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nikkis-weird-dreams · 5 months
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I dreamed I wrote a country music musical about a plumer / handyman who falls in love with a woman whose apartment he is working on. The song I remember most was called “can’t unclog my heart” and it was a legitimately touching and sad song where he laments how love and emotions can never be fixed as easily as a simple repair job. My dream musical has a pretty good off broadway run before I woke up.
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nikkis-weird-dreams · 5 months
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I dreamed I was at a house party but the cool girls were forcing me to conjugate foreign language verb tenses
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nikkis-weird-dreams · 9 months
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I dreamed I was working at a Burger King staffed entirely by people I went to grade school / middle school with and haven’t seen since. I was like trying to take orders from customers but I didn’t know how to operate the computer register thing and if I wanted help I had to talk to old schoolmates I haven’t spoken to in years
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nikkis-weird-dreams · 9 months
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I dreamed I was a Jedi from like before the clone wars cartoon and I was running around coruscant taking pictures of signs written in English because the government was about to officially replace the English alphabet with the Star Wars alphabet and they wanted pictures of English signs and stuff for the historical record before they replaced everything
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nikkis-weird-dreams · 10 months
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I dreamed I was part of a group of teleporters and we were on the run from an evil group of teleporters that wanted to kill us or something and we were like traveling the world hiding in obscure locations but anywhere we went the evil teleporters would track us down and when we were all like laying low at a farm house in the middle of nowhere the evil teleporters found us and took us by surprise and I teleported quick to the Grand Canyon cus it was the first place I thought of but because we had been caught by surprise we hadn’t planes where to meet next so I was separated from the group and on the run. I started hopping between major cities by like looking up hotel vacancies on my phone and then waiting until late at night and teleporting directly into the room. Then in the morning I would teleport to a nearby rooftop before anyone could check the room before and then I would just hop around the city the rest of the day and go to a new city the next day
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nikkis-weird-dreams · 11 months
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I dreamed I moved to a new school and it was mostly normal until after lunch on my first day everyone got up and they told me to grab some kinda food item. I grabbed an apple since we were in a school cafeteria. Everyone selected their own item and we all walked to a dark basement under the school and offered our food items to a giant spider that they called “the spider queen” and worshiped as the schools personal guardian deity.
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nikkis-weird-dreams · 11 months
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I dreamed I was going door to door asking people questions for some kind of government survey but when I was walking up to this one house I got my foot caught in a trap (like a cartoon bear trap but smaller) that the home owner had in his front yard which he said was for catching squirrels and rabbits
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Rough sketch of the demon from the nightmare that I kicked so hard I pulled a muscle in real life
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I dreamed I was at a summer camp the size of a small town. I might have been working as a camp counselor but it was kinda unclear. I was just kinda hanging around various locations like cabins and the dining hall but then like someone warned me there was a demon somewhere in the camp. They never actually said what the demons name was they just called it “a demon that hurts children” vague on the details. Anyway the demon would replace someone, though it was unclear if it had killed the person or possessed them, and go about as them until in choose it’s next victim. The demon was super gross and scary, with a huge maw of sharp jagged teeth and no eyes and a body like golum from lord of the rings but it would use magic to trick everyone around it into thinking it was/looked like it’s last victim. For some reason I could see through the magic so I ran away from it when I saw it in the dining hall. It chased me cus it knew I knew. It chased me through a lot of random unrelated dream locations including a Chinese restaurant and a road by a beach but eventually it caught up to me at a cabin on top of a mountain and locked myself in the bathroom to hide but it broke in and as it came at me I kicked it as hard as I could in a burst of fight or flight but unfortunately I actually kicked in real life and woke up because I had pulled a thigh muscle trying to kick the dream demon
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I had a dream I was an American spy sneaking across the boarder into Russia to idk do spy things and it wasn’t until I woke up that I realized a major plot hole in my dream, that being that there IS NO BOARDER BETWEEN THE USA AND RUSSIA
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Lots of stuff happened in this dream but the thing I remember most was that I got an irritated line on my neck which at first I thought was like a crease or a pressure mark from looking down too much but it got worse and it was red and inflamed and looked kind of like an infected cut and eventually it opened up to become a filthy drooling mouth on my neck and if I tilted my head up too much it would open and I was super stressed about it and it was always spitting up
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I dreamed I ran away from home because my home was full of evil people I’d never met IRL but in the dream they were my new family and they were holding me hostage so I escaped out the back door and ran through the neighborhood and jumped a few fences and I was taken in by some guy that looked like the dude from Rouge One and I lived with him then I guess and then I met some plant spirits at the library and hid from my evil dream family and ran some more and then I got sheltered in a convent by some nuns who all studied bugs. They had a brother monetary but the monks didn’t study bugs they all grew blackberries and made blackberry foods. Then I went camping with the plant spirits but the wind destroyed our tent and the bugs that the nuns gave us to look after got everywhere but I was less worried about like bugs in my sleeping bag and more worried about telling the nuns that we lost their pet bugs
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I dreamed I was trying to call Lowes customer service to complain because the washing machine they just installed in my basement had a giant slime monster living in it which I had to fight so I could do my laundry
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I had a dream once where I was watching a music video for a melancholy pop song about idk teen girl identity issues and I specifically remembered one line of the song about being vegetarian and I woke up with only that snippet of that song stuck in my head
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One time I had a dream / nightmare where I was walking in the sky like really high above the ground below and a bird flew at me and then flew into my chest and stole my heart and flew away and I couldn’t run fast enough to catch it and I was really upset about it even after I woke up
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I had a dream I was at school for some reason and I had to sew clothes for a sentient American Girl doll so she could be in a fashion show contest thing with real human models and I was all anxious because the clothes I sewed weren’t fancy enough but then I found a bunch of old antiques when I was looking for more fabric so I took them to my grade school music teacher (???) who was also the judge of the fashion show contest so she could authenticate them I guess ???
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I dreamed that the big pine tree in my neighbors yard (which dosent exist in real life) fell over and crushed the overhang above my front porch and instead of doing something about this I immediately went to a Halloween party and then to a SCA / renaissance fair event
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