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this is like,,, kind of a crack concept, but imagine yandere Yelan stealing yan Pantalone's darling instead of his fur coat

AHHH IM SCREAMING, CRYING, BLUSHING, AND KICKING MY FEET RIGHT NOW SNISFNOISNFOIF OMG ANON U ARE A GENIUS OMGOMGOMG IOFWNWOSNFOISNONFZ I LOVE THIS ASK SO MUCH AHHHH

IM CALLING IT CANON NOW THAT SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN IF YANDERE PANTALONE HAD A DARLING. ITS TRUE BECAUSE IM HOYOVERSE.

tw : yandere themes and crack

I can imagine that Yelan would decide to steal you away from Pantalone as revenge for stealing her bracelet <3

Afterall how could Yelan not like you? You're so cute and adorable! No wonder why Pantalone kept you confined to his side. But don't worry about a single thing because Yelan will treat you like the cute little pet you are <33

Yelan would act so smug about it too. That girl is a sly bastard I can't even!!

Things with Yelan were quite weird in the beginning. You basically got transferred into the arms of one yandere into another. Although your situation with Yelan isn't really an improvement from Pantalone's situation. Your still captive and you don't even have your own freedom.

Yelan's embrace was so suffocating and you hated every single last bit of it. Not to mention her flirty personality never failing to make you feel embarassed as you try and cover your face which is as red as a tomato! You're so cute when you get flustered and Yelan loves knowing that you're blushing because of her <3

But at the same time, she's also a very dangerous Yandere. Afterall she quite literally managed to steal you away from the Regrator himself.

I can also imagine darling underestimating Yelan in the beginning too. You were excited because during your stay with Pantalone he was incredibly difficult to even escape from :((

Poor you because you think that it would be incredibly easy to escape from the clutches of Yelan. But Yelan worked so hard to get you and you're not getting away so easily..

Imagine that one night you run away from Yelan's home only to make it a few steps out the door and before you know it, one of Yelan's agents that you didn't know about who was sent to watch you drags you back into her home </3

Unfortunately for you, now you know that escaping from Yelan's grip is incredibly difficult. Especially with her embrace being so suffocating that you might even start wishing that Pantalone would come find you again :((( poor darling...

From that day onward, when Yelan isn't home a few of her agents will be watching you making sure that you don't try anything stupid. You don’t even dare try anything to save yourself the embarrassment of being dragged back.

Yelan is smart and intelligent so don't ever expect to outsmart her. She works for Ningguang herself and not every ordinary person can do that.

Another thing Yelan knows whenever you have an ulterior motive. She can read you like an open book.

What do you mean you want to go and take a walk? You're just using it as an excuse to run away.

You're not fooling anyone, she laughs at you and starts degrading you. Immediately you feel stupid for even trying to outsmart her.

If you had to be honest, you'd rather be with Yelan than with the Regrator. You hated the fatui with all your being and not to mention everyone knew of how cruel and ruthless they were.

Another thing is that Yelan is extremely unpredictable and you never know what might happen if you fuck up really badly. You're always on thin ice whenever you're within Yelan's vicinity; afraid of what would happen if you piss her off.

You sometimes complain about being stuck with her. But you make it seem like being in Yelan's care is the worst thing in the world, she tells you. If you're being a good pet then she won't be mean to you. Isn't that such a simple thing to follow?

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Meanwhile things in the Snezhnaya are going haywire.

Imagine Pantalone's reaction once he found out that Yelan abducted you. He'd start cursing himself out because stealing away Yelan's precious bracelet was a terrible idea because she found a way to get back at him. What other better way to do that than to steal away his most precious jewel - you his poor darling.

Yelan is like 😎

While Pantalone is like 🤬 👺

He would absolutely throw a huge temper tantrum at the nerve that sly girl had. The audacity to steal his most precious thing away from him. More precious than any amount of mora in the world - you his poor darling.

"WHAT THE #$!@*& I HATE THAT GIRL SO MUCH THAT PIECE OF @$%^ WHAT A #@!?#*&^ ARCHONS YOU @!$%#" Plus a whole bunch of curses as he screamed in frustration as he ripped all of his documents on his office desk.

Once Pantalone finds out that Yelan abducted you, he would send fatui agents to gather information on where you could be at.

But at the same time, Pantalone knows that he can’t do much about it. If he were to kill Yelan then he’d literally be starting a war with Liyue itself.

But until then Pantalone has to hold on to his last shreds of sanity. Unfortunately though, no matter how much Yelan shields you away from the prying eyes of the fatui; you’ll be back in Pantalone’s arms at one point whether you like it or not.

You can expect that once Pantalone has you back, you are never leaving his sight ever again. He will make sure to always have you within arms length because he is making sure you won’t ever escape or ever worse; Yelan coming back for you.

He’ll force you to attend business meetings with him and wherever he goes, you’re forced to come too. You won’t be allowed to leave the house without Pantalone by your side. And by any special circumstances that Pantalone can’t be there to watch you, expect to be placed into Dottore’s care (who’s absolutely ruthless). If you ever try to escape from Dottore you’ll be forcefully dragged back as he explains to your boyfriend Pantalone about what had happened (who isn’t happy about it at all).

You’ll sleep with cuffs chained to the bed along with rope at your legs tied to the bedpost. Whenever you sleep Pantalone will tightly clutch you in his arms as he rests his chin atop your head. You can’t help but feel like he clutches you tightly because he’s afraid that you’ll leave again and he’ll have to go to bed without you by his side.

But based on the circumstances, that’s probably true.

Even Yelan wasn’t this horrible, you would think as Pantalone held you tightly.

For once in your life; you wish Yelan would come save you from him. Who knows? Maybe she’s could be plotting to get you back.

But until then, you hang on to the only sane part of yourself left. You tell yourself that you would make it out of this into freedom and you never gave up hope.

But sometimes, you wonder if you should just give up. You could never escape from the fatui.

But everyone has goals in their own life. Yelan’s goal was obtaining you in order to make Pantalone jealous.

What might be your goal you might ask?

Making it out of here in one piece.

Author’s note : Yay I finally finished this 😭. But congratulations because you’ve made it to the end 🧍🏻‍♀️I’m sorry it took so long but I saw this in my inbox the second the anon had sent it but I wanted to take my time because this is a really good concept idea! Anyways I might rewrite this and post it on my new blog @pineappleanddonut .

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Hello! I saw ur maiden Shrine hcs and I LOVED IT! And I was curious if you could do my request? (If you’re comfortable ofc!!)

Yan! Cyno x Kitsune! Fem! Reader? (Or if you aren’t comfortable with Kitsune! Reader then can I request general Yan! Cyno hcs?)

Also have a lovely year!!

Hiii thank you! I posted the Yandere cyno headcanons on @pineappleanddonut you can feel free to read it there!

Here’s the link!

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Sumeru Archon Quest Theory

Okay so throughout Act 3 and 4 there is a lot of emphasis put on the akasha terminals, specifically that Nahida can only possess people who wearing them and that Dottore can hijack them as well.

(Despite this, Nahida is able to mind swap with the Traveler even though they aren't wearing the akasha terminal past the opening with Setaria. I assume this is because possession ≠ swapped consciousness, and the Traveler usually plays by different rules anyhow).

But basically - there's an emphasis on akasha terminals and a real focus on the fact that wearing one makes you very vulnerable. Both innocent civilians getting hypnotised by Dottore and the Sages avoiding theirs because even the villains recognise the danger that comes with them (despite the fact that they don't know Nahida has been transferring her consciousness around through them).

The Traveler doesn't wear their Akasha terminal once Nahida is done swapping our consciousness between all of Setaria's acquaintances. Paimon, Cyno, Dehya, Candace and everyone else from the desert don't wear theirs either. This makes logical sense since a) desert dwellers don't have access to a lot of the info stored in the akasha and b) the akasha does not work very well outside of cities (Sumeru City and Port Ormos). Dehya assumedly came from the city since we know she was headed into the desert for a break, but she isn't wearing hers when we meet up with her. This is probably because she knows the akasha is dangerous due to the Sabzeruz festival (does she even remember that? I think so) and has said that she doesn't care about wearing it anyway:

In addition, despite the fact that akasha terminals don't work well outside of cities, the Village Keepers do wear them, so that the Sages can keep track of them.

As Cyno says here though, there isn't any benefit to the wearer. Akasha terminals are still dangerous to wear in the desert, and you cannot use them for any of their benefits either.

All this to ask - why does Alhaitham keep his on? It's not an issue that it's 'part of his character model' because Dehya is introduced wearing her akasha terminal and doesn't wear it later on, and the Traveler takes theirs on and off. Alhaitham also wears his throughout the entire quest, from the rainforest to the outer reaches of the desert, even though there's plenty of time he's off screen where he could return without it if they simply didn't want to include a conversation about it.

(as you can see, he's wearing it even in the hospital scene.)

Alhaitham isn't dumb or forgetful. He's perhaps the least likely character to forget to remove it, and he's definitely high up enough in the Akademiya to know the dangers. But for the whole quest so far, he cannot be seen without it. This means a couple of things for how I think the storyline will continue:

A) they made such a big deal about akasha terminals that if he wears his consistently, I assume it will become plot relevant. Either he'll be mind-controlled by Dottore or Nahida will be able to use his connection to the akasha to swoop in and save everyone last minute. I think think the latter option is more likely, since the first would just make Alhaitham look dumb and Hoyoverse are really focusing on his intelligence and attention to detail for characterising him.

B) there will be an explanation as for why he's still wearing it. I think he'll lie if asked, perhaps 'access to all knowledge is more beneficial than the risk the akasha terminal presents'.

Now, why does he wear it? It has no value in the desert plus it's dangerous even when it is useful, not least of all because it allows the Akademiya to keep track of Alhaitham. In the quest we're told Cyno is the one being tracked, but it's Alhaitham who suggests that and provides 'evidence'.

Imo, it's more likely that they are following Alhaitham and this is Alhaitham lying to cover himself. The Sages probably do have some sort of process to deal with Cyno, but this just seems convoluted. So maybe Alhaitham is on the Akademiya's side, though I doubt that, but there is the chance that he's already being subliminally controlled and has no choice in the matter.

See those chunky headphones Alhaitham is wearing? They're interesting. They line up perfectly with his akasha terminal, as though they are designed to, and visually they appear similar to the headsets the Village Keepers wear:

His are smaller, but green leaf patterning and golden gilding is the same. In this picture you can also see a wire coming out from the back of his headset and going over his shoulder to... Something. The headset is connected to the Akademiya and the akasha, and somehow there is a biological connection between the headset and Alhaitham himself.

Now I won't bore you with my 'Alhaitham is a cyborg' theories. But what if he simply can't remove his Akasha because he's plugged himself into the system? He's very studious, has no issues with a little immorality and prioritises his thirst for knowledge over his own safety throughout the quest. Alhaitham is the only character who isn't involved because his principles force him to help out - the only explanation we really get from him is as to why he's here is -

The Divine Knowledge capsule. That he already has (Cyno never confiscated it) and he stays with us even after finding out that they are made using the Village Keepers' minds, even though that should satiate his curiosity. He says he isn't tempted to use the Divine Knowledge Capsule for himself, or rather, that he would rather know why the Akademiya were so willing to hand out "divine knowledge" in the first place.

It's weird. His motivations don't make sense. If he's on our side and smart, which is how he's characterised, there is no good reason for him to wear his Akasha Terminal unless he physically cannot remove it. If he is dumb and on our side then I guess he just forgot, and now he can be a tool for the plot when we need mind control shenanigans later on. The most interesting option is that he's smart and not on our side, and he's choosing to let some third party keep track of us all while manipulating us into trusting him by being deceptively honest about how little sympathy he has for others. Who he could be working for..? Not the Akademiya, I think he is truly frustrated with the Sages. It could be the Fatui, since his headset wire thing is similar to all the wires in Scaramouche's back.

But I'd really like it if he's working for Nahida. Not as in, under her authority (I don't think she has the capacity to give orders any more than Alhaitham could take them) but if he somehow knows that Nahida needs an akasha terminal to function, then it would not be out of character for him to put himself in harm's way to facilitate her return further down the plotline. This has issues, for example Alhaitham doesn't mention knowing Nahida or vice versa (though I don't trust a word out of Alhaitham's mouth, Nahida brushes us off when we suggest going to him for help. Either she didn't see it fit to mention that she knows him or she already knew that he couldn't get them closer to the sages because he's helping her on the down low.)

This is what Nahida has to say about the akasha terminals:

Could Nahida be able to keep track of us by using the akasha to compile Alhaitham's knowledge? Maybe. I think that would make his views on gods make more sense in the context of the plot, if he's essentially partnered with one and sees her as an equal.

Anyhow, that's probably not the case. Something fishy is definitely going on with Alhaitham though, and I anticipate how it will unfold.

#let’s see if this theory is correct when 3.2 is released #genshin spoilers

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Im moving accounts this blog will offically archived this week.

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REMINDER TO THE TWITTER REGUGEES THAT TUMBLR IS AN INTERACTIVE SITE.

See how your dashboard is covered in posts? Yeah, that's because people reblogged them. Reblog posts. Reblog artwork and gifsets and text posts. If you like a post, reblog it.

"Oh but I'm nervous about social interaction" reblogging isn't social interaction. It's not. It's adding things to a virtual scrapbook by yeeting the additions into a swirling vortex. No interaction necessary. Someone makes a post you like, you reblog it, that's it. Job done. Zero interaction, but a post has made it one step further in finding its way to people that might enjoy it.

Reblog stuff. For fucks sake.

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dude i want to move blogs so badly but i want the email i used for this account to be the same one i use for the newer blog

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I think im gonna delete this account in a few weeks to start a new one 🤷🏻‍♀️

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GUYS IM THINKING OF MOVING BLOGS FOR A FEW REASONS

I have too many random posts

I kinda want to start fresh on a new blog now that I’m not new to Tumblr anymore

IM KINDA SCARED THOUGH BECAUSE WHAT IF THE NEW THINGS I POST DON’T DO AS WELL BECAUSE THE NEW ACCOUNT WONT HAVE ANY FOLLOWERS

#lisa talks

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changed my mind i don’t think i can do kinktober because there’s no ideas for me right now 💀

#lisa talks

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MORE THAN A FEELING.

pairing: kamisato ayato x fem!reader

genre: fluff, light angst, suggestive, could be anxiety inducing

word count: 1,941

cw/tw: reader is referred to as a woman and has breasts, reader is a commoner compared to ayato, established hidden relationship, domestic!ayato, lots of petnames, slight bullying, ayato gets taken advantage of

“Just one kiss won’t hurt, Mr. Kamisato.” — reader ventures out in the night to find her lover after he failed to return home early from a business event.

Dating Ayato had its downfalls. As if being in a secret relationship wasn’t hard enough, you were stuck on the sidelines always watching him court other women to fancy dinner events and meetings when needed. You knew you weren’t enough in the high-class men’s eyes to court Ayato yourself, and maybe that’s why he never bothered to ask you. It’s as if you were a nobody compared to him and his business partners. But he never treated you as someone less than he was. Just the others did. And when he came home at nightfall, you were safe in his arms, wrapped in his comforting sheets, listening to the crashing of the waves outside of the estate. 

However, this particular night was different. Ayato had gone out to an event and promised to return as early as he could. Yet it was nearing eleven o’clock and he was nowhere to be seen yet. You had wandered outside multiple times within the past hour to check down the trails, but there was still no sight of him anywhere. Growing worried, you had asked a few of the guards around. Nothing though. The better decision would’ve been to head inside and wait another hour or so, but other plans had come to mind when you felt like something was wrong. 

You found yourself in Chinju Forest, then your home, Konda Village, and you began to grow tired. Walking to the city wasn’t a good idea at night, especially with no one to protect yourself. But you needed to find Ayato. You needed to know he was okay. 

You were a short way from Komore Teahouse, hoping to find Thoma there to see if he knew anything about your partner’s whereabouts. Except, it was eleven at night. Thoma was no doubt asleep. There was no way you could disturb him at this time. And so you kept wandering farther into the city. 

There was total silence. The vendors and shops were all closed up for the night. There was no one there to talk to, no one to ask questions to, no one to help you find your way around, no one to help you find your Ayato. And now you were lost. You were fucking lost. In the middle of a city with only the moon to light your way. 

If you passed the bridge, there’d be guards there. Maybe you could speak to one of them. But they didn’t know. They didn’t know about your relationship with the commissioner and they wouldn’t believe you if you were to tell them either. You were beginning to grow hopeless. Why did you venture out here? How could you have been so stupid? 

Sudden talking made you snap your head towards the bridge. You rushed there. It surely sounded like Ayato’s voice, but you couldn’t be sure until you got closer. When you passed over the bridge and continued walking up the steps, your heart stopped once you reached the top. 

Ayato was there. But he was hand-in-hand with some woman and she was looking at him rather too fondly for your liking. You noticed other businessmen and women around, and you also took notice of Ayato’s guards. The thought of being safe with his guards vanished when you heard the woman next to Ayato speak. 

“Just one kiss won’t hurt, Mr. Kamisato.” 

“I must be getting home now. It is late. I have someone waiting for me there,” he replies to her. He removes his hand from her grasp a bit harshly and she visibly steps back before reaching up to put a hand against his chest. Your eyebrows furrowed immediately. What was she going to do? 

A loud gasp slips past your lips when she tries leaning in to kiss him and both of their heads, along with the other businessmen and guards, snap their heads towards you. When Ayato’s eyes lock with your tear-filled ones, his expression falls sullen. 

“My love-,” he takes a step forward and the woman next to him sneers before grabbing onto his arm. 

“Love? You cannot possibly be in love with a commoner, Mr. Kamisato. Look at her,” she chuckles rudely and Ayato’s eyes darken as he rips his arm away from her. 

“Keep your hands off of me. Guards!” He calls out. And the woman is being dragged away while sputtering about you and Ayato. You gulp loudly as all eyes are on you now, even more than before. Ayato steps forward, but you’re frozen. 

“Mr. Kamisato, this is rather a big surprise,” a tall man with perfectly styled hair gently grabs his shoulder. 

“A surprise that is quite frankly none of your business, Mr. Fukuda. Now, if you all will excuse us,” Ayato steps forward to grab your hand before guiding you down the stairs. You feel ashamed. And so, so embarrassed. Angry too. How dare that woman try to kiss him after he refused her offer? You were growing more and more upset as Ayato tightened his grip on your hand and kept walking. Your body was trailing behind him with each big step he was taking and you could hear his guards behind you trying to catch up to you both. You knew you messed up by going there tonight, but if you hadn’t shown up and caused a scene, would she have kissed him? Would he have pushed her away? You were stuck, upset even. The thought of him being taken advantage of all because he’s of high wealth had crushed your heart. You wondered if this had happened before. 

“I’m sorry you had to see that,” he says softly. Your eyes flicker up to his face and you just stare for a little bit. “That was the third time I’ve been stuck with her. She certainly doesn’t take any sort of refusal for an answer,” he huffs and kicks a small stone as you continue walking. 

“Has she done that before?” You ask quietly. 

“Done what before?” 

“Tried to kiss you?” 

You dreaded his answer. Why did you even ask this question? 

“She’s gotten close. The last time I had to court her, she almost kissed my cheek when we were sitting at the conference table. I stood up and excused myself to leave just in time,” he says. 

“Oh,” a quiet, almost pathetic, chuckle sounds past your lips, “I understand.” 

“You’re upset,” he says lowly, his eyes looking into yours for a brief moment. 

“What gave it away? The tears or can you just feel it?” You say bitterly. 

“My love,” he says softly, “I have never let another woman touch me in the ways you do. I will never allow that to happen. I stand by that.” 

“I believe you, Ayato. It’s just the thought of someone taking advantage of you like that really hurts me,” your voice cracks, but you remember to pull yourself together because his guards are right behind you both. 

“Well, we won’t have to worry about that anymore. We’ll be courting each other properly from here on out,” he says firmly, his hand giving yours a gentle squeeze. That last sentence alone is enough to make your throat close up. 

“Mr. Kamisato, you surely need to think about this-,” 

Ayato stops in his tracks and turns around to face his guards, specifically the one who spoke. “I feel I’ve done enough thinking recently, Mr. Nomura. My decision is final. If someone apart of the commission dare to say something about me doing what is right, there will be consequences. That’s final. Now, we’re almost to Chinju forest. You all may back down for tonight. I’ll be bringing her back to the estate with me and an announcement will be made tomorrow, be expecting it.” 

“Yes, Mr. Kamisato.” All five guards bow to him before turning to bow to you. You notice Ayato smirk before he straightens his face and turns back to continue walking with you. 

When you get to the estate, Ayato guides you to his bedroom immediately. You stand still, watching him, your mind and heart racing so quickly that you think they’ll explode any minute. When you attempt to collect your thoughts, you step closer to him. 

“You didn’t think to ask me how I felt before saying that to your guards?” You ask when he sits down at his desk. 

“Our guards,” he corrects you. 

“Ayato, baby, I- I don’t know if I’m ready for our relationship to go public. Surely there’s going to talk around the island about me, about us, and-” 

“And I will simply execute anyone who dares speak ill of you, my love.” 

“It’s not that simple! Word is most definitely going to reach Lady Kokomi all the way in Watatsumi Island, so you know everyone will be talking about us.” 

“Why, does that bother you? I have islanders talking about me day and night, year-round,” he argues. 

“I haven’t ever experienced that. I wasn’t bred into wealth like you were. I’m just a commoner, Ayato,” you say defeatedly. 

“You are not just a commoner. You are mine, [Name]. And I promised to protect you with my life from day one and I will do so. I understand that you’re nervous and scared, but you will be with me more often, I will protect you. My guards will always be there to protect you. I promise,” he takes your hands in his, rubbing his thumbs soothingly over your knuckles as your eyes grow teary, “my love, I couldn’t bare to live with myself if I let someone hurt you.” 

“Okay,” you say quietly, your eyes looking into his before he holds your hips and pulls you closer to him. You wrap your arms around his neck and sniffle. 

“I will take tomorrow off so we can have the day together and then make the announcement the day after, alright?” He says softly. You nod before he gently wipes a fallen tear off the apple of your cheek. 

“I love you,” you tell him. 

“I love you too, precious. Now, let’s get ready for bed, yeah?” His hands give your hips a gentle squeeze before they’re moving up to pull at the ribbon securing your robe. When he pulls your robe apart, you drop your arms to your sides so he can let your robe fall to the floor. His fingers undo the fastening of your shorts and they’re soon joining your robe. “Turn for me, love.” 

You do so and then feel his fingers wrap around the clips of your bra, and he’s sliding the straps down your arms seconds later. He stands up behind you and his arms wrap around your waist, his chin resting on your shoulder. A soft kiss is placed on your jaw and you smile fondly before turning around in his arms. 

“Your turn, master,” you say softly before giggling. 

“Don’t excite me,” he chuckles. You giggle again and reach to push his jacket off, setting it on his chair behind him before untying the ribbons on his vest. He helps you remove his vest and then his robe and gloves. Your fingers swiftly unbutton his slacks and you unzip the zipper before kneeling to pull them down his legs. Your eyes focus on getting his feet out of the leg holes and then you look up at him, your hands find themselves resting on his thighs before you cheekily slide your fingertips underneath his boxers. 

“Are you looking to start something, love?” His voice snaps you out of your thoughts and you nibble on your lip. 

“It has been a while,” you say quietly. 

“Let’s get to bed then." 

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In honor of 200 followers I’ve decided that I’ll do kinktober for fun 😭

#kinktober #lisa talks #genshin impact

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Kinktober day 3

Somnophilia w/ Ayato Kamisato

A/N: So I’m gonna take the Kinktober thingy a little more seriously and make it kinda 💫 aesthetic 💫 but meh… I barely get time to write so don’t catch onto hopes skshsgsjjs have a nice day yalls. Also, posting it rn because I will be busy tomorrow (ig).

Ayato knew full well that he had your consent of it, while his fingers lingered around the waistband of your panties, your lower garments already discarded by him long ago. Clasping the cloth in his now un-gloved hands, he took them off, sliding it down your plush thighs and eventually ridding it away somewhere in the bedroom.

He was hasty, all he wanted was to feel you right now. Even in your vulnerable state, when your chest heaved in the solemn slumber, you still looked so enticing to him. The tent in his pants was the testimony of what exactly you can do to him without even trying. “You are so beautiful it soothes my eyes” Ayato mused romantically, leaning in after spreading your legs.

You whimpered at the sudden movements, even when Ayato was careful. “Light sleeper, how can I forget that,” he whispered to himself while his breath fanned over your clit, giving it a soft and a tender kiss of initiation, followed by his tongue resting onto the bundle of nerves flat. Ayato was a messy eater, but today he was also impatient. He wanted your juices to stain his cock, he wanted the friction and plunging against your cunt reward the base of his cock with a ring of your arousal and his mixed. He wanted to make you lose your mind. He wanted to lose his own mind.

“You are so busy you might as well make love to me in my sleep,” Ayato’s memories refresh with your recent wordings as his tongue glided from the base of your now glistening pussy, to the very tip. Thumb spreading your pussy-lips apart, he messily spat on your clit, watching it dribble down your now pulsating hole. “My my— don’t tell me you like this even when half of your senses are rested,”

His own arousal and pleasure was riling his nerves up. Hands taking his member out and giving it a few, teasing pumps while his eyes never left the sight of your weeping cunt. “Angel, I love you,” he continued, spreading your cunt-lips once again, sheathing his tip in slowly.

“Heavens-” he groaned softly, leaning back as his adam’s apple protuded with the gulp he took to bury his moans.

“HNNNG-” your brows furrowed, you could feel him stretching you out and about. The girth and length of his dick was not something you could get used to even in the soundest of sleeps. Your eyes fluttered open, rolling back immediately when he fitted snug around your folds balls deep.

“Apologies, I didn’t want to wake you up, Angel.” Ayato feigned a sorry look on his face. He was caught immediately when his actions didn’t match his words. Thrusts begining to churn your walls up, one hand aiding your left leg to be leaned against his shoulder to have more access to you.

“Argh- you feel so good, love. You f-feel so good!” Ayato showered you with praises, pleasure drunk and rutting his hips against you to chase his much needed high. “I missed you, I have been craving you every moment of my day. Enough for it- it- to (thrust) distract (thrust) me, from (thrust) my duties,” Ayato panted, continuing the same pace and fervor.

You couldn’t help but feel the knot in your stomach build with every single hump. “Fuck- Yato— feels so good, don’t stop- I missed you too- AH don’t- don’t stop,” your moans now echoed in your shared bedroom as your husband smirked, leaning in and kissing you passionately.

“Not planning to, sweet thing. We have the whole night ahead of us after all,”

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yandere! diluc ragnvindr headcanons.

For a man that's known for his splendid wealth, impeccable intelligence and sharp tounge Master Diluc sure does often trip on his words whenever he talks to you. You tease him but it's all in good fun, you certainly don't mind. It's amusing to see such a prideful man succumb to these miniscule little things that don't mean much in the grand scheme of things.

That's not what Diluc thinks though. They're only miniscule to you, but to him, they can either make or break his day.

The love he feels for you suddenly sparked into life one day and he's not sure how and why that occured. He analyzes it through and through - was he charmed by your smile? No, your smile was always pleasant. Was it the way you spoke, so freely and sweetly, like a little bird at dawn? Ah, it was so cute to listen to you ramble, please don't ever shut up. Diluc often finds himself closing his eyes and blocks out the entire world around him and he only focuses on the sound of your voice, it's so soothing to him. He doesn't care what you talk about he just wants to hear you speak for hours and hours. It's therapeutic to him, but he's too shy to tell you that. He does try to compromise by asking if you'd like to sing for him. Don't worry there's no need for a crowd, it can be just the two of you in his manor, besides he can already play a few instruments so feel free to pick whichever one you like the most.

Diluc is so tender with you, but it gets frustrating. He treats you like a bird, he tries to limit your movements and freedom in any way he can, and his patronizing nature also does cloud his judgement from time to time. He feels all of this anger bubbling inside of him, your angry and sad faces frustrate him endlessly but he never lays a hand on you, not even a finger, never ever. You're just too precious too him, too soft and delicate to break, too precious to lose. He often gives you the hot and cold treatment which is also something that's tough to deal with - one moment he's stands so close to you, his lips hover over your own as he looks down at you with those blazing red eyes of his, the fire of obsession burns strongly deep within them. They temp but also scare you. They threaten to swallow you whole right then and there, to burn you to ashes but Diluc will be there to fix you right up. He'll knock some sense into you, he will keep you safe and show you the right path, the only path. In his hands you will transform from a tiny bird into a mighty phoenix that's ready to soar the sky and burn anything that gets in its way.

... those are the same exact wings Diluc might just end up clipping later down the line.

How could he be so foolish, allowing you so much freedom? He spoils you, he gives you anything you could ask for, he just can't help himself. It's like you cast a spell on him and the grip you have over him gets tighter day by day. But he needs to get his head out of the gutter and put his foot down. He loves you, he loves you so much he can't even fathom it into words but damn it all if he can't protect you. Even the smallest bruise causes him to panic and he's already all over you. He bandages and kisses the pain away, it often makes you feel embarrassed actually. He dotes and caresses you, but never touches you like he so obviously wants to. He will snap one day, and he will have you in his arms.

Diluc Ragnvindr burns for you. He burns brighter than any fire that ever has and ever will be lit, and you're the one who lit the match.