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I like to think that Lee Harvey Oswald was not a suspect in the jfk assassination and he is still alive and kicking knowing he killed the president and some fuckass family took the blame for him

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why aren’t we talking more about how an ape w a genius level intellect and a posh accent went from working for an alien training / babysitting gifted children to a tattoo artist in a biker gang

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thank you s3 for giving me five being an asshole to reginald. he cut him so much slack in s2, but in this season, he calls him “reg” and “reginald" to his face, tells him his plan is bullshit, and is unabashedly rude to him. huge improvement and also character growth <3

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Ben:

Also Ben:

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i will not shut up about how underutilizes klaus’s ghost powers were this season. not only did he not talk to any of the dead sparrow academy members -like i mentioned in another post- but he never even thought to try and talk with his dead mom??? not once????

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Did they seriously just leave five to go off on his own in the finale? Wtf is he gonna do? My guy doesn't have any money, he looks like a minor so he can't get a job or a place to live, he doesn't have his powers so he can't fight nearly as well, and they just left him to his own devices? Yeah, that certainly can't end horribly.

#he is going to end up in high school and it will be so funny i promise #the umbrella academy spoilers #no but the way they were like 'not my problem!'

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i just went along w the fact that stanley was somehow their child when he’s white while lila is south asian & diego is mexican. that’s on me i am just as gullible as diego lmao

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I think umbrella academy seasons would be like half the length if even one of the Hargreeves siblings did a headcount

#they do a number sound off because it’s the only way any of them can count that high

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cannot BELIEVE they played hazel and Marcus the same way. promo posters and everything and killed off in the first episode.

#MARCUS HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL AND FOR WHAT #the umbrella academy #original post #the umbrella academy spoilers #q

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ok but can we talk about the soundtrack this season plz, it was just too good. we had the hargreeves and the sparrows dancing to ‘footloose’, klaus and five singing ‘the time of my life’, the cover of teenage dream, friday I’m in love by the cure, another one bites the dust by queen and many others. ugh they never disappoint with the music.

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Never getting over that fact that so many people were just okay with committing hit and runs when all those cars hit Klaus. And in a row too. Like where are you going that you can’t stop to check if the guy you just hit is okay??? All these people didn’t even break, just full force rammed into him without a second thought and went on with their days

#the umbrella academy spoilers #honestly if I saw an old white man with a monocle unbothered id leave too #q

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Reginald hargreeves

#idc that he’s a cube this was funnier and my geometry teacher was a bitch #anyways love how absolutely no explanation was given. no information whatsoever. #the umbrella academy spoilers #the umbrella academy #tua #original post #christoper the cube #Reginald hargreeves

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We all need to thank Diego for hallucinating a dance scene out of everything he could have imagined. Hell, we could have had a hallucination of him and JFK holding hands and running on the beach at sunset while laughing and smiling at each other

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THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 3x03, “Pocket Full of Lightning”

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the umbrella academy: daddy issues

the sparrow academy: can't get daddy issues if you fuck up your dad first lmao

#the umbrella academy spoilers #so valid honestly I love them <3

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MAJOR props to five hargreeves because if my abusive father said that I ruined my life by not listening to him I would have killed him on the fucking spot

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Grace to Marcus in the first episode

#tua #the umbrella academy #original post #the umbrella academy spoilers #tua 3 spoilers #tua season 3 #grace hargreeves #Marcus hargreeves