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Clubhouse Crush

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Happy was a lonely man, always isolated himself from the rest of the world, despite almost always being surrounded by his brothers. He looked on from afar, seeing Clay with a beautiful woman by his side. She was the picture of innocence, shyness, and sweetness. He had never felt this way about anyone before.

The young woman had an almost magnetic hold over him. He wondered if he was just lusting after her or if there was something deeper there. One day, he would have to find out.

Happy started to think about her more often, and eventually came to the conclusion that he had developed a certain liking to her. However, there was a small complication. The object of his affection was Gemma and Clay's daughter, the club president, and his wife, who were both known for being very protective of their family. Happy knew he couldn't approach her directly in front of everyone, but he still wanted to see more of her, know more about her, the real her not the one she allows others to see. He started looking for opportunities to catch a glimpse of her, or maybe even have a chance to speak to her even if it could just be for a few moments.

It wasn't long until Happy was able to find that opportunity. He had been invited to a get-together at Clay's house, and he knew his daughter would be there. This would be the perfect chance to get closer to her. But how could he get her alone, away from all the other Sons?

While all of the other club members and somenof their family ate and drank, Happy discreetly slipped away. He wandered to the back of the house, where he found her hobbie room. He tried the door, and it was unlocked. He entered, and there she was. She was working on a small project, unaware of his presence. Happy slowly made his approach, his heart pounding in his chest. What on earth was he going to say to her?....he didn't think this all the way through too late now to back down.

#sons of anarchy #sons of anarchy x reader #samcro #happy lowman imagine #happy lowman #happy lowman x oc #happy lowman x reader #happy lowman oneshot #soa x reader #sons of anarchy x oc

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😂 not the direction I thought it was going, but I absolutely loved it 🤣

𝐈𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 💀

summary: in which happy pays you a late-night visit to your dorm room.

pairing: happy lowman x fem!reader

word count: 331.

warnings: swearing.

author's note: i found this prompt on google and decided to run with it, attempting to write without taking too many breaks. here's the result, i hope you enjoy x

💨 comments, likes and reblogs are highly appreciated 💨

After attending yet another rowdy club party, you call it a night at around 11PM.

Settling yourself underneath the covers in your dorm room, you close your eyes and immediately relax. It's not until you hear the door open and close and footsteps coming closer towards you that you open your eyes, finding your secret boyfriend standing next to the bed.

“Have you got a death wish?” you ask Happy, knowing full well what would happen if your Dad, Clay, was to find out that a fellow Son is in a relationship with his long-lost daughter.

He whispers back. “Maybe.”

You know he's not a man of many words, but you have come to understand him in ways that others don't, seeing a side to him that he's never shown to anybody else. Happy doesn't need to say a thing for you to know what he wants, you can just sense it.

“Five minutes, that's all you're getting.”

He smiles. “Thank you.”

Settling himself in his favourite place—your arms—you can't help but smile. You never thought Happy would prefer to be the little spoon, but he surprisingly does. Pressing a loving kiss to the top of his head, Happy breathes a sigh of contentment in response. If life had a pause button that could make this moment last for as long as possible, Happy would press it.

“I fucking love you, Happy Lowman.”

“I fuckin' love you, baby girl.”

Losing track of time is what the pair of you do best. Five minutes pass, and you're still spooning. Every single second that he's here is a risk, but neither of you have the courage to part ways for the night. It seems that nothing can tear you both away from each other, until something does.

“Did you just fart, Hap?”

He whispers back. “Yes.”

“It's okay, release your demons.”

You soon come to regret what you've just said, as he lets rip and ultimately leaves your room stinking to high heaven.

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mysticalmallard · 5 months

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💀🧼Call of Duty🔫🧢

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GHOST

Headcanons

▪︎ Simon having a crush on a civilian girl

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Headcanons of Simon "Ghost" Riley having a crush on a civilian girl:

- Ghost often blushes and grows awkward around the girl he likes, struggling to find the right words to express his feelings

- Ghost is often smiling under his mask and watching her from afar, being drawn in by her beauty and grace he physically cannot keep his eyes off her

- Ghost surprises the girl he loves with thoughtful gestures, such as secretly leaving flowers and some little notes on her doorstep. He knows that it's a creepy thing to do but he can't help it he just wants to give her gifts

- Ghost is fiercely protective of the girl he loves, often going to great lengths to protect her from harm. Following her at a distance to make sure she gets home safe.

#simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley #tf 141 x reader #tf 141 #simon riley x reader #simon riley headcanons #headcanons #ghost headcanons #call of duty headcanons #cod headcanons #simon ghost riley headcanons

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Incorrect CoD quotes

•○•○•○•

*Soap is ordering a cake over the phone*

Shop Employee: …and what would you like your cake to say?

Soap, covering the phone to look at The Squad: Do we want a talking cake?

•○•○•○•

König: Why does Price always do the laundry so loudly?

Gaz: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.

Price, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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Y/N: Price's refusing to wear their glasses!

Price: Y/N, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.

Price: *points to Gaz* Gaz.

Price: *points to Ghost* Ghost.

Price: *points to König* Sasquatch.

•○•○•○•

Soap: So, I've been thinking Ghost-

Ghost: That's dangerous.

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Ghost: What’s up with new recruit? They’ve been lying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Gaz: They're just a little overwhelmed.

Ghost: Why?

Gaz: Price smiled at them and said they did a good job

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König: Why is there blood everywhere?

Y/N: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

König: You stabbed someone?!

Y/N: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

•○•○•○•

#inncorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #call of duty x reader #call of duty incorrect quotes #tf 141 #tf 141 x reader #tf141 x reader #könig #incorrect call of duty quotes #call of duty #task force 141 x reader #task force 141 #kyle garrick #john soap mactavish #john price #simon ghost riley

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Incorrect CoD quotes

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Soap, gently nudging Y/N aside with their foot: Y/N, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.

Y/N, their eyes enormous: You kick Y/N? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Soap! Jail for Soap for one thousand years!

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Y/N, to the Squad: I’d die for you.

Gaz: Then perish.

Soap: You will.

König: Please don’t.

Ghost: Cool.

Price: I’d die for you first.

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Soap: You're pathetic!

Y/N: You're pathetic-er!

Price: You're both losers.

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Y/N: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Soap: Ghost is the scariest thing I could think of!

Ghost: Soap told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

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Gaz: Please, Soap, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.

Gaz: I’m sorry Soap.

Gaz: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.

Soap: It has to be done.

Gaz: 🥺

Soap: 😏

Gaz: 🥺

Soap: *Places +4* Uno.

Gaz: 😢

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Ghost: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Soap a little bit.

Gaz, holding Ghost's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Ghost: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Gaz: My mistake.

•○•○•○•

#incorrect quotes #call of duty x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #incorrect cod quotes #call of duty incorrect quotes #ghost x y/n #task force 141 #tf 141 x reader #tf 141 #kyle garrick #kyle gaz garrick #john soap mactavish #john mactavish #john price #john price x reader #simon ghost riley #not my art #not my image

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Soap: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Ghost: Spear.

Soap: BLOCKED.

.....

König: What's the signal when something goes wrong?

Soap: We yell, 'oh shit.'

Price: ...That'll work.

.....

Soap: Hey Ghost, do you have any hobbies?

Ghost: Swimming..

Soap: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-

Ghost: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

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*the Squad cleaning up*

Price: Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away.

Ghost, to Graves: Aight, which bin do you wanna go in—

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Soap: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.

Ghost: ...what happened?

Soap: I made a VERY bad mistake.

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*Soap falls over*

Ghost: Soap! Are you alright?

Soap: Is that you, God?

Ghost: What?

Soap: It's just, you sound a lot more like Ghost than I expected.

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König: You know you can die from that, right?

Ghost: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.

Price: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.

Soap and Gaz: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

.....

Gaz: Why are Ghost and Soap sitting with their backs to each other?

Price: They had a fight.

Gaz: Then why are they holding hands?

Price: Soap gets sad when they fight.

#inncorrect quotes #call of duty x reader #incorrect cod quotes #incorrect call of duty quotes #simon riley #task force 141 #john price #john soap mactavish #könig #john mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #kyle garrick

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mysticalmallard · 5 months

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Okay, it's time for a sneak peak as I'm losing motivation to finish this one, so if i post some of it, I might trick my brain into thinking I have to finish it 😅

Its a Ghost x femcivilian!OC fic slow burn grumpy Simon with a cute shy little thing who makes him smile....idk maybe I have been staring at it too long

Hope you guys atleast like the idea and hopfully want to read it if I ever finish it.

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It was a gloomy grey day when Ghost's path crossed with someone special. He spotted her sitting alone on a bench in a local park, enjoying a quiet moment of solitude. She was the cutest, smolest civilian he had ever seen.

..........time...skip.........

His heart pounded as he worked up the courage to approach her. "Excuse me, miss," he said with a soft smile hidden by a plain black mask. "Would you mind if I join you?"

...................

#ghost x fem!OC #ghost x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley x oc #call of duty fanfic #my brain is empty #writers block #simon riley #call of duty x reader #call of duty x oc #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader

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Tiggy: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

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Tiggy: Dom or sub?

Juice : I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.

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Chibs: *yawns*

Juice : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Chibs: Then you must be exhuasted.

Clay: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Juice : Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.

Tiggy: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?

Juice : *Takes away Tiggy’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.

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Chibs: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Happy: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

•••

#sons of anarchy #sons of anarchy x reader #incorrect samcro quotes #incorrect sons of anarchy quotes #incorrect soa quotes #incorrect quotes #soa #samcro

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°°°

The gang on their way to prison

Juice : Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'm just excited to have a bunk bed.

Tiggy:

Tiggy: I'm gonna tell him.

Bobby: Don't you dare.

°°°

Lyla: What did Ida do this time?

Tara: More like WHO did Ida do this time?

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Chibs, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Opie: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Opie: Here you go.

Chibs:

Opie:

Ida: Why am I here?

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Tiggy: Come on, it'll be fun.

Tiggy: We can make a day of it.

Tiggy: Come on you bitch.

Chibs: I can't believe I have to say this.

Chibs: I don't have time to get tested for sti's with you tomorrow.

#sons of anarchy #incorrect soa quotes #incorrect samcro quotes #samcro #incorrect sons of anarchy quotes #incorrect quotes

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Clay: where the hell are you off to?

Happy: I'm either going to get ice cream or commit a felony

Clay: ....🤨

Happy: I'll decide on the way

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Clay: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable in this club.

Jax: Sounds fake but ok.

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Happy: Hand me the people opener.

Clay: ... 🤨

Clay: Pardon?

Happy, annoyed: Just hand it to me!

Clay, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Happy: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

Clay: Knife! It's called a knife.

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Chibs: What are you planning to do?

Tiggy: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect sons of anarchy quotes #incorrect samcro quotes #incorrect soa quotes #sons of anarchy #samcro

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🦆Poor Bottles having to suffer like that 🥵

Play Part 2

Guero and Bottles x reader, smut no plot. 18+

Bottles squirmed and tugged at his restraints that kept his hands pinned above his as you lightly drew a feather over his cock again. You had been teasing him for so long that he felt tortured by your touch at this point and was letting out little whimpers here and there. Bottles sighed in relieve as he watched you move to where Guero sat in the corner and kiss him, allowing him a bit of respite.

"I think hes ready babe" murmured Guero as he kissed down the side of your neck making you close your eyes as you sighed at the feather light touch of his lips. Bottles watched as you moved back to the bed and crawled up it until you straddled him. "Please" begged Bottles as you caught his gaze. As you slowly lowered yourself onto him he let out a low pained moan at the feel of your soft walls enclosing him. Grabbing his jaw you roughly tugged him face towards you for a kiss as you started to slowly bounce up and down. Bottles happily submitted to you and moaned into your mouth as he felt himself lose himself to the rhythm of you sliding up and down his length. "Close" stuttered Bottles as he pulled from your kiss after a few minutes as he panted out of breath. You stilled before slipping off him, ignoring his pleas for more. "Patience" you whispered in his ear as you placed a blindfold over his eyes and felt Guero move onto the bed behind you trailing his hand up between your legs. Bottles could do nothing but listen to the two of you pleasure each other for the rest of the night.

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i do too!!! 💜💜

but couldn't find much to satisfy my tiggy craving, so I figured I'd do it myself 😅

Diner Girl PT 1

🦆: First Post in awhile took a break as I was busy with work but I'm back now with lots of things in my drafts to keep me busy

Pairing: Tig Trager x FemOC (can be read as xreader)

Summary: Tig meets a cute waitress

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Tig sees a diner on the way back from a run for the club and notices a cute little waitress in the window and thought this seems like a great place to stop for some grub. Approaching the counter, Tig flashes the waitress a warm smile. He then orders a coffee and takes a seat, keeping his eyes on the girl as she tends to the few other patrons in the small diner.

As he finishes his coffee, Tig decides to make a move. Rising from his seat, he walks over to the counter where the waitress is wiping down glasses and taking orders from a man in a suit. Tig, leaning on the counter in a laidback manner catches the waitress looking at him out of the corner of her eye and smiles. She returns the smile and continues working. Tig decides to see if he can strike up a conversation.

Looking down at the waitress, Tig speaks in a gentle and friendly tone.

"Hey there, you seem like a sweet girl, what's your name?"

The waitress takes a moment to glance at Tig, seemingly surprised by the question. However, her warmth and sweetness never leave her expression as she answers.

"Oh, I'm Grace.. Nice to meet you...."

"I'm Alex"

Tig smiles warmly, liking the girl's name and her friendly attitude.

"EXCUSE ME DO THEY PAY YOU TO IGNORE CUSTOMERS IN THIS DUMP OR DO YOU JUST HATE YOUR JOB?"

The man in the suit loudly exclaims to the room with a sour expression on his face

Startled by the man's sudden outburst, Tig looks up at him and gives him a stern glare. The waitress quickly turns to face the man in the suit, looking annoyed with his behavior. Tig turns his attention back to the waitress.

"Relax, buddy. This is a small, family-run diner. If you're looking for customer service, try the Olive Garden or something. Now, why don't you go back to your table and let Grace do her job in peace hmm?"

Tig says confidently, shooting a sharp glance at the rude customer.

The man seems surprised by Tig's bold response and grumbles to himself before going back to his table. Grace quickly looks up at Tig, clearly appreciating the sweet way he defended her. She smiles at Tig and nods her thanks. Tig smiles back, then continues to talk with the young waitress.

Tig likes talking with Grace, enjoying how genuine and kind-hearted she is. She's a nice girl, he thinks, and way nicer than any girl he's ever been with before. He can feel a strange connection with her, something that he's never felt before. He's drawn to her in a way that he can't quite explain.

The two chat for a while longer and Tig's charm seems to be working as Grace becomes more and more comfortable with him. As she leans on the counter, Tig puts his hand on her elbow to get her attention. He leans in close and says quietly,

"Can I ask you something?"

Grace looks up at him, and the look in her eyes makes his heart flutter. He thinks she is the most beautiful woman he's ever seen. He nods slowly as he waits for her reply, and Grace smiles sweetly as she whispers,

"Sure, what is it?"

Tig's heart starts pounding as the tension mounts, and he takes a beat before finally asking the question that's been haunting him.

"Would you wanna go out sometime?"

As the words leave his mouth, his stomach clenches with nerves, and his brain feels like it's short-circuiting from the rush of adrenalin. He can't believe he just asked her that, but he felt like he had no choice. As the diner gets quiet and Grace thinks about his question, Tig can hardly breathe.

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🛠Diner Girl☕️

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#sons of anarchy x reader #sons of anarchy #tig trager x oc #Mallard Diner Girl #tig trager x reader #SoA #sons of anarchy x oc

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