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LMAOOOO he wrote the narrative that he is doomed by 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😆😆🤣🤣 😂🫵

#HSY #!!!! #sent to me #narratomancy #and obligatory tag for #ptutu

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couples that listen to nightcore together stay together ^_^ ❤️

[ID: Two digital greyscale drawings of characters from Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint. First is a canvas with two semi-reallstic bust sketches. On the left, Kim Dokja smiles smugly. Text next to him reads: "absent father". On the right, Yoo Sangah leans her head back and smiles with one eye closed. There are hearts around her.

Second is a cartoony sketch of Sangah and Dokja walking together and holding hands with hearts around them. They both smile and wear one pair of wired earbuds together. The background is some bushes and a sky with clouds. End Id.]

#YAYYYYY 🥰🥰🥰🥰 #orv #doksang #described #so in love slava

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Knives: *entering the afterlife* My brother is where he wants to be...spending his days at their sides....perhaps I will find some form of peace here....

Wolfwood: *swinging an entire fucking couch at the back of Knives' head*

#GREAT POST. #trigun #trimax

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as my bitch friend sasuke would say……….tch…………..pathetic

#naruto #that's my queue #naruto speech bubble tbqh

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SV AU where Shen Yuan transmigrates into a dragon.

It's not so bad, at first. He's an extremely magical sort of dragon so he can easily take on a humanoid shape, and he has dominion over an entire mountain, with a magical gate that leads to his palace. Said palace has a fully stocked treasury, a library, garden, etc, with the only real downsides being that the place is kind of huge and very difficult for a neet with limited housekeeping or landscaping skills to keep up with. The original dragon had enslaved a bunch of fairy spirits to do it for him, but since Shen Yuan has moral objections to that, he'd let them all go and they'd run off before he could even think to offer to hire any of them as paid employees instead. Not that he can blame them for being in a hurry to get gone.

He does his best, and generally enjoys being a dragon lazing on his mountain, or wandering the beauty of his palace and investigating the books and scrolls kept there. He doesn't actually seem to need to eat or drink, so that's not really an issue, and nobody looks keen to bother him. But after a few months the dust starts to really pile up, and trying to figure out how to do his own laundry without modern equipment leads to several disasters, and even though he doesn't need to eat he's starting to think it would be quite nice to have a fancy sit-down dinner and enjoy it for its own sake anyway. He has an enchanted larder but his food prep skills aren't up to much.

So, Shen Yuan ventures away from his mountain. He keeps to his human disguise when he's not traveling, and at first tries to hire on some help from a nearby city. But when he explains that he lives on the mountain, he realizes the difficulty, because everyone in the area knows that only the dragon lives there. So they all think he's either a liar or a fraud, or some servant of a nefarious supernatural creature angling to trick and possibly devour them.

Shen Yuan tries approaching another town in his dragon form, to see if anyone will actually deal with him if he's being upfront and honest about the situation, but the townspeople just panic. He returns to his mountain to rethink his strategies, and in the meanwhile the alarmed locals hire a swordsman to go after him. The guy gives him a few very painful cuts before Shen Yuan mostly-accidentally sends him careening into a boulder. One broken arm later the swordsman is gently persuaded that the pay he was offered isn't worth the effort on this job, and leaves.

Discouraged, Shen Yuan decides he's gonna give this one last try. He picks the second closest city, flies up, and is like yes hello, yes I am indeed a dragon, no I'm not trying to burn down your walls, yes it would be excellent if you stopped shooting arrows at me, look they don't even get past the scales? It's kind of silly? Okay, yes, thank you very much. Good. Now, the thing is, I'm looking for some people. I want to take them back to my mountain with me, to my incredibly nice palace, and -- what was that? A princess? No no I don't want a princess, what would I even do with one? If anything I'm looking for the complete opposite of a princess!

Anyway, the locals take this to mean that the dragon is demanding a sacrifice in the form of a pretty boy of no particular pedigree, and Shen Yuan takes this to mean that he's finally made his case clear and they're going to dig up someone who is willing to overlook his being a dragon in exchange for free room and board and fair wages out of his massive treasury.

SY's a bit disheartened when the entire city could only apparently turn up one such person -- an underfed teenage boy who looks at Shen Yuan like, despite the situation, he is still expecting to be eaten at any moment. Poor thing! But at least having one servant means he can potentially get more, especially if it all goes well. The lad can tell others that working for a dragon isn't so bad! Well, provided that he doesn't give up in alarm at the state of the mountain palace.

For his part, Luo Binghe at first thinks he's definitely going to get eaten, and then that this dragon is weirdly nice about planning to eat him, and then that maybe the dragon has other (even less savory!) plans for him, until finally he sees the state of the dragon's laundry and the foot-thick layer of dust in the corners, and gets completely distracted. Mortal terror forgotten, those floors should not be that filthy, Lord Dragon respectfully that isn't how anyone should prepare rice either, but oh Binghe has never seen a kitchen so nice before in his life...!

Anyway, needless to say, it works out just fine.

#SO FUCKING GOOD!!!!!!!!!! #svsss #svsss fanfic #sent to me

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Kabru trying his usual approach to undermining people against Laios is so funny. It’s like he’s a grandmaster at chess, poker, and everything else that requires mind-games coming up to a guy, fully expecting to beat him at any game under any circumstances, only to realize he didn’t prepare for the one thing he’d actually be faced with, which is a hotdog eating contest against a guy whose friends call him “the vacuum cleaner”.

#JDJFJFJ #dunmeshi

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AN-TI-BO-DIES

#DELIGHTFUL!! #star trek #star trek tos #described

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First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time

#JOONGDOK #also well. #bingqiu

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Laios learning the siren song and scaring them away is really a damn shame because he is actually a FUCKING GOOD SINGER

#i saw it captioned 'singing offtune' BUT HE LITERALLY WASN'T?? #dunmeshi

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Request time! For @t-misaki Shen Yuan/Shen Jiu, why not both!

cucumber vs pickle

#KILL HIM SY! #svsss #described #that's my queue

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new poem called "OTZI AWAKE". it's right here so you don't have to subscribe to my substack but i'd love it if you did

#OHHHHH..... #poetry #described #tysm for the id!!!

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[ID: A post-canon Naruto comic. Sasuke sits in a clearing, smiling fondly at nothing while holding his phone. He thinks, "Naruto is always sending me joke texts and videos I don't understand but he thinks I'd like. I should probably send him one back so he knows I appreciate him."

We see his phone open to his chat with "Usuratonkachi."

Sasuke: (Photo of two frogs) This picture of toads fighting made me think of you and me.

Naruto: 😳😂

Lmao those toads are exhibiting mating behavior

So yeah it is us lololol

Sasuke screams "Fuck!" and yeets his phone across the clearing. End ID]

Do your best, Sasuke-kun!

#NARUTO KNOWING WHAT FROG MATING LOOKS LIKE IS SO CUTE ALSKDJHF #naruto #described #described by me #op please add this id to the original post to make it more accessible! in plain text w/o a readmore :) make any edits necessary!

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[ID: Two screenshots of tags. The first says "#and carl". The second is from @/cogcltrcorn and reads, "#the posts candace makes about jeremy are indistinguishable from posts doofenshmirtz makes about perry #'I need to put him in some sort of contraption and maybe shrink him and carry him in my pocket'- could have been either of them." End ID]

Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

#HAAA #pnf #described #described by me #op please add this id to the original post to make it more accessible! in plain text w/o a readmore :) make any edits necessary!

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[ID: A collection of official Scum Villain art by velinxi paired with Tumblr posts.

Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu speaking conspiratorially + "*grabs your hand* no... WE'RE back on our bullshit"

Shang Qinghua looking teary +

"How To Validate A Child's Work Without Swearing and Saying "Lil Dude That's Fuckin Sick"" hungwy

Shen Qingqiu putting the guanyin pendant around a crying Luo Binghe's throat + "ok first of all i didnt "miss" the red flags i looked them and thought yeah thats sexy"

Tianlang-jun smirking inside his coffin + "they hate me for being a slut tbh and maybe also the killings too but that's unlikely"

Zhuzhi-lang looking nervous + ""isn't he so cute?" *picture of the wettest moo pathetic looking guy you've ever seen*"

Sha Hualing yanking on Liu Mingyan's veil + "They hate me for my girlish whimsy and the cannibalism". End ID]

FREE MY GIRL SHA HUALING SHE DID NOTHING WRONG!! ( those murder charges are just part of her personality smh )

#LOVEEE #svsss #described #described by me #the tlj one is so good aksjdhf #op please add this id to the original post to make it more accessible! in plain text w/o a readmore :) make any edits necessary!

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[ID copied from alt: A drawing of Toph Beifong with a widened stance and raised fists. She wears a sleeveless bodysuit with a black upper half and a yellow and green geometric patterned lower half, black arm warmers with yellow and green arm bands, and large beaded bracelets on her wrists and ankles. She also wears sweatpants rolled up to her knees and tied off with green cloth, and bandages that cover the soles of her feet and her shins. Large rocks surround her feet and there are more rocks floating in the air behind her elbow. She is glaring. End ID]

topher

#SO TRUE!!!! #atla #described

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airplane is my favorite character in anything ever

#really have no words he's just the best ever #svsss #described #that's my queue #fave #i love how you draw sqh so much op

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Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Kim Dokja/Yoo Joonghyuk

Characters: Kim Dokja, Yoo Joonghyuk

Additional Tags: Minor Han Sooyoung/Kim Dokja/Yoo Joonghyuk, sorry hsy is fully offscreen because these two are so very unemployed, Post-Canon, post-epilogue, by a solid few years!, Novel Spoilers, Hurt/Comfort, you think this is going to be funny bisexual shenanigans and then BOOM, contemplations on mortality and grief, … hence the rating it’s a mild fic otherwise

Yoo Joonghyuk gets glasses. Kim Dokja does not take it well.

#happy saturday i think you guys should give my fic a try!!! #orv #orv fanfic #srb