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ONE STARTER FROM EVERY SONG IN MY PLAYLIST.

“how can i resist you?” “all the things i could do if i had a little money.” “i’d hate to spend the evening on my own.” “i’m too cowardly to take a stand.” “would that i were made of stone.” “the devil you know beats the devil you don’t.” “it’s all in your eyes.” “i want my stuff back.” “think of it as my desire for you.” “everybody knows that walls have ears.” “why’d you only call me when you’re high?” “i sold my soul to the calling.” “you don’t know what you’re asking for.” “i remember the looks on their faces.” “i’ll show you how to live for free.” “i’d sucker-punch an army if it got in my way.” “you must have some portraits in the attic.” “no one can stop me. i dare you to try!” “i think it’s time we had a little fun.” “i guess all we’ve got’s eachother now.” “i’m sick of all the faking that it takes to make it big.” “can we go back to the start?” “we can be like they are.” “you make my heart beat like the rain.” “there’s no time to sleep.” “they’re coming for you, honey.” “maybe i’m the one that’s being overdramatic, but i don’t think so.” “please know my actions are not motivated only by envy.” “it’s easy once you know how it’s done.” “better make it fast before i change my mind.” “i’m not a fan of puppeteers.” “maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.” “they all cried for my help, but i stood there numb.” “i told you once, you son of a bitch, i’m the best there’s ever been.” “i will show you what i can be.” “you know i talk too much.” “it’s somehow like we’re at a costume party.” “because we come from everywhere, we all come from away.” “come on and catch me, you’ve still got a chance.” “am i the only one not smiling in this place?” “we’ll sleep when the morning comes.” “these are the things that i never will learn.” “i’ve been here before. and i deserve a little more.” “don’t panic, you’ll be fine.” “i haven’t been myself lately.” “i can’t get a grip, but i can’t let go.” “i guess we have some time to kill.” “i could give two shits if the apocalypse was tomorrow.” “my name is gonna make the history books.” “i couldn’t take one more step.” “i don’t wanna forget how your voice sounds.” “who does he think he is?” “the best of us can find happiness in misery.” “the only thing that’s ever stopping me is me.” “if you were church, i’d get on my knees.” “i think that god is gonna have to kill me twice.” “i’m not that kind of boy.” “i cannot believe what i am hearing.” “why don’t we break the rules already?” “i’ll carry you home tonight.” “there is no me without you.” “i loved you then, and i love you now.” “i still feel alive.” “you better make up something quick.” “just stick with me.” “that’s the kinda love i’ve been dreaming of.” “could it be that it’s only in my head?” “you broke my heart again.” “i’ll break your pretty face.” “nobody believes you, now.” “i don’t believe whatever this is.” “we are alone. nowhere to run.” “i’d give my coat to anyone, but it looks the best on you.” “destiny is calling me.” “i won’t cry for you.” “it’s like we know what we’re doing or something.” “better to be laughed at than wrong.” “life gave me some lemons, so i made some lemonade.” “they say i’m a control freak.” “there’s a fork in the road.” “you don’t know fuck about my family.” “how does it feel?” “shut up and listen to reason for once!” “i can’t shake the feeling we’re not coming back again.” “your childish quest is doomed to fail.” “there’s no happy ending in sight for us.” “you’ve given me too much to tolerate.” “at least in this lifetime, we’re sticking together.” “i don’t know what to do without you.” “tell me your weakness.” “i remember the days when i’d make you oh-so afraid.” “let’s break it. just because we can!” “i am gonna make it through this year if it kills me.” “i hope you die. i hope we both die.” “tell me i’m a bad man.” “i’m not a rich kid. maybe that’s a good thing.” “i wanted to be you and do what you do.” “we were always meant to be.” “everything carries weight.” “i don’t fuckin’ care.” “i just don’t want to pretend i could ever be your friend.” “i’m alright if you’re alright.” “they mean it when they say we’re dead and doomed.” “despite what you’ve been told, i once had a soul.” “you dared me to!” “i see a shape in the darkness.” “we’d better just give it up now.” “everybody raise a glass!” “we’ve been keeping score.” “where does it say you’ve gotta live and die here?” “guess we all are born with parts to play.” “i’m done holding back!” “all’s not lost, don’t be so blind.” “you played me from the start.” “i did everything they ever asked.” “no good deed goes unpunished.” “the only ones in need of love are those who don’t receive enough.” “why did you lie to me?” “for the record, this is self destructive.” “it’s our word against his.” “i was meant to be yours.” “i will carry hell to your doorstep.” “isn’t life so fucking inconsistent?” “i wish i could talk to you.” “take a chance, and you could win it all.” “i couldn’t bear another day without you in it.” “i’ve never wanted anything as little as i want this now.” “i don’t miss you.” “there must be more to this.” “last night i was fine.” “you don’t have to be brilliant.” “nobody will ever remember me.” “the wind don’t cower to powerful men.” “we have a past to bury, ___.” “i wanna know who you are. i wanna know it all.” “i’d like to think i can cheat it all.” “this is why i should be leading the way.” “i’ll be back when you least expect it.” “i’ll bother getting better when i bother getting dressed.” “i am not a vessel for your good intent.” “sure, you can forget about all the things you’ve done. but what about the rest of us?” “when the smoke dies down, you can rest assured; we will know who kept their word.”

#rp memes #sentence starters #rp meme #lyric rp meme #this isnt every song i lied its only like half i got lazy

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SENTENCE STARTERS FROM AN ARGUMENT THAT GOT OUT OF HAND.

“windows are doors though just so we're clear” “windows are just mini doors if you really think about it” “the WORLD is against you, ___” “if you have to claim things that aren't doors are doors then you admit your argument is weak” “you were ABOUT to argue that rotating locks are wheels dont even deny it dont even try to deny it” “the waters have been chummed--” “YOU CANT JUDGE THE STRENGTH OF MY ARGUMENT WHEN YOURS IS BASED UPON FALSEHOODS” “look windows are basically like those doors cut in half where its separate and you can swing the top or bottom open independently” “ohhhh LOOK AT THAT, you’re using OUTSIDE SOURCES to win an argument. typical” “NOT THIS SHIT MY COWORKERS HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS ALL DAY” “the bees are buzzin!” “also would you count a door twice since it goes two ways or just once” “Windows are doors because I can climb out one” “literally going to climb out my window tonight now” “literally opening and leaving through my window as we speak” “you all are horrible human beings“ “Because I climb out my window door? U can’t take my window door from me” “oh so we're horrible because we're correct” “there is no winning, only chaos!” “don't think you can exclude yourself, you're not an exception” “ok but fruits dont have blood, ___.” “i said fruit juice is the EQUIVALENT OF BLOOD. FOR THE FRUIT” “dont make me bring the kool aid man into this again ill do it ill go there” “hey guys in unrelated news do you think if you turned the kool aid man upside down it would look like a jellyfish a little bit” “fruit juice is NOT equivalent to blood because the fruit does not circulate it” “yeah his fruit juice is jiggling out of there” “KOOL-AID IS NOT FRUIT JUICE” “god i love it when the kool aid man looks like a jellyfish” “IT IS AN ARTIFICIAL BEVERAGE CREATED BY CAPITALISM IT IS NOT FRUIT JUICE” “what is capitalism if not the FRUITS of labor” “capitalism is the EXPLOITATION of labor, it is the exploitation of the fruits and therefore not the fruits itself” “fruit juice is literally also the exploitation of fruits” “the literal point of fruit is to be eaten so that the seeds can be shit out somewhere else” “youre exploiting the fruits for their juice. how does that make you any different than jeff bezos” “i will have a debate about that” “if power corrupts then is capitalism not inevitable, just like fruits?” “power isnt inevitable in and of its self its all a societal construct and therefore man-made” “dolphins don't practice capitalism.” “ok and? humans do and we've got so much history to prove giving someone too much power? is bad. just like. giving someone too much fruit juice. will kill them” “boom bitch eat my kool aid jellyfish” “no i think theyre pretty similar :)” “just because i could probably die from an insane amount of orange juice does not mean that everyone will die from any fruit juice.” “you can die from too much of literally anything that doesn't make it capitalism” “no those are the same thing” “Capitalism deez nuts” “thats like me saying "trees are kind of similar to broccoli" and you replying "OH SO TOMATOES ARENT FRUITS THEN THEYRE JUST SIMILAR TO FRUITS HUH"” “not all windows fit the criteria of doors. but when they do. they ARE doors”

#i only come on here to post stupid shit and disappear for another several months (hello my loyal following) #rp memes #rp meme #ask memes #ask meme #sentence starters #crack

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THINGS SAID IN DISCORD: NOVEMBER EDITION!

“EY TONY STOP WALKIN ALL OVER MY FEET” “hopefully this person has the gift of prophecy” “at least youre not ALSO part gemini” “apparently a lot of women just go into labor when it floods” “this mf walking into subway like im about to manipulate this unsuspecting employee into making me a sandwich” “im like a proud mother with a gun today” “im coming to your location and im going to knock everything off your shelves” “jsyk if anyone doesnt say happy birthday in here im prepared to show up on the astral plane in your location and haunt you” “im not doing anything except for having an opinion” “you guys have got to stop rectangle squaring things” “dont you know that its emo to have trauma” “hey everyone i just want to say sorry in advance for the way im going to behave tomorrow” “come to the conclusion that i shouldnt be allowed to type things. very sorry” “rotisserie chicken boy.” “i dont agree with my result im gonna find a worse quiz made by a middle schooler” “god im so good at loopholes im so smart” “WAS THIS WHAT FUCKING STARTED MY FUCKING CATBOY AND CATGIRL OBSESSION FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF” “i always feel like a pickle in a jar when ur not here :(” “hey. you know youre not allowed to get good sleep around us.” “either this man is fuck you years old or he just gets around A LOT. or both but unrelated to eachother i guess” “nice going ___ that is just the movie enchanted.” “I COULD NEVER KILL HIM hes my poor little meow meow” “formal apology everyone i was in what we like to call in the business a mood” “what if one day i wake up and i realize i still feel completely empty. what then.” “theres nothing in the ocean i will not eat” “ppl just like to get pretentious about not cracking their cheesecakes” “we're being assassinated for being correct this is political suppression“ “well thats just not true. i can think of at least one occasion youve been wrong before” “EXIT. THE PREMESIS” “___ your bf would eat raw meat. you have no room here” “i was like wait what the fuck other golf terms are birds and then i remembered. birdie” “im glad you enjoy me calling you a shit head” “overstimulated in this cheesecake factory” “we missed you so we are chewing up the couches” “one time i went to a wax museum and i tried to take a selfie with the tswift wax figure but i couldnt even fit us both in frame bc she was so tall” “if you have to resort to gamer slang to win your argument youre automatically wrong” “ill accept it because yellow and purple are basically the same thing” “i dont need to use scientific tools to prove my point i have eyes” “im not having this debate because i want to solve it im having this debate because im right“ “i think the terms of the debate were pretty clear in that it cannot be anything other than green or yellow and since its not yellow its obviously green” “i love you with all my soul but thats the worst and most incorrect thing youve ever said“ “i think everyone is qualified to judge my taste.” “rip king sorry to hear about ur tragic fate“ “this interaction for sure is ending with one or both of them getting alcohol poisoning by the end of the night” “i love watching these minecraft guys go to war. if we did minecraft id absolutely go to war with one of u.” “active decisions can still be dumb” “if that really happens thats more valuable to me than winning any lottery” “i put laundry away when the stars are properly aligned” “i just never stop thinking about it because i dont like the vibe it gives me at all even a little” “hes never done anything wrong, except for the things he did do wrong, which i forgive him for” “i could say the fuck word before too it was just not legal” “ok its definitely not square vs rectangle because then youre saying everyone with a piss kink is a vampire but not all vampires have a piss kink” “thats like saying "oh you like juice? well try this ;)" and then putting it through four water filtration systems and giving them the remains” “how dare you cater to my tastes.” “im going to crawl into a hole in the earth and bury myself” “this is a step backwards. but ill take it as a good omen anyway.“ “i can tell why critics hated it because it has every film element that a critic would not like, but luckily that happens to be exactly everything in a film that i love” “why am i in everyones dreams lately” “i dont believe in colors” “I HATE HIM SO MUCH ITS UNREAL” “(sobbing) i try not to judge appearances but why does your face look like that.” “i actually have no idea how to send things in the mail and im too embarrassed to ask“ “tone wise that feels like a dream i once had about Evil Youtube” “yeah hes hinged but like instead of being a normal door hes a funhouse door that is tilted a little too horizontally and is also randomly placed in the middle of the wall”

#i love to post these because it means patting myself on the back and being like wow paris you sure are hilarious! #rp memes #sentence starters #rp meme #ask memes #ask meme

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CROSSOVER MEME

send “↔” and i’ll write you a starter for a scenario where my muse has just found themselves in your muse’s world. alternatively, add “reverse” for the inverse scenario!

#rp meme #rp memes #ask meme #ask memes #crossover #hey guys... i'm not dead

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recently, i’ve moved this blog from where it was sitting on an old rp blog i had abandoned to my new one, so if i want to make memes, i can start posting again! i won’t promise consistency, but i’ll at least promise content, haha.

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SENTENCE STARTERS FROM ULYSSES DIES AT DAWN.

“at least, that’s the word on the street.” “listen up, ‘cause we’ve got a labrynthine twisted task of a tale to tell.” “if you don’t keep up, you might get lost.” “my kind of town.” “it started in a bar, as these things so often do.” “some soldiers will tell you that warfare is just one more title for hell.” “i wonder if devils get nightmares of all of their victims as well.” “we honored our valiant foes.” “when they finally opened the gates, there were none left alive.” “the war was over.” “statues are all that remain now.” “what’s the code to the vault, asshole?” “she’s not living anywhere in the city.” “security’s got better things to do with their time.” “ain’t nobody gonna stop me.” “i ain’t got nothin’ to lose.” “we do what we were hired to do.” “i thought myself an orphan.” “i clawed my way up from the streets.” “they had to know what it leads to.” “your research takes a dangerous path.” “don’t interfere with my calling.” “there’s only so much scandal the public can take.” “looks like you got in there pretty easy.” “what’s in there, anyway? heard it was a weapon.” “we can chase away your worries.” “i’ll give you joy too strong to bear.” “for one night, you’ll reign supreme.” “there’ll be no battle you cannot win.” “i do hope it doesn’t prove too confusing for you.” “welcome to the family.” “paupers on the streets, they have their meager years.” “well done! i hear you’re making quite a name for yourself.” “immortality’s expensive.” “well, there’s plenty of work elsewhere.” “as the decades passed, i proved myself an asset.” “screams and spurting blood were mother’s milk to me.” “i’m the one he chose!” “what the fuck did you do?” “way i hear it, you’re the one who went crazy and killed his whole family.” “it’s a fucking setup!” “i got you acquitted. and that costs.” “tell me what i have to do.” “flood the fucking street!” “shoot them in the feet if they try to run away.” “don’t feel too bad for ___.” “he always was a nasty piece of work.” “is it my turn now?” “this time, don’t screw it up.” “don’t give me that bullshit.” “i’m not a gambling man.” “i never should have placed my trust in the city.” “i’m not a lawless man.” “i always trusted in your plans.” “i’m not a fighting man.” “i’d rather run than stand.” “i seek to bury my fractured memories.” “i can’t take it anymore.” “i warn you, it ain’t that easy.” “i guess you managed to catch me.” “if you’re gonna kill me, better do it fast.” “i might just set you free, but you’ve gotta do one thing for me.” “on my own, i’m lost.” “i need my love back, whatever the cost.” “i know a job that pays what you need and more.” “i’ll find the vault.” “i’ll do the job happily.” “i have to die?” “i’m working with these lowlifes just to eat.” “i reap what you sow.” “my family will rise again.” “the city shall be ours once again.” “i tried to right your wrongs.” “he promised freedom.” “so it doesn’t look like the last lock’s being opened anytime soon.” “open it.” “well, it ain’t gonna be me.” “i’m not going down with the rest of you.” “i won’t let you kill me.” “no, please, no!” “you wanna know what’s in the vault? i’ll show you.” “and just like that, it’s over.” “i have found my final home.” “i have found my heart’s last calling.”

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THINGS I’VE SAID ON DISCORD AS SENTENCE STARTERS: THIS PAST WEEK EDITION.

“boy oh boy oh boy. man oh man.” “is this a bit are we doing a bit right now” “i live to joke another day” “i would let him kill me. i know he wouldnt but if he did id just take it” “dont like the implications of that” “i kind of want to do it as a social experiment just to see what would happen” “like the point is that everyone is free to break the rules at any time” “great job genius you really avoided holding people at gunpoint with that one” “WHERE DID YOU COME FROM” “the order cannot change because im too used to the order and if it changes i WILL cry about it” “i would have remembered a name as fucking stupid as ___” “dont you just want to hold his hand and marry him” “im gonna be honest i didnt even realize there was more than one james bond movie until like a month ago i just thought there was one and it was really famous and thats where, like, the quote came from” “the tension between me and the group of teenage boys that watched me fail to parallel park for 5 minutes straight...” “rat in the garden wot am a gonna do” “he can have a little crisis as a treat” “if you get horrifically killed ill write a creepypasta about it” “technically you dont have to fight it but it will fight you” “sorry to interrupt its just my brand” “bribery always works” “ur not slow im just a speedrunner” “he just has a sword for self defense” “im not suggesting a teamup but maybe i am suggesting a teamup” “i cant deal with these fucking british people anymore” “YOUR NAME IS FUCKING ___? ___??? WHY IS THAT YOUR NAME?” “uh oh there’s a bitchass lookin guy.” “id die for him i know hed never let me but id do it” “you. are perfect. no one else” “i mean shes big sexy hot hot awooga lady but damn” “thats like the british version of naming someone chad stupidtown” “uh oh! spicy icy” “oh no my catboy weakness. fuck” “i cant pay for it because i dont have money” “color orange was in fact named after fruit orange” “ive been sitting here opening and closing my scissors for like five minutes” “it was very unexpected. people dont often have the audacity.” “i like his hair because you know me and my love of hairstyles that are stupid.” “still..... thats kinda like spiritually fucking idk thats pretty sus” “oh? hello everyone. i'm not the least bit concerned about what just happened to me.” “uh oh it seems ive been too busy getting other peoples taxes dealt with that i have forgotten to do my taxes!” “yeah and im gonna continue to do it but that doesnt mean i have to like it” “___ is also a murderer so he says murder is forgivable sometimes” “its hard to have any real conflict with him because hes immune to losing” “ive decided today im making a mistake” “i have no money but yes i do dont worry abt it” “i hate to say i have never ever had that issue” “tucked in? yes yes yes yes yes” “shame we cant be in the teapot together”

#it was going to be the whole month but i talked way too much this month :pensive: #rp memes #rp meme #ask memes #ask meme #sentence starters #misc starters

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hello all!

sorry for my sudden disappearance--you may have noticed my blog was deleted for a while there. and, in fact, it was. sometime around mid december, the sideblogs attached to my mainblog, including this one, were all mysteriously wiped from tumblr... and then the main blog followed.

for some reason, after i’d completely given up, my blogs were restored, and i never would have known were it not for an anon in my asks! 

i don’t know if i’ll continue to make memes, but it’s my hope that this blog continues to stay up so people can find them anyway.

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THINGS I’VE SAID ON DISCORD (OCTOBER EDITION) AS SENTENCE STARTERS.

“tell me everythng.” “HEHEHEHEHEHEHE” “i have read every single one of them and do not intend to stop” “i on principle only like songs that go hard” “I DIDNT THINK IT WAS GOING TO BE THAT SAD WHAT THE FUCK” “heehoo. water boy.” “why i always sleep through this shit i hate it here” “gacha games count as gambling” “im also there. im laughing” “u r doing so much math and im just like hehe money” “what the fuck what the fuck NOOO what the fuck im dfgjhhfjgdhjfgkjdkghjd” “what a traumatic backstory” “I CAN SEE YOU READING MY MESSAGES IM GONAN GET FINESSED OUT THE FUCKIN WINDOW“ “THAT’S not good!” “if hes a fraid of dogs that sounds like a him problem” “i honestly deserve recognition for the absolute shit i just pulled off” “YES FUCK YEAH YEAH YEAH HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH HELL FUCKIN YEAH WOOOOOOOOO YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!” “why the fuck would you want that” “yeah hes my only one true love” “by a few i of course mean like 600″ “no one fucking appreciate me” “thank you ___ for being the only person who appreciate me” “i reveal it in pieces and make you put it together like a puzzle” “im smart and never regret it“ “see, i just dont think thats right” “i will continue dangling it in front of your face like a scientist dangling bait in front of a fish (who is also in a maze)” “hes actually like an absolute fucking nerd a complete fool a fucking dumbass” “sorry your message glitched and i cannot read. anyway back to my leverage over you which is forcing you into a corner,” “it's not extortion because i don't know what extortion means” “why do they talk like exes. its because they are exes” “TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION PLEASE RESPOND” “he's a content creator he'll be fine” “what does this mean? but yes” “NICE NICE NNICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE” “for future record ___ just used the word poggers” “look at all these fuckin blondes” “its only been like a week and a half at most” “hes doing it out of affection” “ISNT THIS THE FUNNIEST SHIT YOUVE EVER SEEN” “you are terrible and also the worst” “i was going to send it at midnight but i got distracted trying to figure out the most barebones way to say happy birthday without sounding weird” “do you think i get punished more or less if i do sins” “i dont think the sins count as extra points if you commit them on the way to hell” “run over pedestrians” “i am slowly descending into insanity today, as a hobby” “you are a shit boy. a little shit boy go eat boxes“ “it's ok. we can figure it out later” “i didnt notice at first but it is in fact All The Fuck Over” “ITS BEEN OVER 12 HOURS” “hey guys just turns out we might have a ✨ gas leak ✨” “im sure if we put our braincells together we can figure SOMETHING out” “curious georg” “thank god. i could and would have argued this for several hours” “i think the worst thing ive heard today is someone calling the movie enchanted a reverse isekai” “i should not and will not stop” “i was RIGHT AHHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA” “that wasnt a question you read it wrong” “i have no idea who this is but that wont stop me” “THIS MAN REALLY SAID HEAD EMPTY WHAT IS MONEY” “sometimes i say things and its best to just pretend you know what i mean” “WOT THIS” “I DONT WANT PEE ON MY BED“ “tired of all these stupid fuckin plants” “could you even really consider jelly filled donuts donuts?” “actually everything is real” “if you eat cereal for dinner, you're not having fucking breakfast” “i think my in real life superpower is that i have freakishly fast metabolism” “i dont care if you are evil you are MY TYPE” “you dirty criminal” “is a dessert item a dessert if it isn't eaten after dinner? discuss” “ok im done for the Right Now” “found a concerning orb. in the sky.” “HOW DID YOU KILL THEM” “why do i do this to myself why do i keep doing this” “the only simp here is me” “I No Longer Wish To Know!“ “DID THEY JUST END AN ENTIRE SPECIES” “WE ARE DETERMINED” “this is also really funny by virtue of the fact that these people are all fucking british” “they throw rocks at me and say we want the himbo” “THE CONTEXT IS IMPORTANT HERE” “its something that i SPECIFICALLY am passionate about” “hanburnger?” “thats just what living with siblings is like” “howd she get there? fuckin beats me dude idk” “i remember everything i am like a shark with an abnormally good memory” “i am sorry that you are predictable” “Hey Guys, Just Checkiing In To Make Sure You Got My Joke, Just Making Sure, I Just Wanted To Check In And See If You Got The Joke, Because I Was Afraid You Wouldnt Get It, So Im Just Checking In,” “i marked your worm” “what are you gonna do. unsend whatever you send me? i am Shaking in my fuzzy socks rn” “you Know i hate the idea of being wrong” “You Did Not Need To Stroke His Ego” “i am too stupid to live and if i was not vaccinated my genes would have no chance of being passed on because i would be dead” “~the oldest anarchy server in minecraft history~” “am i shaking because of adrenaline or rage.... who can tell” “I HAVE SO MUCH ADRENALINE IN ME BUT ITS 1 AM IN THE MORNING” “jokes on u i fucking HATE ___ i think hes the worst” “JUST IMPULSE MADE BROWNIES AT 9 PM HEYOOOO” “cry about it more bitch boy maybe piss your pants while ur at it” “im getting so casually toxic back to toxic gamer boys” “itll be fiiiiiine” “we are all stupid mice who take turns being the piper” “queen of bargains is me i am the queen of bargaining and scoring deals” “its not TECHNICALLY a direct threat but also yes it is” “i see a demon i go possess me then bitch boy u wont” “AAAA THE FUCKIN VIIIIBES” “IM NOT GOING TO STOP BEING MAD ABOUT IT”

#sentence starters #rp memes #ask memes #rp meme #ask meme #the first one i did of this did really well....

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SENTENCE STARTERS FROM MOTHY’S SEVEN DEADLY SINS SERIES.

THE LUNACY OF DUKE VENOMANIA

“come, shall we dance?” “you will become my new wife.” “all the women who see me fall into a charm.” “we can never again return to reality.” “i want to forget that face.” “soon i won’t be human.” “in defiance of god i commit depravity.” “this is the night of insanity i wished for.” “i haven’t yet told you i love you.”

EVIL FOOD EATER CONCHITA

“come, eat without leaving anything.” “today, as well, the last supper begins.” “all of it exists for you.” “completely devour everything in this world.” “this dinner isn’t over by a long shot.” “good grief, you can’t do anything with these people, huh?” “what kind of taste do you have, i wonder?” “there’s still something to eat, isn’t there?”

THE DAUGHTER OF EVIL

“come, kneel to me.” “everything was hers.” “if there isn’t enough money, choke it from the innocent masses.” “oh, it’s teatime.” “although it’s a lovely flower, there are too many thorns to touch it.” “you insolent thug!” “she was certainly the daughter of evil.”

GIFT FROM THE PRINCESS WHO BROUGHT SLEEP

“come, sleep.” “you’ll sleep well with this gift.” “you’re an incompetent playboy wallowing in desire.” “i’m happy, nonetheless.” “it’s a present from me.” “everyone carries troubles.” “unpleasant reality, unrequited feelings... inside a dream, these things can be forgotten.” “with your eyes closed, abandon yourself.” “i was already broken long ago. i wanted to destroy everything.”

THE TAILOR OF ENBIZAKA

“come, let’s begin tailoring.” “though he has someone like me, he never returns home.” “but i have to keep at my work.” “the more you sharpen them, the better they cut.” “who is the woman next to him?” “it seems some scandal has occurred.” “you’re really indiscriminate, aren’t you?” “i’ve hit a stopping point in my work.” “if you won’t come to see me, i’ll go to meet you.” “aren’t i beautiful?”

JUDGMENT OF CORRUPTION

“come, it’s time for the trial.” “i desire money more than justice.” “if you pay me, i’ll save you.” “money is the best lawyer in hell.” “your life depends on me.” “your sins are my consideration alone.” “the wicked laugh, the innocent cry.” “if we two are together, i have nothing to fear.” “i will never hand over my fortune to the likes of you.”

THE MUZZLE OF NEMESIS

“come, repent.” “i’m aiming the muzzle of my gun at a man.” “he’s a son of a bitch who ruined many people.” “i even killed the one i loved.” “i shot myself too, but i couldn’t die.” “the time has come for my revenge.” “any scoundrel should be granted a chance for atonement, right?” “if you pay back the people from whom you stole everything, if you have just your life, i shall save you.” “you’re trash that can’t be helped, huh?” “look at me too!” “why would you love such a man?” “let’s make everything end.”

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i want you all to know that i genuinely appreciate that one of my memes has gotten as popular as it has (i see it on my own dash like once a day and it makes me do a double take) however because of this i think i understand how arthur conan doyle felt about sherlock

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SENTENCE STARTERS FROM RED VS. BLUE SEASON 15

“you touch my baked beans, i put dog shit in your pillowcase.” “every other person in this miserable place is literal garbage.” “books on tape? what's the appeal of that? don't the pages get stuck together?” “when in doubt use a confusing acronym. military types love acronyms.” “FML. that stands for fu--” “i’ll bend down and kiss your boots, how’s that?” “i wanna know every step you take and how much shit gets stuck on your shoes and in-between your teeth.” “you know, i think i'll probably move to LA, but that's like what everyone does. i mean, what do you think?” “i’m gonna skin your cat for this.” “i’m actually thinking of adopting a stage name.” “i’m gonna smash cut your empty skull against that rock if you don’t shut the fuck up!” “i wanted to call it desert titties, but that shit was taken.” “ah, there goes the bechdel test.” “you should interview the illuminati!” “real talk here: i'll be your genie in a bottle, i'll do whatever you want, but after i grant you your three wishes, you gotta do something for me, whaddaya say?” “my ceaseless existence is an eternal torment!” “next time he calls you please, just, let it go to voicemail. don't transfer to me. okay?” “i can’t even hear myself think in this blizzard of idiocy!” “did you attempt to witness any other particular individuals in the general vicinity of the area in which the crime scene was alleged?” “i just wanna be included!” “funny, the vultures usually show up after the slaughter.” “you’re a little bit crazy, aren’t you? i like that.” “consequences... don't always take the shape we expect them to, do they? they're funny like that.” “...are we still married?” “people are quick to jump to conclusions. they see something, or hear something, and fit it into a preconceived emotional box.” “please don’t make me regret what i’m about to tell you.” “whoa, hold up--i just realized how much i don’t care.” “SUCK IT, NEWTON!” “we said we wouldn’t talk about that!” “help me be the best at being lazy.” “it was a simple mishap with my vanilla-satin scented candles!” “why is he naked?” “HOW DO YOU BURN DOWN A WATER PARK, ___?!” “we’re definitely not just saying that because she could kill us.” “for far too long our people have been oppressed, crushed, under the weight of ourselves! if we don't start standing up to our mortal foe gravity, by god, who will?” “we’ve never needed intelligence before!” “why doesn’t anybody die and stay dead?” “oh, cool! foreshadowing.” “who wants a poisoned pumpkin frappuccino?” “i quit. i’m not going. i’m staying here.” “you’ve always been selfish, but this is bullshit!” “you know, i liked them better when they were funny.” “it’s a bop-it.” “sleep. means. death!” “i know ___ said we should split up, but i was thinking maybe we split up together, you know, because it's scary!” “you talk about ___ a lot.” “this is a big city. so many places for snakes to hide. they could be everywhere all around us. watching us... licking their snake lips...” “jesus, doesn’t anybody speak esperanto?” “err is not a word.” “why do you look alone?” “why don't you tell us what's going on, and we can decide whether to kill you or not?” “looks like we've got quite the sticky mess on our hands!” “oh, i know all about sausage parties! uh, wait, that came out wrong.” “when I least expect it: whambo! you pry open my mind prison and suck out my brain beans!” “i realize now that i’ve just spilled all my brain beans.” “we're just a bunch of dumb rejects hurling ourselves against impossible odds.” “i’m only saying something because i’ve been used enough times in my life already.” “nice! super awesome of you guys! that was sarcastic.” “don’t care. just help me with my dramatic exit.” “that's a great idea! i was just about to suggest it.” “i always say a marine without a code is like a car without a road.” “i always say the best defense is a really tall fence.” “i always say a good soldier is like a rollin’ boulder.” “i always say a mantra a day keeps death at bay.” “i've grown soft around these uncultured philistines.” “goddamn, i can’t believe i have to hear this shit in stereo now.” “you two look cozy.” “i didn’t realize you two were close.” “you’re being too hard on yourself. you’ve changed over the years, i’ve seen it myself.” “i've grown from being a dishonorable killing machine to an honorable killing machine. that's quite the journey.” “i changed my mind. you are evil.” “you don’t have to destroy the past to have a future.” “strategizing can wait until breakfast, at least.” “i killed them. i MURDERED them. i set my vengeance free upon them and it felt so good!” “are we gonna do some snooping around?” “have you ever considered a life in showbusiness?” “try harder, fuckface!” “can we please just bury the hatchet and focus on what's important?” “your mother’s lasagna is mediocre!” “if you guys had to get shot somewhere in your body, where would you do it?” “i can't hear you because some idiot shot my ear off!” “this whole situation is garbage enough to begin with, but... at least we're in it together.” “no plan survives first contact with the enemy.” “the only thing that would make this better is some music.” “we were pawns in their game. but the thing that I love about chess is that sometimes pawns kill kings.” “no, actually, i was raised by wolves. in the forest.” “sometimes i feel like people barely acknowledge my presence.” “something weird might be going on around here.” “anyone who's acting that squeaky clean must have some deep dark secrets.” “ha! gotcha! that's exactly the kind of things bad guys say!” “they used us, they destroyed our lives, and they haven't been made to pay for what they've done.” “you obviously love the sound of your own voice, so why don't you use it to tell its where the fuck our friends are?” “i’m going to kill you so hard, you’ll wish you were dead.” “we fought alongside each other for fucking years. how can you just turn your backs on us like this?” “you don't get to give orders if you're on the bad guys' side!” “now I have gonorrhea and a dead friend.” “stop. touching. my face.” “buckets! oodles! oodles of noodles and toaster strudels! tiempo de mucho. mucho de tiempo!" “yeah, well, i don't remember you being anything but a huge dick, but here you are being cool, so people change.” “yippee-ki-yay, motherfuckers!” “but.. i never got to say goodbye. or thank you for being my friend.” “i'm gonna need a week at the chiropractor when we get out of here.” “is it possible to hallucinate with your ears?” “i’m not here to kill you.” “uh-oh spaghetti-o’s.” “fuck me! fuck all of this!” “you should totally kill me if it strikes your fancy! no pressure!” “the world's best swordsman doesn't fear the second best. He fears the worst, because he can't predict what the idiot will do.” “i can't imagine us doing anything but making this all worse.” “shit, dude! you’re the best we’ve got!” “i like pushing small children down wells.” “can we please settle on a consistent denomination? are we using cardinal directions or are we using clock positions?” “i'm so sneaky. they don't even know what's happening. you can't even see me right now, ___. you're so confused.” “shut up and help me punch this fucking tank!” “as far as days to die go, it's a little overcast. so let's check our corners and make these bastards pay!” “let's light the fires and kick the tires!” “let’s dance with these monkeys and give ‘em what for!” “let's put the pedal to the metal and the rubber to the road!” “let’s get jiggy with it!” “let’s shoot this monkey full of heroin and put it on youtube! actually, let's not do that, it sounds completely horrible.” “let’s teach these midgets how to tango!” “honor, schmonor.” “scout's honor! except I was never a scout because I'm afraid of badges.” “why are we here?” “we don't know why we're here. it's still one of life's great mysteries, isn't it?” “i’m sorry i tried to kill you, it wasn’t personal!” “you'll be stuck between a rock and the frying pan.” “if i said that i would weep for them, would it make you feel any better?” “best friends should be able to say goodbye.” “i think you are cool. like, super awesome, amazing, cool and... i, i always felt like really awesome too, when we were hanging out together.” “i know with my other friends--who, even if you add them all up together aren't really cool as you--i know we're all gonna be okay.” “if you kill me, you'll just perpetuate this never-ending cycle of revenge and retaliation!” “he asked us to deliver an important message to you all. but then he just sang the ducktales theme song and fell back to sleep.” “you know i’ll never forget this, right? i mean, PTSD is forever, isn’t it?” “it’s not the sum of your parts that makes you who you are.” “these people have shown me that real heroes are not born, they're forged. a friend told me once that there's no fate but what you make. and i think he's right.” “alright, well, i'm just gonna try to forget that ever happened and never bring it up again.”

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SENTENCE STARTERS FROM DEATH NOTE: THE MUSICAL

WHERE IS THE JUSTICE?

“where is the justice when the guilty all go free?” “i see a young man’s anger burning in your eyes.” “show me what’s right about the wrongs that we allow.” “this whole damn system’s broken way beyond repair.” “what about the victims waiting for some justice?” “how can we turn away and say that’s just the way things are?” “your simple arguments have all been made before.” “the world’s not black and white.” “what good is law that can’t punish those who break it?” “isn’t everybody sick to death of all this stuff?” “we owe them some justice.”

THEY’RE ONLY HUMAN

“isn’t it a laugh?” “isn’t it a shame?” “we stay eternally bored.” “they’re only human; they don’t see.” “who they are is who they’ll always be.” “they push and they shove with this thing they call love til they fall.” “isn’t it a farce?” “isn’t it a waste?” “i really don’t know and don’t care.” “they give and they take, hoping someone will help break their fall.” “they can’t see all the years they could give you and me.” “they give and we take.” “i’m intrigued by their love.” “let’s call.”

HURRICANE

“did i hear correctly?” “writing is the gun--i only have to aim.” “the sky will scream once they feel the power of the hurricane.” “finally, a chance to find a little justice.” “there’s nowhere to run to.” “take what fortune grants you. use it while you’ve got it.” “flawless execution.” “i am the mighty hurricane.” “i am the god of a brave new world.” “the time for talking is finally in the past.”

KIRA!

“where i come from is a world of bone and dust.” “all i am is always bored.” “from time to time, i visit seeking fun.” “it’s no big deal, really, is it?” “we sit and gamble all day long.” “it isn’t right, it isn’t wrong.” “there really isn’t very much to do.” “now and then, we spy on you.” “humans are such funny creatures, always thinking you’re so smart.” “the more things change, they say that, the more things stay the same.” “you think you’re making changes, but the only thing you can change is your name.” “mind if i just take a bite?”

I’M READY

“they say i’m too young, and they call me a fool.” “the world may be cold, and the world may be cruel, but this world is all that i’ve got.” “i’m ready, ready or not.” “the road is too long to believe you can walk it alone.” “together we might find a place to belong.” “if you’re ever afraid, you can just lean on me.” “let me kiss you. and then let me kiss you again.” “ready or not, i’m in love with you.” “i don’t care where we go.” “i don’t care what the world has to say.”

WE ALL NEED A HERO

“when i get afraid, i reach for your hand and i go on.” “the best of us can come from any place.” “we all need a hero.” “we fight the good fight.” “something must be done.”

THE GAME BEGINS

“empty your mind of any theories.” “start at the end of all your queries to learn where things begin.” “you analyze by working backwards.” “even perfect crimes have perfect flaws.” “the game begins the same way.” “anticipate his adaptation by using all you’ve learned.” “some minor detail will draw you in and then another one will draw you out again.” “the chase is on.”

THERE ARE LINES

“there are lines that can’t be crossed.” “there are things you shouldn’t do.” “you don’t justify the means in the service of an end.” “send a thief to catch a thief.” “trap a liar with a lie.” “nothing wrong can turn out right by saying wrongs are right to do.” “you don’t load a gun, close your eyes, and shoot.” “you don’t kill a man just to buy a clue.” “this is not a plan lawmen can pursue.” “you know that i feel as you do for these lessons i’ve learned at your knee.” “i think maybe by working with you, helping you will be helpful for me.” “never cross these lines.”

SECRETS & LIES

“all of the data has been analyzed.” “there’s something i don’t see.” “what information is eluding me?” “how can i ever be at ease with ___?” “he/she/they can go to hell.” “the truth is hard to sort out among the secrets and the lies.” “familiar faces watch you, but with a perfect stranger’s eyes.” “i’m smart enough, so it appears, to win this stupid game.” “i’ll rid the world of any criminal who wants to play, and also rid the world of anybody who gets in my way.” “the line is quickly blurring between what’s right and what is not.” “i don’t care who gets hurt, as long as i get one more shot.”

MORTALS & FOOLS

“what i see in your eyes is a counterfeit emotion.” “you believe in the spell of this thing that you call love.” “try as i will, i just don’t understand it.” “love is for mortals and fools.” “it never turns out quite the way that you planned it.” “why do you break all the rules?” “what i feel is so real that it sets my poor heart racing.” “try as you might, you will not understand it.” “love makes you break all the rules.” “love can make you come alive or take your life away.”

STALEMATE

“each time i challenge, he responds.” “i haven’t figured out just how.” “i wonder, is this guy for real?” “is he who he claims to be?” “why would he make a point of telling me?” “he doesn’t rattle easily.” “like it or not, i am his alibi.” “let’s get to it.” “clock is ticking, so let’s just do it.” “lose or win, this is it.” “his name is obviously fake.” “he’s waiting for my first mistake.” “i’ll wait also, but more patiently.” “we’ll see who blinks first.” “i know you’re gonna love my brand new song.” “i know we’re gonna be a perfect fit.” “it’s me and you forever.”

I’LL ONLY LOVE YOU MORE

“i owe you more than anyone.” “you rescue me from all my tears.” “i’ll pay any price for finding you.” “my restless knife is worth so much more because of you.” “i’ll only love you more.” “i’m here now.” “please, please don’t run away.”

HONOR BOUND

“___ is exactly who he seems to be.” “coincidences can’t replace hard facts.” “what if i’m seeing bends as light refracts?” “would i have the strength to do anything i needed to for justice’s sake?” “i must come to my senses and my sanity.”

PLAYING HIS GAME

“time to rethink.” “margin for error is slim.” “he could win.” “i can’t use the same plan.” “time to start thinking like him.” “what would i do if i got inside his head?” “i’ll walk in his shoes as long as it takes.” “does he see pixels, not dreams?” “all that promise keeping is harder, i’m sure, than it seems.” “how would it be if i saw the world like him?” “i must be ever so careful.” “don’t move until you are ready.” “don’t lose your cool or you’ll blow it.”

BORROWED TIME

“you can do most anything you want to me now.” “you will never change my mind.” “i’d rather die than let you make me betray him.” “i’m living on borrowed time.” “i will hold out longer than you.” “i’m cheating death with every breath.” “every day that i don’t die is borrowed time.”

WHEN LOVE COMES

“i’ve always lived without it.” “that��s what the poets say.” “i never believed that anything could feel this true.” “when love comes, it takes you by surprise.” “finally there’s someone to cry for.” “i can’t believe the peace i’m feeling.” “even if i die, love will survive.” “funny the things the human heart will put you through.” “don’t fight it.”

THE WAY IT ENDS

“though it feels right, a part of me knows that it’s wrong.” “i’m like a software program caught inside an endless loop.” “is this the way it ends now?” “how could i not see this coming?” “i know by now you understand you’re just a pawn upon a board.” “let the cold, hard justice crash the system.” “i’ve always stayed a step ahead.” “this is the way it ends now.” “i’ve seen through you right from the start.” “you’ll never, ever get away.” “don’t you see that you will die today?” “feel how a minute spends when you wish you had a minute more.”

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OUT OF CONTEXT THINGS IVE SAID THIS MONTH IN THE DISCORD SERVER AS SENTENCE STARTERS

“very funny because of how incorrect this is.” “can my emotions just be NORMAL FOR TWO SECONDS” “im fine im laughing at a cone in a pool” “wow! that frightens me.” “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” “IM FUCKING. F I N I S H E D” “i know i was like on the edge of my metaphorical seat” “its not the same if we dont all enjoy it/suffer together” “now. i dont mean to suggest something is wrong here.” “also i will almost definitely not pay attention to anything, which is bad” “im also aware i didnt actually make a point. it stands” “anyway i actually got distracted from my original plan when i saw the big hand” “im gonna say it. miguel deserved to stay in el dorado” “uh oh, ive awoken the bastard” “they havent shut the fuck up about the onceler from the lorax since i started talking to them again” “disney on ice doesn't even really show nips they just give shirtless characters body suits and spray paint nips onto them” “yeah but youd hold me at gunpoint for fun” “i said 'i think we need to overthrow the government' and they went ‘YES! we were JUST TALKING about how that needs to happen the other day-’” “you think im just being a little crazy right now but the truth is this is the real me :'(” “dont you want to be loved. to be home. to have worm” “i think i want to eat worms just for the experiencce now” “at least this way he doesnt have to know his dad is a terrorist” “imagine almost running into someone on the street and they immediately give you their entire life story” “i WISH i didnt have any examples :(” “i WILL win this dick measuring contest or die trying” “last week i was too afraid to get up and ask for ketchup during my mom's birthday lunch but literally the day after that i told someone on the street to eat their ass and choke on it for reasons related to current events” “by nature the waters are not wet however the bottles that contain the water ARE :)” “ok nvm i drew something i liked. breakdown over” “when we got safe baking soda today i almost accidentally put a whole ass tablespoon in when it called for like half a teaspoon” “anyway ive never watched ATLA but ive taken THREE atla quizzes” “yea alright as if i didnt cry yesterday afternoon because i had to honk at another car in a parking lot” “lets test this theory i also have a clown what if we give him two clowns for the price of one” “since you're normal you probably have no actual insight into the relationship between mark twain and his wife” “IT WAS MY TURN TO GET CALLED OUT” “boys back boys back” “WHO LET HIM PUT A THREE YEAR OLD IN THE WASHING MACHINE” “i was very scared that i just wasnt understanding for a second. i doubted my grasp of the english language.” “AM I HAVING A STROKE?” “im queen of unsafe work practices” “th’lore. ax. th’lore ax. the lorAX” “i have a job now how much to buy your silence” “can you maybe not type ever again so i can say something first for once” “anyway i have to derail”

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SENTENCE STARTERS FROM THE BEST OF SALTYPHISH SEASON 4.

“it’s really just a pretty easy name to read.” “do i look suspicious?” “i guess that’s a way to do it.” “no! I’M the bitch!” “there’s so many voices!” “it’s ok, it still worked out. nothing went wrong.” “it’s too fucking late.” “NOOOO! YOU MONSTER!” “dude, that sandwich was hella good. now i’m sad i don’t have more cheese.” “i fucking have never caught feelings for somebody online until now.” “i can’t believe it. how did you guys manage that?” “that looked so stupid!” “that gave me so much anxiety.” “why would you steal my joke like that?” “it’s just that fuckin’ easy.” “this is only 20% of my true power.” “don’t fucking ever disrespect me like that ever again!” “they said your mom makes shitty pizza. get ‘em.” “everybody take a knee.” “i’m not gonna say that you’re the best. i’m not gonna say that you’re even good.” “you beautiful motherfucker, we’ll never be able to understand you.” “that’s the signal!” “this is why i push people away. ‘cause they can’t handle my balls, dude.” “just a nice peaceful drive. nothing could go wrong.” “i think i’m gonna die.” “i want them to learn from their mistakes.” “you probably bully people in school.” “i can’t believe that just happened.” “how did you survive?” “guys, i have 33 cents on my desk. what do i do with it?” “why don’t you trust me? just please close your eyes.” “girls night is just a suicide pact.” “we don’t have that here.” “i did it. all by myself. you’re welcome.” “you’ve earned points in my book.” “we probably should have done that.” “wait, do you like pineapple on your pizza?” “i have three lives right now. i’m like a cat divided by three.” “i’ve never had a near-death experience.” “he doesn’t have the time.” “we’re so fucking big and strong!” “i have music blasting. i can’t hear.” “we wouldn’t be able to handle it.” “i love you so much.” “that might just be it.”

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Hi! Is it okay to send in a request for injury-based starter? Not in a godmod way, but sort of ‘send a (insert injury) to find my muse with that injury’. It’s ok if you don’t want to.

sure thing! it’s been posted as of right now.

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send 🤕 + an injury to find my muse with that injury.

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