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A newbie: Why are you on the floor?

Neil: I'm depressed.

Neil: Also I was stabbed, can you get Andrew, please.

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my favourite thing about all for the game has got to be the fact that the guy who spent three years in juvie, killed his mother and is on court-ordered mood stabilisers and the child of a serial killer who spent most of his life on the run and is also a pathological liar somehow manage to have the healthiest relationship i have ever read in a piece of media. literally wild

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Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

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boyfriend puts on sunglasses. puts in earplugs. three weighted blankets on this man. "i'm going to autism town" yes dear of course dear

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Every. Single. Time. Neil got bandaged for some reason, Andrew would do this thing where he'd peel off Neil's bandages to see his injuries and on the one hand I get it. The homoeroticsm is off the charts and it's his way of showing concern and asking what happened but on the other hand. Andrew my man those bandages are there for a reason.

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Some practice 🤨

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Animals are just so incredibly special in every way. How do people question that unicorns are real but at the same time creatures like my dog exist and no one questions it?!

She’s without a doubt the most precious thing in my life and I would die for her and I have no idea why I was blessed with her choosing me. I won’t question it. I think people can find their counterparts in animals and she’s my comfort animal.

But again my question, how do people take that for granted?? Or even worse, how do they neglect and abuse those wonderful beings so much??

#rant #out of love tho #because I’ve been stressed all day but walked into the living room to see her beautiful eyes #and I just laid down next to her and hugged her #and that’s so special to me #she’s my medicine #I’ll die with that #mutuals #dogs of tumblr #doglover #animals

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Kevin: everybody bathroom now!

Nicky: what’s up dad?

Kevin: is someone playing a joke on me? Honestly, why my towel still damp?

Neil: cause it’s not your towel Kevin, it’s my towel

Kevin: no it’s not your towel. Your towel is the red one.

Neil: I’ll tell you this pal, I’ve never used that, but I do use that one every single day

Kevin: oh god!

Nicky: this towel is so warm and fluffy. It’s like it’s been in the sun forever.

Aaron: this means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel.

Andrew: intimate.

Kevin: are you out of your mind!?! How do you think this is your towel! Do you even wash it?

Neil: I don’t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towel?

Kevin: you never wash the towel!

Neil: what am I going to do next, wash the shower? Wash a bar of soap? You gotta think here pal.

Kevin: I am furious right now.

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Sometimes I feel good about myself and then I remember Kevin neil and Andrew would all hate me and it dissolves instantly.

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AFTG Quotes 4/?

Sticker sheet

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My favourite candle shop recently released these All For The Game candles and I could not resist…

It’s Dark Honey, Orange Peel and Tobacco Leaf scented (of course). They’re probably sold out atm but they’ve brought them back before!

They sell loads of book themed candles and every one I’ve tried has been lovely! (Worldwide shipping!)

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I had a dream last night:

Aftg but they’re all sorority girls.

The nest is a big sorority house.

Neil at the airport after evermore with a new spray tan and highlights

The vixens are a frat house

Kevin: it’s rush week guys. Neil, do not associate with the other sororities.

Neil: You know I get it, being raised as a pageant star must have been really, really hard for you-

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„I’M CURVY AND I LIKE IT“

I’m all in favor of chubby andrew minyard.

He enjoys himself a sweet treat, good for him. He deserves it.

#andrew minyard #joey tribbiani

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The thing about the all for the game fandom is we take consent to our GRAVES. In ever single fan fic, post, video, anything I see about these books that the fandom creates there is ALWAYS a “yes or no” before any physical contact. I think it’s what makes us so beautiful and special and very perfect to me :)

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Andrew: due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Do not try to find me or drag me up.

Aaron: Neil said "I love you" and you said "thanks" Didn't you?

Andrew: I said the reasons are personal

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Since this is kinda (really fucking crazily) blowing up rn I just wanted to take the chance to remind people that there is an aftg group chat now and you can still join us!! Fair warning it’s more than just about aftg and we talk about murder sometimes but it’s fun! I swear!

You know I get it.

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