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twilightofficial · 4 hours ago
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Emmett right before getting mauled
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railmerosalie · 8 months ago
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If the people of Forks made memes:
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Edit: yes there is a typo here, pls stop mentioning it
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This took so fucking long to make, but please do enjoy
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twilightdelusions · 3 months ago
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edweirdocullen · 3 months ago
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phil-dwyer-stan-account · 3 months ago
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Bella: Edward, I named our daughter Renesmee after my mother Renee and your mother Esme :)
The ghost of Elizabeth Masen watching over them:
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lorenthvolturi · 18 days ago
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effervescent-influenza · 4 months ago
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Who let her hold the onion like that
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inthemiddleofmymidnight · 11 months ago
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deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he uses his super speed and strength to save me from a van that is spiraling out of control)
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haletwinsstan · 10 months ago
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AU where Nessie is a normal baby so the second part of Breaking Dawn is just the Cullens trying to remember how the fuck humans work like this vibe
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bellas-bad-breath · a month ago
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flourescenteffervescence · 2 months ago
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Some things never change ❤️
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edwardsshinyvolvo · 2 months ago
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their fits in alice’s vision were peak twilight core fantasy like she knew those mfs were NOT dressing like that 😭
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railmerosalie · 4 months ago
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Billy Black when the cullens moved back into Forks.
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twilightdelusions · 3 months ago
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The memes that you can relate to hit different :(
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edweirdocullen · 3 months ago
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phil-dwyer-stan-account · 4 months ago
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Yeah, the tumblr tag ban is awful and censorship is horrible but if they’re going to ban specific characters in the tags they should ban Edward Cullen
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spanishinfluenza · 4 months ago
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*walks up to straight couple* so which one of you is the stupid lamb and which is the sick, masochistic lion?
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effervescent-influenza · 7 months ago
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Props to the students of Forks High for managing to put up with Edward and Bella’s disturbing PDA.
Imagine having to sit there and watch them do that thing where they breath into each other’s mouths without even kissing. Or having to listen to Edward make Greek Mythology metaphors about their relationship. Or watching them look into each other’s eyes for the entire lunch period.
I’d transfer schools if I had to witness that
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inthemiddleofmymidnight · a year ago
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prince phillip at 99 edward cullen at 104
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haletwinsstan · 9 months ago
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Carlisle: why is Rosalie crying
Edward: she took a which twilight character are you quiz
Carlisle: who did she get
Edward: me
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