i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time
what kind of goldilocks instinct compelled sanji to find a mysterious wax house in the middle of the jungle and go hmm i think i’ll hang out here and have some tea
Dragon, on his hands and knees, tears streaming down his face: I am literally begging you to take an ethics class
Vegapunk, about to invent the nuke for the fourth time: chill out man there's no way the sinister and corrupt government will use my inventions for their sinister and corrupt purposes a FOURTH time! You worry too much :)
do the one piece live action fans know that zoro's bust size is 110 cm and that he is canonically bigger than the girls on the crew. i think we should tell them.