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Relapsing relapsing relapsing is Sunny good for my mental health? Something to think about LATER when I’m not shaking. At least imnot an alcoholic

#cain’s rambles

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Can we talk about how Charlie’s butt dance is a favorite of the gang, apparently?

They love it. It makes them happy. They eat it up. They like watching Charlie shake his ass.

#everybody loves Charlie and desires him carnally #always sunny #iasip #it’s always sunny #it’s always sunny in philly #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #charlie kelly #dennis reynolds #mac mcdonald #dee reynolds #cain’s rambles

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me and the bad bitch i pulled by being gay and insane

#peak #charden

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15 Q’s for 15 mutuals ?!

thanks so much for the tag @beesallhail 🩵i don’t think i’ve ever been tagged in one of these???? lets see how this goes’’

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are you named after anyone?

- absolutely not. i’m trans so i got to pick my name myself 😎 (which surprise isn’t the name on my profile, gotta stay incognito somehow!) but even my deadname isn’t anything special— made it easier to change it without guilt too.

do you have any kids?

- nope, and don’t plan to. love the monsters but no way am i passing all these issues onto offspring.

do you use sarcasm a lot?

- wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy? actually no. i don’t know how for the most part. i mean, of course i do. but i dont also.

first thing you notice about people?

- gotta be the eyes. windows to the soul and all that right? and everyone just has fucking beautiful eyes im captivated.

what’s your eye colour?

- plain ol’ brown eyes. like, dark brown, but sort of orange. idk but i like them and think they’re pretty.

scary movies or happy endings?

- horror, probably. but it depends. slasher films are a must but i don’t care much for the supernatural/torture porn/rapey ones. you know, your annabelle types, green inferno, i spit on your grave. absolutely hate those and will choose happy endings over them any day of the week. especially that last one, i was forced to watch it at 13 and threw up my dinner.

special talents?

- i guess i can mimic voices i hear upon the first listen pretty well. i can also land a bottle flip right side up nine times out of 10.

what are your hobbies?

- well, writings a big one (no surprise there). but i also draw allllll the time. i paint, write poems, bake, collect things, listen to music, and watch a lotttt of movies.

have any pets?

- not of my own, but my family owns three dogs who are the sweetest things ever to exist. i used to be dad of a little white rat i called him jabba. rip jabba the hutt :(

what sports do you play/have you played?

- i play street hockey! i like to consider myself pretty good at it too. i used to be really into basket ball and soccer, and play a bit of tennis.

how tall are you?

- FUCK like….. 5’5 i think. if i stand up straight maybe i can push 5’6 but im short.

favorite subject in school?

- english and history. history maybe a bit more. i used to really fancy art but when i got older it delved more into art history territory and it bored me to death.

dream job?

- a dream job? in THIS economy?! definitely becoming a poet. though that seems sort of in-achievable. though directing has always caught my eye.

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that was only 13 & i dont have enough mutuals…… this was fun though (: thanks again for the tag! for the folks down below don’t do it if you don’t want to, and if you see it and i didn’t tag you and you want to do it…. go for it’’

@thrutheinferno @kod-lyoko @not-roboto @raggedyfaggot @venomnipx @23meteorstreet @ratcoffin69 @kathleenbrash27 @certifiedeccentric and so on….

#tags #cain’s rambles

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Guess who just got released back into mankind…….. where did my routine go?

Better question— what should I write now that I’ve breached containment.

#hello beautiful people the rat has been unleashed #what did I miss? #cain’s rambles

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I don’t know who is here because they’ve read my fics or who’s here for my masterful shit posts but both will be out on hold until further notice!!

My mental health has taken a very sharp decline & im debating whether or not to get myself admitted into psychiatric care, so for the next few weeks, months, what have you, I will sadly be unable to provide my masterfully funny posts and my amazingly awesome better than every one else’s fics /j

Anyway I guess let this be a sign to take care of yourself and check on your loved ones. See you all on the other side ! 🫶

#cain’s rambles #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #it’s always sunny in philly #it’s always sunny #always sunny #iasip

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#it’s canon I saw the episode you didn’t #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #it’s always sunny #it’s always sunny in philly #always sunny #iasip #charlie kelly #dennis reynolds #mac mcdonald #dee reynolds #frank reynolds

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autism

#so real #dennis

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Those two episodes felt masterfully like early sunny without losing anything later sunny has brought to the table. Absolutely adore it

#sunnys super sweet 16 #s16 #cain’s rambles #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #it’s always sunny in philly #it’s always sunny #always sunny #iasip

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top ten ronald mcdonald moments:

1. feeding dennis dennis jr. as a cry for attention especially considering his love for poppins

2. re-doing their apartment to the exact way it was before which is next level commitment (how long did that even take?? how??)

3. searching the dark web for an RPG and actually purchasing it as a gift

4. faking his own death with charlie by driving full force into a brick wall + putting on a wedding dress while shooting at the car one handed

5. his gay threesome with 2 preachers on a cruise ship

6. his dance in mac finds his pride and the strength it took to do that in front of a room full of people and his father (the character development is crazy)

7. shamrock tattoo being the only tattoo he kept

8. being the high school drug dealer and just spending all his time getting high with charlie under the bleachers (and probably doing more thanks bunny and candy)

9. trying to insert himself into the mafia so that he could prove himself but became pussyhands babygirl

10. chimichanga chimichanga chimichanga

#11. eating a whole fucking jar of peanuts he’s ALLERGIC TO #mac

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#mac #charlie

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a mood board

#now this is shitposting #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #it’s always sunny in philly #it’s always sunny #always sunny #iasip #charlie kelly #dennis reynolds #mac mcdonald #dee reynolds

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Losing my god damn mind because I am unable to watch s16…………….. someone shoot me in the HEAD.

#crying #breaking things #I want to see those gay losers #cain’s rambles

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my little Homos 😊❤️

#LOVE #charmac

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Do you think Mac ever got mad at Charlie because whenever Charlie got sick, Bonnie was a “we have to go to the emergency room now!!” type parent, but whenever Mac got sick, his mom was always a “you’re always sick” type parent?

#and that’s why he’s so germ phobic #I forget the word #cain’s rambles #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #it’s always sunny in philly #it’s always sunny #always sunny #iasip #charlie kelly #mac mcdonald

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#send help I’m being held at gunpoint to make these #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #it’s always sunny in philly #it’s always sunny #always sunny #iasip #charlie kelly #dennis reynolds #mac mcdonald #dee reynolds #frank reynolds

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Shitposting at its finest

#Dennis and Frank could switch #charlie Kelly #dennis reynolds #dee reynolds #frank reynolds #mac mcdonald #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #it’s always sunny in philly #it’s always sunny #always sunny #iasip #shitpost