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I found the best card to play in Cards Against Humanity

#twilight #cards against humanity #twilight rennaisance #twilightsaga #mine #twilight shitpost #edward cullen #bella swan #prom

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The Cullens as Disney Princesses

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sleepover saturday

tell me about your day

tell me about yourself

tell me about your crush

tell me a joke

tell me a funny/embarrassing story

tell me weird/funny/creepy stories

tell me about your pet

tell me why you followed me

rant about anything you want

confess something on anon (or not!)

ask me weird things

ask me really personal things

send me unpopular opinions

ask for my opinion

send me headcanons

fuck/marry/kill, would you rather?, have you ever?, hot or not?, etc.

send me recommendations

fic recs, fic recs, fic recs!

fill my inbox with smut!

or hurt/comfort

or fluff

or angst

anything, i’m easy!

ask me for advice

talk about books/movies/tv shows/music

what time is it / what are you thinking about?

talk about/ask about guilty pleasures

who do you ship me with?

ask for a photo!

give me a nickname

this or that

literally anything tbh???

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I don't understand Edward's hate towards Rosalie after he hunted rapists. He even saw first hand the aftermath of an assault to two women. So he would've gotten some idea of what happened to Rosalie. I honestly don't understand Edward's view point. Was it ever mentioned in the book why he still judged Rosalie despite this? Maybe I missed it. Thanks :)

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Hello, 911, I just witnessed a woman MURDER her cowboy.

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the cullens as the no thoughts head empty sanrio meme

bella

edward

emmett

rosalie

alice

jasper

esme

carlisle

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Its been five years for me. Not a day goes by without me thinking of it. Good news I finally won full parental rights of my son after “bio dad” decided to contact me for more rights to him. Which im so thankful for, I dont have to answer the phone if he calls (he is now blocked) so hopefully soon I can move on even more than i have been.

4yrs later and sometimes I still turn the shower on high to wash you away

Ptsd confessions

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what on gods green earth is going on? did i wake up in 2012?

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what’s funnier: the idea that the entire volturi got on a plane and flew to America solely to fuck up the Cullen’s, or that they swam

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I think Ryan George is on to something here

#twilight rennaisance #twilight #twilightsaga #mine #my beef cake #twilight shitpost #edward cullen #bella swan #jasper hale #alice cullen #paul giamatti

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I think Ryan George is on to something here

#twilight rennaisance #twilight #twilightsaga #mine #my beef cake #twilight shitpost #edward cullen #bella swan #jasper hale #alice cullen #paul giamatti

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100% that this had happened

Emmett the morning of Bella’s first day: “yo why do we have so many eggs in the fridge.”

*brings all 12 eggs to school(in a bag ofc cus what else is there to put them in)*

Emmett at lunch: “FAM WATCH THIS”

Edward knowing what’s about to happen: “god no Emmett please no”

*Emmett proceeds to swallow all 12 of the eggs, whole, one by one as the others watch in utter hatred*

Rosalie: “why the hell did I ever marry you”

Egg man😈

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Renesmee existing Renesmee not existing

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Finished reading new moon and I completely forgot that in the epilogue Charlie was yelling for Bella to get her ass inside and it makes me wonder what it would be been like if I’m the movie they kept that after Edward proposed.

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sam when he walks in on the boys having a competition to see who can make the grossest sandwich

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cullens using social media headcanons

- emmett regularly sends rosalie snapchats of his face from the same room with captions like ‘i love you babe’

- edwards instagram feed is entirely edgy pictures of mountains and trees and shit

- all the boys comment on each other’s pictures

- whenever edward leaves his phone lying around emmett will steal it and post something stupid

- esme 100% comments on all of her childrens pictures

- esme also has an instagram feed entirely made up of inspirational quotes

- they definitely have an imessage groupchat where esme constantly sends pictures of herself and carlisle doing everyday activities like shopping

- esme. always. uses. hashtags.

- like seriously unnecessarily long hashtags

- donald trump has rosalie blocked on twitter

- emmett and jasper have formed an unspoken bond over the discovery of vines