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Do you ever think about how a single misguided study on wolves in captivity has resulted in both the most widespread toxic pseudoscientific theory in the manosphere and what is arguably the weirdest genre of graphic kinky gay fanfiction and depending on who you are and what you've seen you'll hear the word Alpha and either think of the platonic ideal of a cis het man or one feral mediocre middle aged actor's dick knot impregnating another's slick-drenched hole. Isn't the internet a wondrous place.

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“But Kon isn’t gay-“ “He’s only into girls in canon-“

Friends. Pals. Acquaintances and strangers alike. Does this man REALLY look heterosexual to you?

I mean… REALLY. Look me in the eyes and tell me that THIS man. Is straight.

Think long and hard about your answer😐

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Real dialogue

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when superheroes start to refer to another guy as their "partner" and talk about how much they trust and adore them, thats when i start to get the glitter because wtf are you talking about, fruitcake.......

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Damian: I can’t see a thing in here.

Jon: A shame for you- Wait, I think I have something that can help.

Damian: Superboy, pl-

*Stomps feet agressively*

Damian: What are you-

*Light up Skechers illuminate the surroundings*

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babe wake up supermans nips r out again

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Jondami seems like a couple who'd lay in the sun together, like cats

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Al Ghul Family Values 🗡️ (2015 vs 2024 redraw under the cut!)

OGs might remember this one!!!!!!!!!! Someone somehow found this old ass post and the notification reminded me of it… but i still thought it was funny tbh🤡 so i wanted to redraw it!!!!!

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Haven’t posted in a while, reasons? My creativi juices have been embedded in the Jondami fanfic. Like that’s all I’m writing. I’ve already posted the prologue, you should find it with the name “You can tell them what you saw in me.”, my user is MikeyDraws

Anyways shit post I made in an hour after my friend sent me the audio and idea

#kytrytdyfrth

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There are a lot of fanfics seen where they say that Damian looks a lot like his dad but Damian is a copy of his mother??? (physically)

I mean, queen talia is right there, he has Talia's eyebrows, skin color, eyes and cheekbones, I don't really see Bruce there.

EVEN THE SHAPE OF THE FACE SAFASFADSTDFS

I love when Damian is drawn looking like Talia, I LOVE THAT THEY MAKE DAMIAN WITH BROWN SKIN AND HE JUST LOOKS A LOT LIKE TALIA U KNOWFD EFUPWE

most of ("most of" stands also for duke, I haven't forgel abt my king) the batkids look like bruce because they are white with blue eyes and black hair, cass doesn't have blue eyes but she still looks like bruce and stephanie is blonde but she still white with blue eyes sooo Damian kind of creates a contrast with all of them since he doesn't look like Bruce and he is the only biological son

Also I think that it represents the duality of the character since he does not want to be a murderer like his mother and grandfather but he looks a lot like them (physically).

I feel like he sometimes avoids looking himself in the mirror because he looks a lot like his mother (he doesn't hate her but there is a certain disdain towards her for all those years of abuse when she was young and it's understandable, he's never going to forgive her completely and he is afraid of becoming like her or her grandfather)

#damian wayne #damian wayne headcanon #is a little one but its there #i love him so much #yes I was re-reading robin 2021 #and the I started thinking about how much I love talia (she is totally a badass) #(I know she is an assasain but still a badass) #talia al ghul #and then I started think about how much I love that comic and the art style #duke thomas #he was only mentioned once #still slaying #batfamily #my stomach hurts

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I see people say that Damian likes classical music but that gremlin definitely likes R&B, pop and kpop, but he will never admit it, he likes music with strong instrumentals and loves songs with good bridges.

So we all know that Damian is never fully asleep and that he has a lot of nightmares and is always on his guard, sometimes when he can't sleep and is very paranoid he definitely starts listening to music and starts dancing all over his room and goes down. like at 4 am to eat (everyone goes to sleep at 3 am or leaves the manor because if they stay Alfred will force them to go to sleep) while he walks down the normal hallway while singing silently and he goes down the stairs dancing (he's a teenager, let him be)

definitely kiss of life, beyonce, ariana grande, the weekend and chase atlantic are in his 4 am playlist.

On patrol he listens to nmixx, aespa, stray kids and bts (one of his favorite songs is no more dream, fight me)

Cass introduced him in the world of kpop, she definitely knows all of gfriend's choreographies (which are terribly complicated), and she taught them to damian while they were spending charity time together because they are the only members of the "raised by league" club of assassins and later taken in by bruce wayne"

Damian also sings very good but the only ones who know that are Duke (he heard him singing and told him he sang well), Cass because he once snuck into the mansion (there was supposed to be no one there) and heard him, and Alfred because he's alfred

#once tim almost caught him but he notice before it was too late #but tim had one foot on the other side so he probably would thought that he was dreaming if he would #Idk why I put this here #let my son be a teenager #teenagers dance while listening music at 4am #I need someone to do a fic abt this #damian wayne #damian wayne headcanons #cassandra cain #cassandra cain headcanon #you can see it if pay a lot of attetion #I love her #duke thomas #just for like 1 second but he is there #that's what matters