Don’t cry. Chubby Gale, okay?
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I raise YOU the secret 4th option:
I see your "elves need earmuffs in winter" and RAISE YOU those knitted or fuzzy headbands that go over ears BECAUSE Astarion would look very cute in them and it would keep his growing hair out of his eyes. He made it himself. I was going to say "bring him yarn/fabric of your desired color and he will make you one" but I realized he would be choosing the colors himself with childlike glee and would not entertain any arguments on the matter. Interrupting conversations that do not involve him that way he can measure someone's head. Once he learns he can make them out of fur it's all over. Don't have big sensitive elf ears? Irrelevant, you will be cozy as well, sha'tel'quessir, and it will be both fashionable and practical.
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My Big Scary Dragonborn: Hestia, and her Malewife: Gale.
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i want to drop a bowling ball on his head
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I had a tattoo client ask if I ever used AI to design tattoos for me. Man I spent the better part of a decade doing shitty bit work as a graphic designer and now that I have the space to do whatever I want, I'm gonna let the computer generate random garbage for me? What next should I have a computer that eats my dinner and fucks my wife?
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“Connor! Fuck’re you doin’?!”
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Oh Rest your Feet On Me, My Lady of Mercy
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Drawn sometime in June, heavily referenced.
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was doodling beelz in the corner of a bigger piece, one thing led to another.
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