People shipping Simon and fionna make me wanna rip my fucking eyes out and walk out onto an active train track and let a train hit me. But before I do that I douse myself in gasoline and set myself on fire.
Martin would’ve been a good dad if he wasn’t separated from Finn
I think this cause Martin stopped being a shady dude when he had Finn and I think he would’ve been a good dad and Finn would’ve taught him how to be good in a way. Cause Martin in fionna and cake didn’t have a Finn and he would’ve raised Finn in that world if he didn’t die and I think that version of Martin is what Martin could’ve been if he and Finn weren’t separated.
He used being an asshole as a defense mechanism cause he would just hop from planet to planet so he didn’t want to make meaningful connections with people. He thought that the only way he was gonna survive was to be a criminal. So when Finn met Martin he (Martin) didn’t wanna grow close to him knowing he was probably gonna just leave again and Finn is older now so why even bother starting a relationship now? So he put Finn at arms length (well more than that) but either if Martin was nice and then just left or if Martin treated him like a dick, Finn would’ve gotten hurt either way. And it was easier to be a dick.
*I AM NOT DEFENDING MARTINS ACTIONS HE IS A GIANT DICKWAD*
I’ve seen some theories saying that since betty fulfilled her wish to keep Simon safe she was able to pass on and not be golb anymore but I don’t think that’s true.
I think that as long as Simon is alive Betty is gonna be golb. She kept him safe one time. You don’t think anything can happen in like the 30-50 years Simon has left?? She still has that job to keep Simon safe as long as he’s alive. So she’s still gonna be golb.
I had a dream where Simon got struck by lightning with the crown on and he was still the ice king but he still had a majority of his memories. His skin looked like when he was first turning (that dark blue) his nose was unaffected, and the streak of white he has in fionna and cake was white that faded into dark blue like the color of his muumuu. He also still wore his suit but it was blue now. Idk why the first person he was looking for was peppermint butler but it was also a dream so who fucking knows.
I’ve seen people mad that Betty didn’t turn human again and Simon and Betty didn’t end up together at the end. But one thing bojack horseman taught me is that that’s just not how life is. The way their relationship ended with closure is more realistic and I’d be more mad if Betty randomly turned human again. She’s still able to keep Simon safe as golb and she still got her wish. Simon didn’t have to become the ice king and fionnas world is legit now. Cake is even still magic like she wanted. So to me the ending was good. Rushed a bit maybe. But good.
Thinking about how Marceline and Bonnie will have eachother forever but Bmo will only have himself and he slowly had to erase memory for data and forgot Finn’s name so he probably deleted Marceline and Bonnie’s data also which means he thinks he’s truly alone
How many endings does Vera have? Cause I got the blood ritual ending and the life of crime ending. But there’s gotta be one where we just go to prom together right? Cause those both sound like secret endings and the only person I’ve actually been to prom with is Damien and that’s because I thought I had all of Vera’s endings and Miranda was hard.