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𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀 [Tom Riddle]

Summary: ❝ Don’t underestimate the allure of darkness, even the purest of hearts are drawn to it.❞


── A story about a peculiar boy who fancies the dark arts and a persistent girl who is far too curious for her own good.


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Cover made by: @Joerish_austero28 [me]

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Ravenclaw: how tall are you?

Hufflepuff: like 5’8 I think

Slytherin: I am five foot one inch and three quarters and I WILL DESTROY YOU

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Hufflepuff: come on, you need to go get a bath!

Slytherin: *sitting in the empty tub* I obey the letter of the law, if not the spirit

Hufflepuff: I wanna hear the water running!

Slytherin: fuck

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Hufflepuff: people think I’m a softy, bitch I’ll stab you

Slytherin: with what a pencil?

Hufflepuff: no! That’s violent.

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Conversation
Barista
Can I get you two any drinks?
Slytherin
Coffee, dark and bitter like my soul.
Hufflepuff
Uh, yeah i would also like my drink like my soul please?
Barista
Hufflepuff
Slytherin
So a hot chocolate with extra milk, whipped cream, extra marshmallows with a flake, grated chocolate and cinnamon spice sprinkled on top and a gingerbread on the side?
Hufflepuff *voice cracking and eyes brimming with tears of love*
yes please
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Slytherin: I have an excellent gaydar. I can determine if a person is gay or not with just a glance.

Ravenclaw: Hufflepuff has been in love with you for years.

Slytherin: He what?

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*Hufflepuff and Slytherin sitting next to each other in potions~

Hufflepuff- I made you this :)

(holds out beautifully hand made bracelet full of sparkles) 

Slytherin- ummmmm…. (frantically looks around for help)

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hogwarts houses BUT the other three houses fights for Hufflepuff’s love and affection.

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Remember when we only used to be Potterheads?


I won’t be surprised if you don’t, we are to blame to have let our views and opinions separate us into different groups. We were all Potterheads at one time, but then slowly our views on pairings, characters of others related topics caused rifts to form between fans. And it’s really sad to see. We all fell in love with the Harry Potter universe solely on the magical world, and the magic behind Rowlings words not the pairings.


There’s nothing wrong, with shipping Harry and Hermione or even, Draco and Hermione or the others pairings that exist. There’s nothing wrong with debating whether James or Snape was the bully or not. If you haven’t read the books and only seen the films, you’re a Potterhead as just as much as everyone else is, not any less.


It’s not having our OTPs or having different views that made the Fandom toxic. It’s not accepting that others have different views and opinion, you don’t need to agree with them, you just need to show some level of respect and move on.


We are entitled to our own opinion, but we all share a responsibility to ensure we express them in a way that doesn’t offend anyone.


To all the new fans of the HP universe, Dont let your differences divide you.

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Hufflepuff: I’m wild! I can do bad things!

Slytherin: You once drank pepsi out of a coke glass and then cried because you thought it was illegal.

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Honestly, it’s really fun to write! I would recommend, although I like “real” writing like on wattpad! If you have not already…

CHECK OUT MY PINNED!!!!

I have a Draco malfoy book on there and others!

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Hufflepuff [minding their on business]: ….

Slytherin [for absolutely no reason]: I’d kill for you

Hufflepuff [feeling all giddy]: I love you too.

Ravenclaw: that’s not how it works.

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Slytherin: Instead of asking someone why they’re so dressed up, ask yourself why you didn’t wear a better outfit

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Hufflepuff: I really like this guy but idk how to tell him.

Slytherin: Just ask him to the movies this weekend.

Hufflepuff: Do you want to go to the movies this weekend?

Slytherin: No I meant ask him.

Hufflepuff: I just did.

Slytherin: What did he say?

Hufflepuff: Idk. You tell me.

Slytherin: What do you mean?

Hufflepuff: *thinking* What the f u c k.

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Hufflepuff: Did you just refer to a knife as a ‘people opener’?

Slytherin: should I not have?

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Hufflepuff: how much sleep did you get?

Slytherin: like 8

Hufflepuff: hours?

Slytherin: minutes

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Slytherin: I fucking dare you, try me

Gryffindor: what are you going to do unleash your beast?

Slytherin: yes I fucking will. *snaps fingers huffland

Hufflepuff: erm..rawr

Gryffindor [looking at puff waiting for his reaction]: oh my god *fake gasps I’m terrified. *falls to the ground dramatically

Hufflepuff: I’m sorry I scared you *helps griff up. Have my cookie.

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Did a thing… Not sure if it’s a good thing though…

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Just for clarification: In the first picture, Ravenclaw is carrying her gf, Gryffindor.

In the second picture, Gryffindor is in the middle, next to Slytherin, on her right and Hufflepuff on her left.

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Gryffindor : Is 10 a big number?

Ravenclaw : Well 10 dollars is not much

Slytherin : But 10 murders is a lot of murders.

Hufflepuff: *clenching fists* What. Is. Wrong. With. You???!!!!!

Ravenclaw : *tearing up* I mean…. Sly’s not wrong ¯\(◉‿◉)/¯

Slytherin : Yeah, context is important Huff!

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