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For the fans who were sucked back in just in time for Ghost Files, here’s one Shyan fic posted in each month of 2022 for you to catch up on! Welcome back to us.

Now, THE CONTENT. 

The Wall Between Us by buzzfeedunwritten (loudmouthraccoon) | posted Jan. 25, 2022 | E, 29k | In order to get over his hopeless crush on Shane, Ryan finds himself at an establishment specifically designed for the purpose of safe anonymous sex.It goes about as well as you would imagine.

The Thermostat by GomorrahHillsides (Within_N_Without) | posted Feb. 20, 2022 | E, 12k | When arguing over the thermostat blatantly means ‘I love you’.

I Can’t Describe It, There’s Nothing Like It by withcoffeespoons | posted Mar. 11, 2022 | E, 7.7k | "Wait, oh my god, when you told her you were bringing somebody home for the 4th, she thought…“ "That I was bringing somebody home.” Shane shrugged.

i’ll pray you wanna get close to me by 2many2spirits (creature_from_the) | posted Apr. 17, 2022 | E, 25k | He went to raise the hand Shane didn’t have pinned to his own thigh, but he reached over Ryan and grabbed that hand too, effectively yanking Ryan closer to him. 

eyes of doe & thighs of stallion by Anonymous | posted May. 17, 2022 | T, 8k | Ryan has never been called “pretty” before.

For Now, We’ll Lay by The Ocean by jacarsia | posted Jun. 8, 2022 | E, 24k | The first two thoughts that ran through Shane’s head when he shook Ryan Bergara’s hand for the first time were: this is one gorgeous man, and there’s no way he’s human. 

The Grand Adventures of Suburbia Shane by idkspookystuff | posted Jul. 9, 2022 | E, 11k | Not quite remembering where or when he fell asleep is not an irregular occurrence in the life of Ryan Bergara; an expert insomniac, who often lulls himself to sleep by worrying about various projects. What is an irregularity is opening his eyes only to see an unfamiliar ceiling; feeling an unfairly soft mattress under his back, and, after stretching out, thunking Shane on the arm.

makin’ yourself up as you go along by drunkkenobi | posted Aug. 10, 2022 | E, 8k | Shane steps off-camera and gives her a thumbs up. Ryan squares her shoulders and clears her throat. When Annie gives the signal, she reads from the teleprompter the words that took her over thirty-one years to speak. “Hi. I’m Ryan Bergara and I’m a transgender woman.”

The Wolf King by PhyllisDietrichson | posted Sep. 22, 2022 | T, 4.9k | “Then let’s say it reminds me that I am a man. Will that satisfy you?”

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Does anyone know the name of this fic or if it got deleted? I've been searching for it everywhere!

All I remember is that it was about Steve being feminine and crossdressing,

Something happened and he had to walk home at night while still wearing everything and billy pulled over and said something like

"need a ride ma'am?" I don't remember exactly what, but basically he mistook Steve for a girl and Steve was panicking the whole time and even in the car he was close to a panic attack and then billy was curious and asked about if he was Trans or whatever and then comforted him and said that he wasn't gonna hurt him or anything,

Billy drove him to Steve's house and he called Steve beautiful or something?

I believe it was on ao3!

#harringrove #steve harrington x billy hargrove #billy hargrove x steve harrington #ao3 #lost fic #fanfiction #fanfic #stranger things #help plz #forgotten fic name #bottom steve harrington #fem steve Harrington

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"so now whenever i meet a new person i have to learn their PRONOUNS too" is.... is that not how it's always worked?

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More like the Beatles

the besties

#THEIR HAIRCUTS IM SOBBING #the guys look like registered sex offenders tbh

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adhd really has me going full days without food or water and not even realizing

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I don't like " gentle parenting " tiktoks because they're often problematic and..? Tricky I guess???? Been seeing a lot of putting their kids in uncomfy situations to show off their high horses.

" gentle parents" telling people

" oh the kids like to eat _____" but they'll not tell the full truth of it all or not tell people their kids have a specific eating habit..

For example a lady told her mother in law that her kids LOVED ham so granny made ham. Well the kids weren't eating it and grandma was upset because she worked her butt off on this special ham so she's like

" you said the kids love ham, why aren't they eating it?"

And the " gentle mom " proceeded to say

" Yeah I told you that they do love ham. Deli ham from a package 😏 "

Grandma asked the kids to at least try a little bit of it and the " gentle mom " then got mad at her for it..

This woman really waited until gramdma cooked a whole dang ham knowing why she cooked it and then dropped the " they only like deli ham " after........

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I see this stuff a lot in the gentle parent community where they set up situations in their child's life that will stir conflict just to pull a high and mighty card.

I've also notice a lot of them pull this stuff with their disabled kids

Like no you're not a gentle nor good parent by putting your kid in a situation which YOU knew and started to cause trouble so you could show off your high horse.

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The fastest way to a girl's heart is through her hyperfixations

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The lesbians are pouring cum

Do you accept the gift jar?

#you will you have no choice #lesbians #cum #lgbt

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Do you ever just

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ghibli eruris

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not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

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if youre so smart then riddle me tits

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"Every breath you take" by the police

"California dreamin'" by the mamas & the papas

"Fairytale" by Alexander Rybak

"Papaoutai" by stromae

"Sex on fire" by Kings Of Leon

what are your top five songs on your on repeat playlist on spotify?

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"Every breath you take" by the Police

if you see this post you’re legally obligated to reply to it with your current favorite song

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*watches a studio ghibli film* maybe… life is okay

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heyy, i’ve made a uquiz, “which “-core” aesthetic are you?” this has probably been done already, but i wanted to add some more unknown aesthetics as well :) link in the reblogs!