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Happy Birthday Andrew Garfield - August 20th, 1983
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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
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i’m gonna write something that i’ve been meaning to write for awhile, but have been delaying ‘cus i know i’m out of my lane here, but,
The phrase “what someone has in their pants is none of your business” needs to extend to cis people as well. Even if it’s someone you’re hoping to bang.
I’m specifically talking penis’ here–I know the issue extends to AFAB individuals too, re: the pressure to have a porn star-esque vagina, and never seeing any variance. I’m not going over that here, though, because i’ve seen a shift on that front. As in, I’m seeing a lot more discussion and media representation about the multitude of vaginas/vulvas out there, and acceptance of all the uniqueness. Having one myself, i’m really glad to see that talked about more. but, i believe this is something we need to extend to dicks, too. What someone’s dick looks like is none of your business. And It’s always made me uncomfortable, how women would talk to other women about their partner’s dick. It just seemed like a huge invasion of privacy. but I could never really word this well before, esp because it was so normalized.
I’m talking about girth, length, and circumcision status. what got me to write this is a post I saw a while back; Folks were sharing their biggest relationship red-flags, and the one that stuck out to me the most was someone saying their partner not disclosing they were uncircumcised before they had sex was a “red flag.” I was completely flabbergasted–it was like they were equating it to the person not disclosing they had an STD.
Circumcision is not half-as common out of the USA. the OG reason circumcision became popular for non-religious reasons was another anti-masturbation tactic. This stuff is well documented and easily found through google. A lot of men surveyed for why they chose to have their son’s circumcised in modern times say it is because /they/ are. Not because of supposed cleanliness, or to keep their child from masturbating. It’s so their sons wouldn’t have a different-looking dick than theirs.
like, i get if you aren’t used to it, you may feel some discomfort? But that’s kind of a “you” problem, not something to push on your partner. it’s not something they had any choice in, and there is already SO much pressure on men to have the perfect dick. Which is also super unattainable!
but because dicks are more out-there, folks seem to think it’s information that’s owed, or something that can be openly discussed with others. Honestly the best post i’ve seen here for awhile was one talking about how body neutrality needs to extend to penis,’ too. as in, it’s just another body part. most of the men i’ve been friends with held some kind of shame around what their dick looked like, a lot of times brought on from criticism from a previous girlfriend. i know this issue might extend some to gay male communities as well, but i haven’t experienced any of that personally so it doesn’t feel like my place to comment. the only equivalent i’ve experienced is the “how do i tell this dude that seems into me but is reading me as a cis man that i don’t have a dick?” which i think is a common trans experience.
The first (consensual) dick pic i received was sent by a dude who was super ashamed of his dick, cus an ex made a lot of bad comments. he apologized a lot for how it looked. And i was like, i honestly see nothing wrong? and it’s not my body part, it’s yours. it’s not my place to judge or make comments? and the guy was so grateful he actually cried. i didn’t understand why it was such a big deal til a lot later, hearing similar stories. i really don’t think this is an uncommon situation, and it just makes me sad.
so, ya, i’m gonna leave it at that. i just really wanted to write something.
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mhmm2017 · 2 years
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OP here. Rest assured I didn't hide the origin out of spite or secrecy. I just assumed GIFs etc would be everywhere within days of the video appearing online, so I didn't think to hyperlink the source. (And the bank really didn't promote it considering how much it must have cost to make.)
Genuinely sorry if it was driving you mad at the time.
*Continues staring at Kevin*
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“he’s just some guy” yes but he has excellent tits
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