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memento-mariii · 16 minutes
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Look, I agree that trying to sell folks on original fiction by citing fanfic tropes is asinine, but at least "oh, it's got enemies to lovers!" tells you something substantive about the plot and characters. I once had somebody try to convince me to read a work of original fiction by telling me that it has a romance with a height gap.
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memento-mariii · 20 minutes
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The thing I like about Kabru is that he has Main Character Energy leaking from every pore. He was born with unusual eyes. He's the last survivor of a village destroyed by an out-of-control dungeon. He was taught to be an extremely effective manslayer by his hot adoptive elf mom. He can read people like a book. He picks up women effortlessly.
But in the dungeon he's completely out of his depth and all his Sherlock abilities are completely useless against Laios, the Most Autistic Man Alive and the real main character.
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memento-mariii · 11 hours
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Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.
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memento-mariii · 18 hours
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I laughed so fucking hard at this
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memento-mariii · 19 hours
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memento-mariii · 19 hours
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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.
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memento-mariii · 20 hours
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truly adore the "i'm going to kill you once this hot girl isn't looking" bg3 party composition
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memento-mariii · 20 hours
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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memento-mariii · 20 hours
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You know that oblivion is a functional game because almost any change you make in the character creator makes your character turn into a monstrosity
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memento-mariii · 1 day
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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memento-mariii · 1 day
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marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy
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memento-mariii · 1 day
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me searching my blog for something i know for a fact i have posted about multiple times only for tumblr to show nothing
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memento-mariii · 2 days
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So I made this post a while ago and guess what I found!
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memento-mariii · 2 days
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Herrrre’s a new beastie, pov you are a tasty mackerel or perhaps an eel.
I didn’t mean for her to look so…cute? She’s been in the crockpot for a while and seeing all the lion-dancer posts gave me the need to flesh her out.
I guess she’s like a massive hydrozoan type beast that’s being puppeted around by a couple mutant isopods? I’ll think of something more in depth for her though.
Her name is Maggie Motley :3c
And I made a new chunky water mark✨
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memento-mariii · 2 days
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I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found
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