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OMFG I have too many WIPs in progress to take on another but if someone writes this I will read the shit out of it. Take them for all they're worth, Chilchuck!

"Chilchuck would hate Frodo" bullshit, Chilchuck would be super fucking intensely protective of Frodo Baggins.

The ring you got for your inheritance turned out to be CURSED? And you VOLUNTEERED to WALK HUNDREDS of MILES to destroy it!? And when you got stabbed by a monster blade, the ELVES TOOK YOU AWAY FOR MONTHS and you THANKED THEM!?

No. No, I'm your father now, kid. You're joining a union, I'm negotiating your back pay for that trip. And your ongoing medical treatment, and I'm getting you EXTRA for mental anguish. Oh, the elves are offering to take you to some mysterious continent off in the West as recompense? Let's find out how many of these obscure cuss words they can decipher.

#Dungeon Meshi #Delicious in Dungeon #Lord of the Rings #Frodo Baggins #He'd adopt all the hobbits #omfg they're being exploited left right and down the center #Chilchuck vs. Denethor go #chilchuck tims

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Everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

#baking #Sorry I've been there it gets better #But not this #this won't get better it's dead Jim

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This is part of my ongoing Discworld jacket embroidery project. Of course Great A'Tuin has to be on there. And of course it has to be the biggest one of them all.

I'm going to put the finished product in my masterpost, but I'm so proud of the thing that I have to put it in an extra post beforehand. Enjoy!

#the great a'tuin #gnu terry pratchett #embroidery

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I'm glad they sorta made up and all, and Liaos was stomping all over what Shuro thought was acceptable, but woof this was a scene. Talk about worst nightmares, Laios is really having a day.

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden #toshiro nakamoto #OUCH #sorry Chilchuck my buddy you called this one wrong

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I AM THAT IS

#Redwall #I was so into these books in my teens #The hares are the best fight me #I want to eat all the fooooood it sounds so good

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I had to scroll down way too far to get this reply.

i don't know if its physically possible to ignore the dog

#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood #sorry not sorry 'bout what I said

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Elphaba stop bullying your boyfriend.

#I'll send Fiyero some sympathy as soon as I stop cackling #any time now #wicked the musical #fiyero #elphaba thropp #fiyero x elphaba

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Poor Fiyero, all he wanted was endless parties and dances and good times and instead he gets Politics. And straw.

In honor of our very first sneak peek of the movie Wicked, my nostalgia kicked into high gear and I'm honoring one of my earliest fandom crazes with a silly little comic I'm calling "Fiyero Doesn't Get Enough Recognition For All The Shit He's Been Through."

Enjoy Fiyero having the weirdest 72 hours of his life.

Sequel comic here.

#wicked #fiyero

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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

#A++ philosophy #no notes

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Trying to figure out if you’re ace or aro can be so much harder than other sexualities because it’s like, trying to find the absence of something. Imagine you’re at a pond and you want to know if there are any turtles, or fish. Say you find a turtle and you’re like “great! Now I know there are turtles.” Or a fish, now you know for sure there are fish. Or you find both, and now you know for a fact there are both turtles and fish in the pond.

But like, if you don’t find any turtles it might be that there are no turtles or maybe you’re just really shitty at looking for turtles and maybe you THINK you saw a turtle over there or maybe it was just a stick. Maybe there are only a few turtles. Maybe you need to do something special to find the turtles. Maybe a bunch of these rocks are actually turtles but you couldn’t tell them apart. Maybe there are no turtles. You have no idea. Meanwhile some people are saying “Oh there have to be turtles! You’ll find them eventually ;)” or “How many turtles have you found in your pond?” or “Try planting some vegetables at the shore to attract the turtles.” Or “Oh no! What disaster happened to your pond that there are no turtles?” And you’re just standing there wet with an empty net and a tired expression.

But whatever because whether there are turtles or fish or not your pond’s ecology works just fine without them because that’s what eco-communities do they form a system around what they have. You aren’t missing anything if you don’t have turtles you just have a pond system without turtles. If someone tried to change you by pouring a bunch of turtles into your pond it would probably fuck something up.

So you don’t have to be entirely sure. You don’t have to search every inch of the damn pond before you can decide there are probably no turtles. If you want to take the aro or ace label because you think it fits go for it. And if you do find your turtles you can rename the pond. That’s fine.

#asexual #ace #it is nice to know that ponds without turtles is a thing #and not an ecological disaster

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First Post!

I deleted my old tumblr because... man idk why it was covid-times and the prefrontal cortex was not in the room with us!! Anyways, I was reminded by my lovely friend @repecca that tumblr exists, and that some of my work has been going around on here, so I decided to post some of my work up officially! Starting off with my most notable (?) work to date, here's my LOTR: The Middle Kingdom Project. Now, it's been over a year since I posted this, and at the time I was... really searchingfor myself artistically, and I decided to go all in on something that I'd been ruminating on for a long time.

So, hello, again. I'm Leia. I do visual development/BG design, and I'm also a writer of things. I love fantasy and transformative work. It's nice to meet you.

#lord of the rings #chinese culture #omg this is amazing

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I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet

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Shapeshifter problems 🔥 Nimona cosplay!

#youtube #dang there are amazing cosplayers out there!

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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

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Magnus Protocol 13

So, scattershot thoughts:

Jack is a baby. Jack is a baby? Why is Celia repeatedly falling asleep/waking up on the side of the road if there's a baby at home? Also, a couple wild years after moving into town? Moving from where, Celia? Another world?

Now, this could just be my ace ass, but on that date, Sam seemed flirty... Celia seemed like a reporter chasing a story. IDK. Vibes.

I'd forgotten sometimes we get to hear things in the victim's own voice, so it took me a hot moment to suss out the statement or whatever had started.

Moral of today's story: Don't bet against yourself. Especially when the bank might come to collect. With what, an insect phone? What was that?

While I'm sorry that Gwen got to hear about the direct effect of her taking that message to Mr. Bonzo (and I'm so glad this episode didn't have any Bonzo, I was running out of daylight), I am glad that means that most likely whatever Alice is getting spooked by isn't a giant, rubbery, sweaty clown with not!soft teeth and coquettish ways. (OMG I hate that sentence so much).

Sam and Alice. Can we just. What. Ow. OW. Sam. What the hell, Sam? You're dating a coworker and it's the ex who got you the job you're trying to ice out? The heck?

Also did anyone else hear the music during the date? There was music in the background, and it could just be Background Noise For Ambiance, but given this is Magnus, and given it felt like it was underlining things, I'm not sure.

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #cw: some Mr Bonzo

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Yeeeah, I wasn't entirely convinced until this last episode, but yeah. And he's winning. Get'm, Laios.

Absolutely living for Laios’ English VA

#delicious in dungeon #laios touden

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... Okay, that fight between Laios and Shuro was especially painful. Shuro was his first friend. Except he wasn't. OUCH.

#delicious in dungeon #laios touden #toshiro nakamoto