mayahawkins

[mayahawkins]

People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

#i also feel like artists don’t release singles anymore?? #like a lead single #like that was how i knew albums were coming #when a single came out #but no one does that anymore?? #misc

[mayahawkins]

when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

#don’t remind me #misc

[mayahawkins]

if you were going to buy 3 seasons of supernatural on dvd which would you pick? you can only have these 3 seasons

#i already have quite a few on dvd #i don’t remember which exactly though it’s been a min since i watched them and they’re at my parents house #but if i had to pick only 3 it’d probs be 4 5 8 #8 was when i started watching live and so im v attached to it #spn

[mayahawkins]

pulling myself up by my boob straps

#every day #about

[mayahawkins]

funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

#the way i instantly thought of buddie lmao #misc

[mayahawkins]

#a lamb! #appropriately named lamby #polls

[mayahawkins]

what happened to not putting hate in the main tag? what happened to using tags like “anti-[shipname]” etc? what happened to not being fucking annoying?

#i say like anyone ever actually followed those rules but #ya know #txt

[mayahawkins]

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

#the mental gymnastics i swear to god #same

[mayahawkins]

i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

#icon behaviour #same #monica lewinsky #tweets

[mayahawkins]

@pipiteer absolutely obsessed with the narrative you’ve crafted here my friend

#help #spn

[mayahawkins]

personally if i accidentally came out via gay joke at the fan convention i would not keep doing gay jokes at the fan convention. but misha foot in mouths georg who lives at the convention and makes over 10000 gay jokes a day....

#misha collins #oh dear

[mayahawkins]

Q: at what point did you think there is something there about cas’s feelings for dean?

MISHA: says the writers and the cast were aware of the thinking from the audience for some time and they played into it. not unfair to characterise it as queerbait. thinks he unconsciously hoped they would go there but didn’t think they would be brave enough to do it. he was wary because he didn’t want to queerbait without follow through.. him and berens had to play the politics to make it happen..

#ah i see #misha collins

[mayahawkins]

remember when people shipped immortal demon bill cipher with 12-year-old dipper? ya that was a weird time

#txt #rewatching gravity falls and i remembered this

[mayahawkins]

many fortuitous years of basking in the poly marriage bi wife energy shroud of ambiguous sexuality has resulted in misha collins unable to resist the sweet sweet call of making rpf jokes about himself and his male costar

#help what has misha said now #misha collins

[mayahawkins]

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

#same

[mayahawkins]

#bbc merlin spoilers

#lmao #merlin

[mayahawkins]

Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#helppp #the french way ofc #polls