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Kipperlilly “I’m all about equanimity :)” Copperkettle: *sabotages other students* *betrays a classmate* *straight up murders someone*

#fantasy high

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#cute #dimension 20 #fantasy high

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nothing is a more satisfying mental image to me than the rat grinders watching the bad kids absolutely dominate the last stand in disbelief because they thought they were going to fuck up and fail

#'ohhhh you're favourites and you're cheating' #no they're just that good #dimension 20 #fantasy high

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[ID: a three panel comic depicting maia, cala, beshelar, and eshevis tethimar from the goblin emperor. 1) maia seated at the throne, his nohecharei behind him. he looks very weary and is saying, "what is your concern, dach'osmer tethimar?" the nohecharei look on past maia in suspicion and disapproval. 2) a closeup of tethimar, looking darkly upward and saying, "our concern...? our concern is..." he launches up, pulling a long, thin knife through the air, cloak billowing behind him as he says, "A KNIFE!" 3) cala and beshelar crowd in front of maia, who looks horrified. cala holds up a hand crackling with maz, and beshelar raises one arm in front of him, the other shielding maia. both are yelling, "NO!!!" end ID]

let me see what you have!!!! A KNIFE

this was @lollians 's idea thank you my beloved

redbubble

#the goblin emperor

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Thinking about the Bad Parents this episode because like, imagine your child, who's constantly burdened with the fate of the world, comes to you after school and says it's not enough. That they have to take the Last Stand exam and it's tomorrow. You have no time to take time off work to be with them, to be able to wait for them when they get home.

And then the next day you say goodbye in the morning, you kiss them on the head and tell them you love them. But you know that the next time you see them they will have died. You know that all the day you're at work, your child is fighting for their life in a drastic last stand. How do you focus with that knowledge? How do you move on, wondering if your child is already dead? That while your working or doing chores, your child could be lying on a sandy flood, dead, while all their friends fight for their lives?

How do you move past it? How do you live out that day?

#do it #I mean they'll come back so death doesn't matter right?? right?? #they're kids you fucks #dimension 20 #fantasy high

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she’s plotting duke and pluto’s murder as we speak

#nevermore

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The idea that Kipperlily and the Ratgrinders might have underestimated the Bad Kids is wild to me and makes them look so foolhardy.

Like,,, yeah no the kids that fought an Ancient Red Dragon their freshman year, took on a Nightmare Deity as a school project, and saved the world from Eternal Darkness during their summer break definitely don't know what they're doing and are totally incompetent at defeating foes. That tracks. 100%.

#eat shit kipperlily #fantasy high #dimension 20

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KRISTEN! KRISTEN ITS A TEST DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY TO KILL EVERY SINGLE PARTY MEMBER EVEN IF THEY WILL REVIVE YOU AFTER! KRISTEN YOU CANT DIE BECAUSE YOU ARE THE LAST FOLLOWER OF YOUR GOD!! KRISTEN ITS A TRAP IN ORDER TO FINALLY KILL OFF YOUR GOD! KRISTEN NO DONT DO IT!! KRISTEN

#kristen!! #fantasy high

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The Fifth House

Abigail Pent | Magnus Quinn

#love this version #the locked tomb

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kipperlilly copperkettle hating the bad kids since day one of freshman year: funny, intriguing, typical of high school kids and of what we know about kipperlilly, and very understandable given that the school is structured into clique-like adventuring parties, of course some students would hate other parties

kipperlilly copperkettle hating RIZ specifically since Day Fucking One: LITERALLY WHAT THE HELL LITERALLY WHAT COULD HE HAVE POSSIBLY EVER FUCKING DONE TO YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#fantasy high #he got thrown in a bin #that's it

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How the night changes or whatever One Direction said

#dimension 20 #so proud of them!

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Eddie and Steve had a will they/wont they going on for years while Eddie did the whole famous rockstar thing. And now he’s on a break. Two platinum records with Corroded Coffin behind him, Eddie can finally concentrate on Steve. And the miracle is that Steve never resented Eddie for focusing on his career. That wasn’t a problem for him. He waited (sometimes patiently and sometimes not) until it was his turn, and when they got together, it was just as incredible as both had expected it would be.

So you can’t blame Eddie for writing his first solo album all about Steve. He’s done hiding in the closet for his career, so it’s he/him pronouns and filthy imagery. Shockingly it sells like you wouldn’t believe. In fact, he’s getting picked up in markets he never reached before. And when he gets the numbers for radio stations, he’s killing it on stations totally unfamiliar to him. But he’s still completely wrapped up in Steve so he’s not paying a lot of attention and he lets his manager take care of everything.

The mystery is revealed the day they get a package from Wayne. It contains clippings from newspapers and magazines, and a note that just says, “Something you want to tell me, boy?” All the headlines are some variation of “Former Satanist Eddie Munson Releases Worship Album quietly signaling his conversion to Christianity”

Eddie is furious and Steve has to watch him throw a tantrum yelling and screaming. When he eventually calms down Steve reminds Eddie that doing zero press and releasing songs like, “On My Knees in Worship” and “He is my Sunrise and my Salvation” might in fact be a little misleading.

They spend the rest of the night giggling about all the good Christians listening to songs about their sex life.

#lmao #stranger things

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*audible sounds of maia drazhar falling very stupidly in love w the prime twink of the untheileneise court*

#the goblin emperor

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The Goblin Emperor has the funniest answer to "why am I the only one in my family who wasn't assassinated" and the answer is that the assassin forgot you existed. Thought they could overtake the government by killing the entire royal family but oops they genuinely just forgot that the emperor had a 4th son.

#awkward... #the goblin emperor

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painting from this year's dd Lunar New Year event, Happy New Year everyone!

#daredevil

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“Am I doing him right?”

#to watch #asteroid city

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Short episode jam-packed with a lot of great moments

#wtf this is so cool #fantasy high