benoit blanc would LOVE paddington he would be all “mah lawd… it would appeah you have something in that there hat of yours…… a marmalade sandwich? that you keep, in case of an emergency? why, that’s brilliant!”
no prison system, only paddington teaching men self-care through cooking, recreational activities, story-telling, decent living, and sharing their feelings
i try to be a normal person but then i see those posts that are like 'paddington one: man doesnt want a dog story. paddington two: deconstruction of why the prison system should be abolished.' and i get so mad because CLEARLY you IGNORAMUSES did not understand the cinematic GENIUS of paddington one wherein the film examines the british treatment of immigrants throughout history through the eyes of a talking marmalade eating peruvian bear.
Hugh Grant's character in Glass Onion is his Paddington 2 character after he has been rehabilitated and released from prison. He just changed his name from Phoenix Buchanan to Phillip. No, I will not be taking any questions.