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#twilight #the twilight saga #twilight meme #edward cullen #twilight shitposting #bella swan #vampire #midnight sun #twilight reinassance #twilight renaissance #shrek #mike newton #jessica stanley #prince charming

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Because red heads are awesome!

Does anyone else think it's weird that Edward has bronze hair, Jacob is a red/brown wolf and Bella's hair turns red in the sunlight? Why are the three main characters partial redheads?

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“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it

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I bet Mike wished he'd have thought of that

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#twilight #the twilight saga #twilight meme #edward cullen #twilight shitposting #bella swan #vampire #midnight sun #twilight reinassance #twilight renaissance #follow

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#twilight #the twilight saga #twilight meme #edward cullen #twilight shitposting #bella swan #vampire #midnight sun #twilight reinassance #twilight renaissance

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#twilight #the twilight saga #twilight meme #edward cullen #twilight shitposting #bella swan #vampire #midnight sun #twilight reinassance #twilight renaissance

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Oh no! 😂

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DONT FORGET THE SPIDER SQUISH IN MIDNIGHT SUN 😂😂😂😂😂

the funniest parts of midnight sun

with spoilers obviously

when Edward first smells Bella it takes him two pages of inner monologue before he thinks of holding his breath

apparently vampires can run so fast they don’t leave footprints in snow just like LotR elves and this is physics nonsense

Edward listening to a CD of “violent music”

“a word I’d never said before in the presence of a lady” ajlskdflj

Alice to Jasper: “I know you love me. Thanks.”

“And then my conscience smote me.”

“She was offended by my teasing. I must have done it wrong again.”

the “dazzling” moments from the original book are Edward fruitlessly trying to frighten people by baring his teeth I can’t deal

when Bella points this out he thinks “I’m losing my edge”

Edward worries about whether Bella thinks he’s pretty

Bella wears a shirt “cut low enough to reveal her collarbones” 

Edward literally thinks the sparkling will horrify and disgust her

“I avoided the word ‘sex’ because she did” OH GROW UP

“It was enlightening and alluring to watch her in her element” IS THE INTRODUCTION TO A PARAGRAPH OF HER MAKING CHEERIOS

the book. includes. a car chase.

during the car chase they knock off the side mirrors and EMMETT AND JASPER LOOK OUT THE WINDOWS SO EDWARD CAN READ THEIR MINDS AS REPLACEMENT SIDE MIRRORS this isn’t stated in the book but I like to imagine they stuck their heads all the way out like happy dogs

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Bella: guys, it’s really dark in here.

Jasper: don’t worry I have a glow stick *snaps Emmett’s back*

Emmett: *starts glowing*

Bella: *stares horrified*

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Why didn’t we get to see Edward joining Bella’s friend group!! Edward joining their lunch table for the first time ! Bella bringing him to go to Seattle with everyone !! Everyone at school has him on a pedestal and then he starts hanging out with them and he’s so awkward and he’s really quiet and suddenly everyone realizes that BELLA is actually the cool and confident one in their relationship !!

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I think k our Eddie wants a Toyota

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omg i scrolled through so many of your posts and laughed so hard, thank you so much

Omg you're so welcome, thank you too! You've just made my day ❤️