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Dursley Logic

Vernon: I never wanted you anyways, Harry Potter u wizard scum. I hate having to pay for u

Hagrid: oh I'll take him free of charge to go to an elite school

Vernon: what no he must stay in the cupboard

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Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

#harry potter #Fred and George #hp

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my future child: m... m...

me: wow! come quick! i think she's about to say mama! her first words!

baby: mr. and mrs. dursley, of number four privet drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.

me: merlin's beard

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Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (2001) dir. Chris Columbus 

#harry potter #hermione granger

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NOTHING is funnier to me than the fact that Dumbledore literally designed the PERFECT protection for the Philosopher’s Stone but still let the McGonagall enchant a giant chess set and Snape make a Legend of Zelda puzzle purely for the DRAMA of it all. And y'all say Dumbledore wasn’t ever visibly gay.

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Anyone got a hot take on Gen Z students at Hogwarts?

#harry potter #hp

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harry potter’s entire ootp characterisation in one emoticon

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

#harry potter #hp

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Harry: What are we gonna do?

Ron: I don’t know. Maybe pizza?

Harry:

Ron:

Harry: About Voldemort, Ron.

#harry potter #hp #voldemort #ron weasley

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Never forget in POA when Harry blew up aunt Marge, ran away, AND THEN proceeded to plan his life as an outlaw

#harry potter #hp

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#inktober day 14: lumos✨

#harry potter #hp

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“I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.” ― Helen Keller

#harry potter #hp #ron weasley #hermione granger #harry james potter

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harry potter books as clickbait articles

Crazy But True… This Man Will Do ANYTHING To Live Forever!

You Won’t Believe This Bathroom’s Incredible Secret

How Did One Man Escape Azkaban? The Answer Will Blow Your Mind

Uh-Oh! Here’s One Enchanted Goblet Mixup You CAN’T Miss

These Kids’ Reactions To Their New Teacher’s Rules Is Inspiring

Is It Cheating? One Student’s Trick To Acing Potions Class

7 Objects You Didn’t Know Contained Pieces Of The Dark Lord’s Soul

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Harry and Ginny doodles ^-^

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what’s the most disturbing HP fanfiction you’ve ever read?

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im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

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#ron weasley #harry potter #hp #the fast and the furious

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Morning of March 1st, Ron’s birthday ♥

#Romione #Hermione Granger #Ron Weasley #Harry Potter