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paprikaspapamkazdyden · 18 hours
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HE'S BACK, BABY
EA-NASIR IS HERE FOR US, RIPPING OFF CAPITALISTS
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AS PER MY LAST TABLET
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FINAL ROUND 🎉
Well, here we are. If I remember correctly exactly one year after I made this sideblog. And now the two powerhouses who have swept the entire tournament are facing off against each other!!
The undefeated champs, the unstoppable forces of nature that are both in a style I'm not at all used to drawing, are you guys ready?
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NO PROPAGANDA THIS TIME VOTE WITH YOUR HEART
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not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword
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“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch
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V krajine, ktorej prológ písali študenti,
V krajine, v ktorej mladí napádaní sú za svoju odvahu,
V krajine, v ktorej tvoríme zlaté precedensy,
V krajine, v ktorej od narodenia slobodu vždy mali sme v dosahu,
Slovo "mladý" stalo sa urážkou,
Čoho toto je ukážkou?
Nech len snažia sa rozmazať moju tvár v dave,
Potom vyhlásia na mňa hon
Vstup na zoznam vlastizradcov je práve v zľave,
Len jeden z nás sa dostane von
Len jeden z nás zamkol by dvere zvonka,
Keby dym zaplnil miestnosť
Len jeden z nás dnes kľúčmi štrngá,
Len jeden z nás raz bude mať dosť.
Dnes ďakujú vám za omrvinky —
Dôvody, prečo tu je vraj lepšie,
No my mladí sme skutočné národné menu,
Preto poslať preč nás je výhodnejšie.
Len vtedy dosť sú z vašich zubov zvyšky,
Upečené podľa receptúry
Červenej kuchárskej knižky
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also like 10-15 years from now I hope someone makes one of those inspirational sports movies except it’s a 50 year old woman who wants to play competitive online games and everyone tells her she can’t because she’s too old, her reflexes are too slow, etc, and she gets this grizzled trainer except they’re a 19 year old kid who had a promising career until carpal tunnel syndrome ruined their chances of becoming the world champion so they train her and she fuckin wins, the end. movie of the year.
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paprikaspapamkazdyden · 2 months
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15th march on other sites is just like 'its mid march I guess??' but on Tumblr it's all 'hey remember when we all teamed up to murder a politician? We should do that again' as if we were all personally there to kill Caesar
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paprikaspapamkazdyden · 2 months
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"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"
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paprikaspapamkazdyden · 2 months
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you've been hit by
you've been struck by
a roman senator ₍ₓ₂₃₎
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paprikaspapamkazdyden · 2 months
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paprikaspapamkazdyden · 2 months
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Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.
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paprikaspapamkazdyden · 2 months
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fucked that hot chocolate right in its pussy. that is to say i drank it
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paprikaspapamkazdyden · 2 months
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drahé čumblerstvo, připravte se, dnes pravděpodobně započne finální souboj krtečka a perryho ve furry blorbo anketě, takže hezky nažhavit reblogy a tagy a bojujeme za krtečka jako obrozenci za jazyk český
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paprikaspapamkazdyden · 2 months
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Had a dream that Mao Zedong was living across the street from me. He was in hiding or something but he wasn't really putting a lot of effort into it and he said his name was Joseph America
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paprikaspapamkazdyden · 2 months
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Isnt it weird that hotel rooms provide toilet paper, tissues, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, soap, and ive even seen some provide make removal wipes, but I’ve never seen a single one provide pads or tampons?
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