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Doctor: You have 4:46 left to live.

Me: How do you know that

#life #death #doctor #shit meme #I just want people to see this post

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Verbatim I hardly know him

#what do you even tag this as

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If I ever got my art in a museum I’d go up to it and loudly say “yeah I could totally do that” and see how long I can fuck with anyone who tries to argue with me.

#especially if it was abstract or modern art #I don’t actually make art #or at least not that kind of traditional art #people are still arguing about if video games are art or not #they are

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Cool Death Battle idea: Farmers (the occupation) vs Farmers (the insurance company)

#farmers #insurance #death battle #I think it’d be cool #like the trillion lions vs the Sun #or all the Pokemon #lions lose both of those btw #not even close

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Arbitrary is short for Arbiterraria

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I don’t know why but a while ago I gave Quora my email and every now and then I get emails asking the most crazy shit like “My 15-year-old daughter got a B in class today. I took away her phone, laptop, TV, bedroom door, bed, pillows, and blankets away for 2 weeks. Should I have done more?” and it’s great because the responses are like “you’re a fucking psychopath what the fuck.” Everyone who asks shit is actually insane and for some reason there are still very sane people around to tell them they’re crazy.

#that question is a real one btw #like I can find the link #quora #fucking insane people

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Omen but pronounced like Women

#omen #women #English can be funny sometimes #not original

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Danganronpa

#danganronpa

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Oh god it’s actually hard to be funny huh

Fuck

#haha #attempted haha anyway #this post is unnecessary #comedy #definitely comedy #yeah definitely

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Can’t do the stanky leg because I shower every day 😔

#stank #stanky leg #can’t do the stanky leg if your leg is clean #haha

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They say if you eat 11,000 oranges you’ll die, but they don’t tell you that if you eat 10,999 and look at another you can see the grim reaper waiting to kill you directly.

#orange #grim reaper #haha #why is there a separate hahaha tag

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Brain leak who this

#it’s me #I’m this