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Life concept:

I spend the warm half of the year living in a refurbished van/school bus and driving around the country. It’s all electric with a solar panel roof. Then in the winters I retire to my small cottage at the edge of the woods that is also entirely eco friendly. My income? I shall become a kooky witch lady selling potions and spells to people I meet, before disappearing into the mist.

#witchcraft #cottage core #vanlife #ecofriendly #cottageblr

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The downside of getting good grades early in the year is it gives people standards. Yeah I got an A but bet your ass that in two months I’ll be dragging behind everyone. Stop expecting things of me, I’m not real.

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“We expect you to be putting in as many hours of independant study as hours you spend in school.” Bitch how many hours do you think are in a day.

#school #a levels

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Top 10 members of the royal family:

10. They

9. Are

8. All

7. Fucking

6. Terrible

5. And

4. Deserve

3. The

2. Guillotine

1. Princess Diana

#Britain #the royal family #the crown #Princess Diana

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I may hate Britain immensely but I’m incredibly proud of the fact that our equivalent of 4th July is the 5th November, where we celebrate with fireworks and bonfires that one time a guy didn’t blow up parliament and with it the king.

#shitpost #britain #UK #4th of july #Guy Fawkes #James I was a gay icon