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matchaxblossom · 7 months
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Summer heat 🍹 art tumblr | art twt | everything-twt
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matchaxblossom · 7 months
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Reki: Cherry, do you have any good music?
Cherry: I mostly listen to classical music, so nothing you would like.
Joe: Classical music my ass, your favorite band is My Chemical Romance!
Cherry: That was when we were teenagers!
Joe: Carla, play "most played album"!
Carla: Playing The Black Parade, track 1: The End. ♫♪♫
Cherry:
Joe: Never lie again.
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matchaxblossom · 7 months
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thnks fr th mmrs <3
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matchaxblossom · 7 months
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dk sillies
twt > cloudyhl | don’t repost!!
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matchaxblossom · 7 months
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Was watching Sk8 the Infinity with my aged father and Cherry had been on screen for like 5 seconds.
"Is he a homosexual?"
He then was able to pick up on all the Matchablossom subtext this man scared my closeted ass so bad like.
You had gaydar all this time????
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matchaxblossom · 7 months
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a sk8 and buddie daddies crossover would be so fucking good like rei and kazuki being like “these guys are hiding something,,,, are they perhaps elite assassins?? do we have to move again??” And the sk8 fuckers just in their own minds like “haha skateboard”
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matchaxblossom · 8 months
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Reki: We can bake these cookies at 400 degees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Joe: No that's not how you make cookies
Miya: How about 4,000,000 for one second?!?
Joe: yOURE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!
Reki: IM GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES FOR LANGA!
Miya: DO IT!
Joe: NO-
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matchaxblossom · 8 months
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Reki: What are you getting Cherry for the holidays? 
Joe: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet. 
Miya: I'm getting Cherry a divorce lawyer.
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matchaxblossom · 8 months
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Cherry: Is there a cactus where your heart should be? 
Adam: What’s up your ass this morning! 
Joe: *walks in* ...Hey. 
Adam: Hmm… nevermind.
Cherry:
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matchaxblossom · 8 months
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Joe: We had a moment. I cradled you in my arms!
Cherry: Nope. Don’t remember, didn’t happen.
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matchaxblossom · 8 months
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Joe when adam hurt cherry: i would love to beat this guy up but I know cherry cared for him so I’ll spend my time wisely and take cherry to the hospital
Cherry if adam hurt joe:
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matchaxblossom · 8 months
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matchaxblossom · 8 months
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Reki: Guys, my friend here is bilingual. 
Langa: Yes. 
Reki: Which means he likes both boys and girls. 
Langa: Ye- wait, what- 
Langa: Reki, that's not what bilingual means- 
Reki: Shhh, it's okay Langa. I still love you, man. 
Langa & Miya: ... 
Reki: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-
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matchaxblossom · 8 months
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Joe: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. 
Cherry: That's great, you ape. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 9 fucking years.
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matchaxblossom · 8 months
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Teen Cherry, taking an eye exam: E,H,4,M
Teen Cherry: Potato shape.
Teen Cherry: Coffee mug shape.
Teen Joe:
Teen Cherry: Smudge, smudge, middle finger, smudge. The rest are all smudges.
Teen Joe: Oh my God, you drove us here.
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matchaxblossom · 8 months
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LMAO kick his ass, kaoru!
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matchaxblossom · 8 months
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THEY DARKEN THE STAGE BEFORE I CAN SEE JOE LIFTS CHERRY BRIDAL STYLE??? THIS IS SO SICK OF THEM.... 💔
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