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Tanner, about Than: He’s not my friend. He’s someone I like to antagonize all the time, and one time I talked to him about something real.

Matthew: That’s a friend, Tanner.

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Tanner: What the fuck?

Than: You’ll have to be more specific, I do a lot of “What the fuck” kind of stuff.

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Trisha: Okay, who asked for macaroni and bees?

Mackenzie: Uh… do you mean cheese?

Trisha, struggling to keep the bowl covered: Actually, that does make more sense.

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Mikayla: You ready?

Shay: You bet!

Cameron: What’s going on?

Shay: Mikayla's teaching me how to play chess.

Mikayla: And in return, she’s teaching me to trash-talk.

Mikayla: Speaking of which, the hospital called. Your results came back - you’re a stage 5 dumbass.

Shay: You’ve come so far.

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Than: If the opposite of “pro” is “con”…

Blaine: and the opposite of progress is congress…

Than: then the opposite of constitution is-

Tanner: I’m gonna stop you both right there.

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Trisha: If there’s going to be a big, dramatic scene, wait until I get back

Trisha 2: Of course. I can’t flip this table by myself

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Mackenzie: Jenna, I know all about your diabolical plan.

Jenna Darabond: What diabolical plan?

Mackenzie: [holds up a paper that says "My Diabolical Plan by Jenna"]

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Tanner: [Filling out hospital forms] What’s your middle name?

Than: [Concussed] Danger.

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Shay: I never said I was perfect. I showed it through my actions.

Mackenzie: What actions did you do?

Shay: Perfect ones. They were incredible.

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Random Woman: You! You ruined my marriage!

Cameron: I’ve ruined a lot of people’s marriages, be more specific.

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Mackenzie: Shay will come up with a plan

Trisha: Well, that's good, isn't it?

Mackenzie: It's possible you're not recalling some of her previous plans

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Mrs. Van Buren: [to Cameron] Like a fine wine, we get better with age...or rather, we feel better about our age with lots of wine.

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Brittnay: You promised not to fuck me!

Mackenzie: Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, Brittnay. Welcome to the real world.

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Amberlynn: You believe me?

Mackenzie: Amberlynn, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

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Trisha: Mackenzie, why are you making that face? Is the coffee bad or something?

Mackenzie: Shay put salt in my coffee because we're fighting, but I’m going to continue to drink it because I’m petty and I refuse to let her win.

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Rachel: Bridget told me I looked tired, and when I said I hadn't looked in a mirror yet today she said she 'wouldn't recommend it.'

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Trisha: I’ll have a pizza without strawberries, please.

Bridget: Strawberries?

Trisha: No thanks.

Bridget: Pizza doesn't come with strawberries.

Trisha: Then what’s the problem?

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