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purplelurkinghini · 5 days

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About the "REVERSE TROPE" can I request the prompt: "Nursing home au"? And for the "SHIP" can I ask "Jonathan Crane x Cornelius Stirk x reader ?" And you decide if there's some smut or not.

(I really love your fics with these three! Thank you so much for writing about them !🫶🏻)

Send me a reverse trope + ship and I’ll finally write something a drabble

You’re more than welcome, but I’m the one who should be grateful to have readers! So thank you for being one and for indulging me with this request! This is a drabble, so it’s more of an energy bar than a filling meal. I do hope you enjoy it regardless.

When you entered their room, you interrupted Mr. Crane and Mr. Stirk bickering like an old married couple. It amused you, but it seemed to add another wrinkle to each of their faces whenever you made this comparison. Neither of them had ever had a spouse, or any relationships outside of the nursing home for that matter.

‘You have each other now,’ you reminded them. ‘And you have me,’ you smiled and got both to show you their smile crease lines. ‘Now, are we all set?’

Mr. Stirk shielded himself with the curtain as he peered out into the courtyard. ‘The sun’s still out.’

You tried not to tease him about his vampiric habits. Unlike the nurse who examined him when he had first arrived at the home, you were charmed. Though the bite marks on her arm has long faded and most of his teeth have since fallen off, she remains convinced he’s some sort of blood sucker. But the new set he wears doesn’t have canines sharp enough to draw blood. You remind yourself of this every night as you trace the marks he left on your left breast.

‘The light o’ God ain’t killed you yet,’ Mr. Crane teases him, inching closer to the side of the bed where his cane was waiting for him. You had both found it was easier for him to go on your daily walks with it after the day you hurriedly humped his thigh into exhaustive ecstasy. ‘You gon’ keep the young lady waiting?’ He picked the straw hat he’d otherwise wear himself and tossed it towards his roommate.

‘No,’ Mr. Stirk shied away from your eyes, hiding his own behind the hat. ‘Forgive me, Miss.’ Then, he slowly slinked towards the door and held it open for you.

You promised you’d all be stopping by the office for sunscreen for Mr. Crane’s uncovered head, and the rest of their exposed skin. And you promised both men you’d go in the gardens, under the shade of the linden trees. There, you can expose your own skin, away from security cameras and prying eyes.

#Jonathan Crane #Scarecrow #Cornelius Stirk #Harvester #Jonathan Crane x Reader #Cornelius Stirk x Reader #Scarecrow x Reader #Harvester x Reader #fanfic #my fanfic #drabble

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purplelurkinghini · 7 days

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Hate at first sight scriddler? Lol

Send me a reverse trope + ship and I’ll finally write something a drabble

He thought he could stomach the sight of Jonathan Crane’s sour face from behind the burlap sack. However, him having cut holes for his steely blue eyes did mean Edward Nygma was getting cut to the bone.

‘When they told me you were going underground,’ he began, his baritone voice bouncing off of the concrete walls, ‘I assumed it would be a basement.’

‘How did you find me?’ The Riddler, the man who claims to have all the answers, asked.

‘I have your calling card,’ he motioned as if he was about to pull out such a card from one of the patches on his matted coat. After producing nothing save for an awkward silence, he proceeded. ‘Your clues, Edward.’

‘I left no prints, no paper-trail, no clues,’ he got heated, spitting fire directly into the man’s masked face as if to set it on fire.

‘You always do,’ he threw his eyes at him like daggers. ‘You can’t help yourself. Especially when you’ve failed to fill your prescription.’

‘I’m not your patient anymore, Crane!’

‘Not Crane,’ he corrected him, a needle suddenly appearing between the suffocating space between them. ‘Scarecrow.’

The first time Edward met him, he addressed him as Crane and doctor. But that was back when Dr. Jonathan Crane was still legally sane and working at Arkham Asylum. It was back when he still had power over Edward, still had a hold on his thoughts. He wanted nothing more than to get a hold of his patient’s mind back then. And he resented the doctor for it, for the sharpness of his eyes and how they sunk under his skin.

Now, as he is aquatinted with the Scarecrow for the first time, he sunk right back into those cold blue eyes and breathed in the burning flame that Dr. Crane had once ignited

‘You’re hiding in the dark like a rat, waiting for a bat to follow the breadcrumbs,’ Scarecrow spoke over the silence. ‘He’ll eat you alive, as he always does. Unless-’

‘Unless?’

‘We add poison at the end of the trail.’ The Scarecrow presented the syringe again. It was filled with distilated fear.

‘Are you making me an offer?’

‘No, Edward,’ he smiled behind the loose stitching, all chapped lips and yellowed teeth. ‘You’re asking me for help with your pest problem.’

Edward was ready to retch, to protest the man’s presumptions, when a shadow moved across his monitor: it was the pest passing a security camera.

‘I hate you.’

‘I know.’

#Jonathan Crane #Scarecrow #Edward Nygma #Riddler #scriddler #RiddleCrow #my fanfic #fanfic #drabble

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purplelurkinghini · 7 days

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Send me a REVERSE TROPE + SHIP and I’ll write a drabble

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

#I’m in a rut #and you’d be doing me a favor #by being my muse #NO PRESSURE #fanfic #my fanfic

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purplelurkinghini · 12 days

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insomnia hittin

#Jonathan Crane #Scarecrow

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purplelurkinghini · 12 days

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i just find the concept of this incredibly brilliant evil mad scientist being an exhausted college psychology professor to be the most amusing thing ever

#Jonathan Crane #Scarecrow

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purplelurkinghini · 12 days

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I always end up sketching him with a scowl

#Jonathan Crane #Scarecrow

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purplelurkinghini · 12 days

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I'm back with what started as a silly little sketch but ended up convincing me to start drawing him more unkempt now

#I need him #NOW #Jonathan Crane #Scarecrow

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purplelurkinghini · 12 days

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Playing around with the idea that Cornelius remembers a lot of things that the other rogues weren't there for yet

#I HAVE THE SAME HEADCANON #that could easily become canon because he’s been there for 16 years #before his own debut in THEE canon #Cornelius Stirk #Jeremiah Arkham #The Joker

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purplelurkinghini · 15 days

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Batmeme ehehheheheheheh

#Oh #he’s just like me #for realsies #Scarecrow #Jonathan Crane #Batman #Bruce Wayne #Is this BatCrow #though #?

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purplelurkinghini · 18 days

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‘twas grace that taught my heart to fear (and grace my feared relieved (x)

#Jonathan Crane #Scarecrow #Cornelius Stirk #Harvester #The Scarecrow #The Harvester #I drew them smoking #instead of lighting one myself #aaand instead or drawing an actual scene for the fic #orrr writing one or two or maybe a whole chapter #fanart #my fanart

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purplelurkinghini · 24 days

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You, sir, have been to church. Very good. (x)

Da Vinci's Demons (2015) S3:E3 || Batman Unburied (2022) S1:E1 || Da Vinci’s Demons (2015) S3:E3 || Batman Unburied (2022) S1:E3 || Da Vinci's Demons (2015) S3:E3 || The Harvester by ilovedust || Blake Ritson as Girolamo Riario in Da Vinci's Demons (2015) S3:E6 || Batman Unburied (2022) S1:E1

Welcome under the cut!

Now that you’re here, I advise you to sit down for a minute while I talk at you about this post.

It’s been sitting in my drafts since February. I actually got around to screen capping and gif making as soon as I finished season 2 and 3 of Da Vinci’s Demons. I had already watched the first season back in 2013. And I’m pretty sure I was the only one watching it. Well, there was me and the mysterious stranger who put it up on this one illegal streaming website that I’m not even sure exists anymore.

However, everyone else was all about ice zombies and fire-proof dragons back then, so I had nobody to talk to about it. I ended up having GOT watch parties with my friends and putting DVD in the back of my mind.

Now, why did I binge two entire seasons of decade-old television? Because Pinterest recommended a couple of Count Riario (Blake Ritson) pins to me and I experienced a flashback to my first ever exam season. Yes, I did take breaks to snack on junk food and watch David S. Goyer’s Renaissance Men Fight Demons (Bisexuality).

Why, yes, the show does have the same producer/head writer as Batman Unburied! The man sure loves himself some Tortured Geniuses (Leonardo & Bruce) and Catholic Guilt-Ridden Serial Killers (The Harvester & The Count in the last season). And so do I!

Alright, you can get up now!

Thank you for reading!

#Batman Unburied #Cornelius Stirk #Harvester #The Harvester #Da Vinci’s Demons #Girolamo Riario #Blake Ritson

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purplelurkinghini · 28 days

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