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#tynamo my beloved #he just a smol guy #pokemon #pokemon bw #trainer hilbert

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Oh! He :)

How can someone on earth be such a pretty boy???

#mafia the city of lost heaven #mafia definitive edition #paulie lombardo #paulie my beloved

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wat they sleep for? Wake up >:(

MAFIA II: DEFINITIVE EDITION (2020) Hangar 13 & 2K Games.

#vito scaletta #joe barbaro #henry tomasino #mafia2

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That's it. That's them.

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sugar free teddiursas

SO THE CONTEXT:

there is this infamous brand of gummy bears that, while tasting pretty good, has the power to wreck havoc on your insides and make grown men weep on the toilet, with these restroom horrors having dramatic retellings in their online reviews.

With such example being this one ksksks:

so yeah emmet is experiencing the horrors now -w-

dialogue:

Emmet: hm!

Ingo: Emmet! Time to head home! Hm? What’s that you are eating?

E: Gummy teddiursa! It was a gift from a passenger !

I: Oh!

E: Did you want one? They are sugar-free and verrry good!

I: Hm, perhaps not. I’ve eaten too many snacks today 

E: Suit yourself! More for me!

(Later….(at home))

I: Emmet?! Are you ok?! Emmet! Should I call an ambulance?!

Elesa: What is happening Ingo!!?

#emmet is fighting for his life rn Elesa 😭😂 #submas #kudari #nobori #ingo #pokemon #pokemon fanart

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be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

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#absolutely remarkable

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Henry after turning Empire Bay into a war zone:

#henry tomasino #mafia 2 #everyone is dead and it’s literally henry’s fault 🫶

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i fucking love your fic so far dude

Thank you, my friend! I'm a little behind on it, so there will be an update sometime before next Saturday, lol. Hopefully you enjoy!

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Imagine if sinner Adam had bird like characteristics. Like, he always makes sure his wings look nice, and he sometimes peck around at things. Or he tries to do a mating dance for Lucifer.

Didn't someone say that pigeons just extend their wings and Bob their heads as their mating dance? So they were saying that Adam rocking out, flapping his wings and whipping his head back and forth would be his mating dance LMAO

#i like this headcanon #hazbin hotel #adamsapple

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I want an Adam so disillusioned with everything that he fully rebels against heaven. I want parallels with the real biblical story of Lucifer. I want Adam to call on his exterminators to be loyal to him, and declare total war on heaven. I want Lucifer to beg Adam to stand down, because he has seen how this plays out personally. I want Adam to ignore him because he hates himself and would rather be completely erased than to live as a sinner in hell.

Well shit dude, that's pretty extreme. Sounds like something that would need at least 150k in fic if not more. Adam whole on rebelling against Heaven? Damn

#now this is a good one #hazbin hotel #adam

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henry tomasino is hot, end of discussion.

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GUYS

Here’s the link to the article

#bring them baccckkkk!! #i'm screaming #galavant

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Cain was cursed to eternally walk the earth.

Adam is a total rocker stereotype.

Abel is generally agreed upon to be the favored son.

Theory: during Cain's years wandering, he intentionally formed several bands in the hopes that he could eventually get his father's attention and approval, and would intentionally hide secret messages apologizing for what he'd done to his brother and begging for forgiveness.

Are u saying Cain invented rock because sdkjfdgfdfvdt amazing

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Follow this Youtuber!!! Their HH animations are incredible and the humor is high quality

Youtube

#hazbin hotel #youtube #promo #hazbin hotel fandom #hazbin lilith #hazbin charlie #hazbin alastor #hazbin angel dust #hazbin niffty #hazbin husk #shitpost #animation

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Adam/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Characters: Adam (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Additional Tags: Top Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Bottom Adam, Blow Jobs, Demon Sex, Bathroom Sex, Light Dom/sub, Smut, Fluff and Smut, Horn Stimulation, How Do I Tag, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Shameless Smut Summary:

Adam finds out something about his horns. Lucifer may enjoy it too.

Based off of another @rius-cave comic!! Hope you enjoy 

#absolutely fucking fantastic #hazbin hotel #adamsapple