littlelordfuckler0y

[littlelordfuckler0y]

hugh laurie… save me..

hugh laurie

save me hugh laurie

[littlelordfuckler0y]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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Found my new dream job…

i just clicked so wrongly on tumblr that i got this error screen in 2024

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He started reading ‘the beetle man book’ (metamorphosis) because I mentioned two weeks ago I love Kafka…and he said ‘yeah I’ve always loved Kafka I love his shore book too’ (he meant the murakami one but didn’t know they’re diff) he…he doesn’t know….GOD

#personal #situationship so crazy I have to let it out on fucking tumblr dot com #GOD OH GOD OH GOD WE COULD BE SOMETHING OH GOD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME #franz kafka #kafkaesque #these are the girlhood horrors everyone’s talking about #somewhere someone’s telling someone their fav book and Franz Kafka helps people fall in love?

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welcome back fleabag

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Felix catton x reader Instagram au

yourusername if I can’t Oppenheimer my way out of this sem, I’ll Oppenheimer my way out

yourfriend NO LMFAO not the green apple 😭

yourusername was held hostage at the lab today

yourfriend you mean had to prepare a lab report right there?

yourusername had to perform the experiment three times.

yourfriend I support the green apple

fel1xcatt0n Pub tonight. See you?

yourusername I’ll try to make it but I think lab’s gonna run late…you guys carry on tho :)

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Sun casted a bright yellow hue from the grass to the glass, making the general weather warmer than usual. Walking alongside her friend y/n was somewhat surprised to see the notification of felix’s comment pop up, voluntarily inviting her to the pub, again. Quite the modern day tragedy it felt like to have to decline it because their labs ran very late. But regardless it was surprising to say at the very least, “We just had drinks with his friends once and he’s inviting us again?” She said as she showed her friend the notification.

“Woah.” Her friend said as they looked at the notification and smiled “well, inviting you but this is-this is cool?”

“You and I are a package deal so inviting me is inviting you.” Y/n said as their friend stared at the comment and the reply, they were analysing the interaction.

“Oh okay yes” they nodded “Also when did he start following you?”

“Okay so we had drinks two days ago right? I think, that night, but it was after I returned to my dorm and I don’t remember exchanging socials.” Y/n said as she went through their interaction from drinks that night.

Her friend tilted their head raising brows, “oh so he looked you up. Plus your account’s open and he still commented? Wow.” They implied in a surprised yet elated tone.

“Wait-what? What do you mean by open account? Almost everyone has open accounts?” Y/n stated confused with a shrug.

“Yeah and anyone can see his comment on YOUR page. So he wasn’t embarrassed to comment now that’s the outlook.”

“Why would he be embarrassed to comment?” Y/n said as she looked at her friend in somewhat the offended tone.

“Are you serious? You have 79 followers.” Her friend said giving her a tight smile to comfort her through their brutal honestly.

“Exactly. Even the serving lady follows me. I get along with everybody.” She stood her ground with an obvious shrug.

“Do you hear yourself? Do you want to repeat that first sentence?” Her friend asked her with a sigh as y/n contemplated that. She needed the serving lady’s follow to reach upto 79 followers as social as it may seem. “Also, don’t forget how we got drinks with him and his friends in the first place.”

“Oh” she said nodding, “We were getting alcohol for lab work on a weekend, wow, yeah I see it now…”

“But. Come on. He commented.” Her friend said pointing her phone screen which still had her comment section open like a textbook.

“Him and his friends most definitely thinks we’re the coolest.” Y/n added regaining her optimism.

“Well…” her friend trailed off not wanting to dampen the enthusiasm “I like how you positive you are.”

“I wish we didn’t have lab today” She whined and rested her head on the lab table.

yourusername ideal study session

fel1xcatt0n can’t believe you never tried the Chinese place around the corner…

yourusername Sorry to break it to you but it is not crime

fel1xcatt0n literally is.

yourfriend ^^it is a crime

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“So you ditched us to get Chinese last night?” Farleigh asked raising a sharp brow as he’d scroll through his phone and stumbled upon a certain post.

“How’d you know?” Felix asked as he turned in his chair to look at farleigh.

“Y/n has the dumbest social media presence” Farleigh stated as she scrolled through her previous posts “I mean all her posts are some ugly project model and if not that it’s some random cats?”

“Oh yeah it was a last minute plan-to get Chinese whatever…” felix trailed off with a sigh.

“What is this girl doing? She is too pretty to post stupid jokes and labs god” Farleigh complaint as he went through y/n’s posts. “2 likes on each post yeah, you’ve got to give it to her dedication to document everything.” He scoffed.

“Can you stop stalking her?” Felix urged rolling his eyes.

“Oh I’m stalking her?” Farleigh asked tilting her head. “I know you just out of curiosity asked around for the D wing lab timings and you just happened to be there by the end of her lecture yes sure” with not much reply felix just threw a pillow at farleigh which he happened to dodge.

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Fel1xcatt0n local pen and paper girl in her natural habitat

yourusername LMFAO

yourusername didn’t see you click this one

Fel1xcatt0n ;)

farleigh_start you are not subtle.

Fel1xcatt0n thank you for your input

yourusername at that point in semester when breadboard starts looking like bread

farleigh_start why do stem majors follow diet culture the ugly way ew

yourusername I’m not dieting????

farleigh_start then why does your charcuterie board look so ugly

yourusername never mind…

yourfriend LITERALLY I was thinking the same thing

yourusername “what happened to your group project” well…professor…we got hungry

Fel1xcatt0n this is not funny

yourusername ouch.

Fel1xcatt0n be there in 5

Fel1xcatt0n healthiest thing she’s had in decades…

yourusername thanks MOM

Fel1xcatt0n laugh all you want but you can’t live on sugar donuts and ramen

yourusername try me

farleigh_start …

farleigh_start you have never passed me the table salt

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I really like this and I’d like to do more parts but it feels pretty stupid idk if I’ll do more parts pls let me know what you think <3

DRINK WATER AND HIIII ILY

requests are open go nuts!!

#instagram au #felix catton #felix catton x reader #felix catton x you #felix catton x y/n #felix catton x fem! reader #felix catton fanfic #Felix catton Instagram au #jacob elordi #jacob elordi x reader #jacob elordi x you #jacob elordi x y/n #jacob elordi x reader Instagram au

[littlelordfuckler0y]

heyy! I loovveeeeeee your works and I am not sure if your requests are open or not, but if they are, could you please do an insta au with the reader and stefan?

Thanksss <3

Requests are always open my love! I’ll try to make one one of these days do you have any specific prompt request for him? :)

[littlelordfuckler0y]

FRANKIE AND JOHNNY (1991) | dir. Garry Marshall

#frankie and johnny

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When you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)✨!

God god god too much thinking to do but this is so cute man thanks for the ask :)))

5 things I like about myself:

I can always make me laugh

Cursive handwriting

Great at consoling anybody

36 followers on letterboxd

My subway order

[littlelordfuckler0y]

THANK YOU BABIES I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH WHEN I DIE YOURE ALL GONNA BE ON MY WILL

#10000 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you

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devin kelly, all that wanting, right?  +  carmy berzatto, the bear

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where are all the trick or treaters in my inbox it’s like nobody wants candy these days 😒

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Can I just say I love, love your klaus au!!! It's great!! But question? What do you use to edit stuff like that? I can never get a clear answer </3 but n e ways, all your aus are adorable!!!

HIII awww man thanks that’s so sweet of you ilysm I hope you have a good day <33333

Ok so for the post originally I gather a rough idea of what I’d do, I generally do 5 posts or 4 if I’m lazy, I go on Pinterest and find scenarios images I can make a post of off, sometimes I know what scenario I want sometimes I see the photo and get an idea, the comments I write as I start I don’t think them through beforehand

As for the layout I have a standard type but I make trivial changes sometimes bc I forget but nothing so major and I just edit them on here on tumblr

-For a post originally made by reader/character I select and make the caption username in bold which is just below the picture like:

yourusername what a nice day!

-then I write the comments as I go I think of a conversation, joke, I make the comments in Aa (you’ll find it on the left side of keyboard when you start a draft) tumblr writing option

-then for comments I make the comment users all in blue to differentiate l them

-and I just use regular fonts for comment REPLIES but I have to *space space space* and align them right below each other and the original commenter username like:

@dam0nsalvat0re you cannot leave me alone with Stefan on a weekend (this is where he’s most boring)

@yourusrname I’ll come to the party if I can borrow your car for 2 weeks?

@dam0nsalvat0re absolutely not??????

@yourusrname 1 week??

@dam0nsalvat0re I said no.

@yourusrname 3 days?

@dam0nsalvat0re 1 evening

@yourusrname done

^^ just an example, and then I use intended for every new comment but not all replies, replies are just in regular

-sometimes it so happens that some usernames are already someone’s blogs so you just make slight modifications nobody notices like “yourusername” is literally someone’s blog so I just change it to yourusrname when I add an @…nobody’s gonna know…how will they know…? /j

-it’s not a big deal but it just tags some people sometimes and also changes the designated colours that’s why otherwise you change the username too like add a number or a “.” “_” in the username not a big deal

I’m not sure if this is very clear but in case you have any doubts pls pls pls hit me up again I’m so very happy to answer :)

#instagram au #klaus mikealson x reader

[littlelordfuckler0y]

enzo st. john x fem!reader Instagram au

hi anon if you’re seeing this I hope you like it :)

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yourusername mystic falls autumn how I missed you

@gilbertelenaaaa mystic falls missed you too

@yourusrname I didn’t go to war man I was just getting masters

@dam0nsalvat0re oh I heard the rat problem is back

@bonbonniie he literally crossed boxes in calendar each day till ‘y/n gets back’ btw ^^

@yourysrname HAHAHAHAHHA SOFTY ASS

@dam0nsalvat0re @bonbonniee you literally had no business making that public information

@stefaNN18 Welcome back y/n!! We missed you!! 🥰💕

@yourusrname the mom energy your texting style radiates💀

@itsenzo ah heard a lot about you love, welcome home or whatever

@carebear you return my mugs to me or I SWEAR there will be consequences

@yourusrname I’ll see YOU in court

gilberelenaaaa for future reference: don’t ask y/n to watch the stove

@gilberelenaaaa not even for two seconds

@bonbonniie that is some serious witchcraft wow

@yourusrname sorry for trying to be helpful

@1tsenzo nice try! never try again 👍

@yourusrname you literally eat burnt toast for breakfast

@1tsenzo it’s called English brown bread toast

@yourusrname you’re so cheap you’d probably eat anything

@1tsenzo anything…? When you put it like that I can certainly think of a few things I’d be interested in eating

@yourusrname what happened to shame?

@carebear EW HES SO GROSS

@stefaNN18 is everyone alright? xx

@gilberelenaaaa yeah dw we have had a fire extinguisher on stand by

1tsenzo hate this woman’s guts

@yourusrname I call it divine intuition

@1tsenzo we spent half an hour trying to get out of the herd???????? and I have goat piss all over me????????

@yourusrname and? and?

@bonbonniiee CUTIE

@1tsenzo thanks

@yourusrname it was directed to me

@1tsenzo on MY post? Not everything is about you love

@bonbonniie it was directed to her though

@yourusrname HAHAHAHAHHA SEE

@dam0nsalvat0re where are you two???

@1tsenzo idk I was just giving y/l/n a ride

@dam0nsalvat0re why?

@1tsenzo because she asked me to…?

@stefaNN18 since when do YOU do things for other people that aren’t a felony in some way voluntarily???

yourusername Caroline tells you to get the dress? You get the dress.

@bonbonniiee amen

@dam0nsalvat0re even if it’s matching with your grandma

@yourusrname SHUT THE FUCK UP

@dam0nsalvat0re can’t unsee it can you?

@stefaNN18 do not listen to Damon he doesn’t know what he’s talking about polka dots are sooooo back again

@dam0nsalvat0re okay Miranda Priestly

@1tsenzo wow.

@carebear ABSOLUTELY STUNNING

1tsenzo dress like your girlfriend day

@carebear LMAOOOO WHAT

@carebear You?? Don’t?? Have?? A?? Girlfriend??

@1tsenzo yet

@gilbertelanaaaa does he think he’s pulled off dressing like y/n

@yourusrname ????????????????????????

@1tsenzo you’re just jealous I wear polka dot better than you

@gilbertelenaaaa it’s so difficult to tell if he’s flirting with y/n or fighting with her

@1tsenzo a secret third thing

@yourusrname he’s being a bitch

@stefaNN18 delete

@dam0nsalvat0re have you by chance ever heard the term self respect?

@1tsenzo I couldn’t care less mate she is SO lovely I really don’t think much about much

@dam0nsalvat0re can y/n just go out with him at this point I feel nauseous

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None of the pictures are mine I save them from Pinterest

If people want I could do more parts of this (I am dying to) let me know if you’d like to be tagged and thanks you for the request!!!!!!!

#enzo x reader #enzo st. john #enzo st. john x reader #enzo st. john x y/n #instagram au #the vampire diaries imagines #damon salvatore x reader #stefan salavatore x reader #platonic #lorenzo x reader #lorenzo st. john #lorenzo st. john x reader #the vampire diaries #damon salvatore imagine #stefan salvatore imagine #tvdu x reader #klaus mikealson x reader #tvd fanfiction #tvd instagram au #vampire diaries #the vampire diares imagine

[littlelordfuckler0y]

omg please continue the klaus insta au :D I’m a huge fan of these because you always get the characters so accurate <3 !!!

THATS SO NICE MAN THANKS ILL TRY 🥹

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OH SORRY YES I WAS TALKING ABOUT LORENZO ST JOHN !!

YOU GOT IT

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OMG OMG OMG COULD YOU DO SOCIAL MEDIA AU! FOR ENZO? NO PRESSURE AND IF YOU DONT WANT TO FEEL FREE TO DECLINE !!

( I love your posts sm and I just want you to know they are amazing <33 )

HIIII ANON!!!! Ofc ofc ofc I love that sassy little traumatised british pookie bear but just so we’re clear you’re talking about enzo as in lorenzo st john from vampire diaries right? 😭