niwthsiri

[niwthsiri]

Hufflepuff: Sly, look what I found!

Slytherin: Do I want to know?

Hufflepuff: I found a sky puppy!

Slytherin: What's a sky pupp-

Hufflepuff: *opens box*

Slytherin: THAT'S A BAT!!!!

#hufflepuff #incorrect quotes #harry potter #slytherpuff #best friends #hufflepuff x slytherin #hufflerin #slytherin #hogwarts

[niwthsiri]

Slytherin: Hey, you ok?

Hufflepuff: Just having a bad day.

Slytherin: Wanna watch a movie together?

Hufflepuff: ...ok

*after the movie finishes*

Hufflepuff: Thank you

Slytherin: For what? It was just a movie.

Hufflepuff: Well sometimes life gets hard and I think what's the point of all this? And then I hang out with the people I love...and I see it.

Slytherin: come here you *hugs Hufflepuff*

#hufflepuff #incorrect quotes #harry potter #best friends #hufflerin #hufflepuff x slytherin #slytherpuff #slytherin #hogwarts #bffs <3 #bff #platonic love

[niwthsiri]

Slytherin: What are you doing?

Hufflepuff: Writing a letter of resignation

Slytherin: Huh?

Hufflepuff: Yeah, I'm thinking about stepping down from being an adult. I'm grateful for the opportunity, but it's just not for me.

Slytherin: ...

#hufflepuff #incorrect quotes #harry potter #slytherpuff #slytherin #hufflepuff x slytherin #hogwarts #hufflerin #best friends

[niwthsiri]

Hufflepuff: Ok I've finished putting away the snacks.

Slytherin: Where did you put the goldfish?

Hufflepuff: By the oranges...I grouped everything by color.

Slytherin: In the nicest way possible, are you on something?

Hufflepuff: Yeah, the spectrum.

Slytherin: ...

#harry potter #hufflepuff #incorrect quotes #slytherin #hogwarts #slytherpuff #hufflepuff x slytherin #hufflerin #best friends

[niwthsiri]

Random student: *makes fun of Slytherin*

Hufflepuff: Have you ever had your butt kicked by 14 year old with an inhaler?

Random student: No.

Hufflepuff: Well, you're about to.

#harry potter #hufflepuff #incorrect quotes #hogwarts #slytherpuff #slytherin #hufflepuff x slytherin #hufflerin #best friends

[niwthsiri]

*Hufflepuff eating snacks*

Slytherin: Weren't you on a diet?

Hufflepuff: I am but someone opened this packet and if I don't finish it it'll go bad.

Slytherin: You opened that packet , I saw....

Hufflepuff: And? You want my snacks to go bad?

Slytherin:

Slytherin: Do you want more?

[niwthsiri]

Slytherin: Why does this paper only have my phone number on it?

Hufflepuff: I had an assignment for school.

Slytherin: Huh?

Hufflepuff: Well, our teacher said for us to write a poem, and I asked how long it has to be, and she replied that it can be as short as one word as long as it's meaningful to us.

Slytherin, crying now: Well, ok then.

#harry potter #hufflepuff #incorrect quotes #slytherin #hogwarts #slytherpuff #hufflepuff x slytherin #hufflerin #best friends #bff #besties

[niwthsiri]

*Slytherin minding their own business, eating dinner at the table*

Hufflepuff: Life is like a shoe you cannot drink because the earth is a carrot and the water is a door.

Slytherin: ...

Slytherin: You're drunk aren't you?

[niwthsiri]

Ravenclaw: What's wrong Puff?

Hufflepuff: Slytherin said they don't love me.

Slytherin: All I said was you're too old for an Easter basket!

Hufflepuff: That's the same thing!

Ravenclaw: *facepalms*

[niwthsiri]

Slytherin: Do you trust m-

Hufflepuff: Yes.

Slytherin: You didn't let me finish the question

Hufflepuff, visibility confused: What's your point?

[niwthsiri]

Hufflepuff: I've decided that bears are simply misunderstood. I'm going to go find one and prove it. Any thoughts?

Slytherin: And prayers. You're going to need them.

#harry potter #incorrect quotes #slytherin #slytherpuff #hufflepuff x slytherin #hufflepuff #hufflerin #best friends #hogwarts

[niwthsiri]

"Life is soup and I'm the fork. "

-Slytherin, probably

#relatable #dark humor #harry potter #slytherin #incorrect quotes

[niwthsiri]

Slytherin: I'm going on a quest!

Hufflepuff: ... Alone?

Slytherin: Of course!

Hufflepuff: Not on my watch.

#incorrect quotes #hufflepuff #slytherin #harry potter #hogwarts #slytherpuff #hufflepuff x slytherin #hufflerin #best friends

[niwthsiri]

*Hufflepuff eating snacks*

Slytherin: weren't you on a diet?

Hufflepuff: I am but someone opened this packet and if I don't finish it it'll go bad.

Slytherin: you opened that packet, I saw....

Hufflepuff: and? You want my snacks to go bad?

Slytherin:

Slytherin: do you want some more?

[niwthsiri]

Slytherin: When you stuff your feelings away, do you fold them hamburger style or hotdog style?

Hufflepuff: Sly...no.

#harry potter #hufflepuff #incorrect quotes #hogwarts #slytherpuff #hufflepuff x slytherin #slytherin #hufflerin

[niwthsiri]

Hufflepuff: Everyone always says that drinking numbs the pain, so why doesn't it work?

Slytherin: It would help if you weren't drinking chocolate milk.

#harry potter #hufflepuff #incorrect quotes #slytherin #hogwarts #slytherpuff #hufflepuff x slytherin #hufflerin

[niwthsiri]

Slytherin: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than to drive people insane buying heart-shaped chocolates

Hufflepuff: I made you a card

Slytherin, tearing up: You did?

#incorrect Valentine's day quotes #hufflepuff #incorrect quotes #slytherpuff #hufflepuff x slytherin #hufflerin #best friends #hogwarts #harry potter #besties