in this. They've seen good people turn into monsters before.

Exactly. That's what's so compelling about the later issues of Injustice -- Bruce still calling him Clark, when all that is left is Kal-El. The relationship they used to have, hanging between them and twisted nearly beyond recognition. One of them losing their humanity, and the other clinging to it even more stubbornly than before.

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