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Call me Ishmael. This book is gonna kick ass!

Griffin McElroy

#quotes #quote #griffin mcelroy #taz #taz balance #petals to the metal #mcelroys

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Beef me up, daddy. Beef me up to your machine and beef me down to beefy-town.

Travis McElroy

#quotes #quote #travis mcelroy #mbmbam #mcelroys

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Tap water is mid.

Charlie McElroy (via Justin McElroy)

#quotes #quote #charlie mcelroy #mbmbam #justin mcelroy #mcelroys

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Griffin is One Direction if One Direction the band was incredibly socially anxious.

Travis McElroy

#quotes #quote #travis mcelroy #mbmbam #griffin mcelroy #mcelroys

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You're in Crypt Keeper joke timeout.

Griffin McElroy

#quotes #quote #griffin mcelroy #taz #taz ethersea #the adventure zone #mcelroys

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What's up everybody, I think DOGS should VOTE!

Griffin McElroy

#quotes #quote #griffin mcelroy #monster factory #second life #mcelroys

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Vibe check!

Amber Gris

#quotes #quote #justin mcelroy #amber gris #taz ethersea #taz #the adventure zone #mcelroys

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If H.P. Lovecraft saw this right now he would shit his pants to death!

Griffin McElroy

#quotes #quote #griffin mcelroy #monster factory #profanity #mcelroys #hp lovecraft

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Think about the things you're saying before you put them on the internet.

Griffin McElroy

#quotes #quote #griffin mcelroy #mbmbam #mcelroys #he may have said this way back in 2010 #but it still rings true #and somehow people still haven't learned

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[The Final Pam] is both the metric by which the world will be judged, and the judge... and executioner.

Griffin McElroy

#quotes #quote #griffin mcelroy #monster factory #fallout 4 #the final pam #mcelroys

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I have lived a life where sometimes Lynda Carter thinks about me watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

Justin McElroy

#quotes #quote #justin mcelroy #twitter #til death do us blart #mcelroys

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My advice to anyone: If you can, marry your hero.

Justin McElroy

#quotes #quote #justin mcelroy #twitter #sydnee mcelroy #mcelroys

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Timepon, the time traveling tampon!

Griffin McElroy

#quotes #quote #griffin mcelroy #taz #taz balance #murder on the rockport limited #the adventure zone #mcelroys

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Food is the gasoline that makes your body car go.

Griffin McElroy

#quote #quotes #griffin mcelroy #ad read #taz #the adventure zone #taz ad read #mcelroys

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Bad news compadres. This place is magic as hell.

Taako

#quote #quotes #justin mcelroy #taz #taako #taz taako #taz balance #the adventure zone #mcelroys

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I've found that not killing is pretty easy. I go long periods of time without killing anybody.

Angus McDonald

#quote #quotes #griffin mcelroy #taz #taz balance #angus mcdonald #murder on the rockport limited #the adventure zone #mcelroys

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You can't polish this turd, Mac. You rolled a two.

Griffin McElroy

#quotes #quote #griffin mcelroy #clint mcelroy #taz #taz ethersea #the adventure zone #mcelroys