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Elephant trunk snake facts?

elephant trunk snakes are completely aquatic and covered with tiny, velvety scales and baggy skin that make it almost impossible for adults to move around on land!

that's okay though, because wild elephant trunk snakes tend to pick up a thick covering of algae on those weird scales that gives them extra camouflage in the water and makes them all look like they're sporting punk-rock hairdos.

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what the fuck is this monstrosity

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the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

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drop a heart break a name we’re always sleeping in and sleeping for the wrong team we’re going down - DOWN THAT GIN AND KEROSINE COME SPIT ON BRIDGES WITH - me tight hold me tight or - DONT CARE WHAT YOU - think in the form of crunching numbers in - HOTEL IN NEW YORK CITY THAT CHAINS - our tears, put em on - ICE CREAM HEADACHES AND - sweet so boycott - LOVE THE WAY YOU - hurt so lemme see your moves let me see your - MOVES TO FAST FOR YOU TO FIGURE IT - out cuz this is our culture these - NEW YEARS BABY YOU OWE ME THE BEST GIFT I - could be immortals immortals not for long for - LONG LIVE THE CAR CRASH HEARTS CRY ON THE COUCH ALL THE - poets are just kids who didn’t - MAKE A DARKER COLOUR - wooaah where did the party go we’re ending it on the phone….

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just phil being phil

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i am feeling very emotional ..this is unusual for me

this book is finally out of my mind and onto pages out now around the world. the idea that it will genuinely help people - make them laugh and feel closer to me, makes me feel like all the struggles i have been through have been worth something.

please, save yourself any time you would lose by not feeling as happy and peaceful as you deserve to. you aren’t broken or built that way, we all have the power to change how we feel and just have to understand how.

i am only here because of your support and the kindness and patience you have given me. thank you.

thisnightbook.com #thisnight https://www.instagram.com/p/CPBfK8XFVGu/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Yer a meme, Philly.

@amazingphil

#funny #zoom #cats #amazingphil #danielhowell

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Listening to an old radio show from the 40s. I have it on in the background so I'm not really paying attention when all of a sudden I hear this conversation between the husband and wife:

Husband: Come on! I'm a man!

Wife: And I'm a woman! That doesn't mean I'm a second class citizen.

And I just- You go, lady, tell him like it is.

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If anyone could kindly/patiently help us in any amount and by spreading my fundraiser, it would really mean a lot to us.

I'm making this post short.. but if you all wanted to know,I have a previous post in my blog..

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I've been on Tumblr for years, but my husband knows my main account so I started this side account.

I've seen Tumblr move mountains for people so I'm hoping and praying that you guys can move mountains for me.

I'm 26 years old. I've been with my husband since I was 16 and he was 20. I know now that he was attracted to me because I was young and manipulatable but at the time I was so flattered that an older college guy wanted to be in a relationship with me.

Looking back there were a lot of red flags. He didn't like any of my friends and he told me who I could hang out with and when. He told me that my school work wasn't important because I was going to be a stay-at-home wife after high school while he went out and earned a living. As teenager living in a household that was unstable and on the brink of collapse, the idea of having a strong man take care of me was very appealing and so I overlooked the red flags.

He liked to get me drunk. He'd take me to his shitty apartment and he would load me up with Mike's Hard Lemonade and Smirnoff Ice and then we'd fool around. I had a lot of pregnancy scares from 16-17 because he didn't like to wear a condom and when I was drinking it was harder for me to insist. When I was 18, I got on the pill at least. He was always pushing my boundaries in the bedroom. I'd say no to something and he'd give me the silent treatment until I let him do it. Or he'd just do it even though I said I didn't want to.

He graduated college the year I graduated high school, and we moved in together. From the beginning, he was controlling, keeping tabs on me and watching the bank account like a hawk, but I chalked it up to needing to be frugal. We were really poor, but he promised to take care of me.

Eventually, though, I had to get a job to make ends meet. He didn't like that. The first time he hit me was when I told him I'd been interviewing for jobs. It wouldn't be the last.

God, just. Ten years I let him tell me I was helpless without him, I was weak, and stupid, and only he would ever love me. I let him hit me. I let him separate me from my friends and family. I let him kick my cat.

But I'm done. I'm going to get me and Midnight out of here.

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Story Time

So today when I woke up and looked outside, we had a ton of snow. Like, a foot and a half of snow. Didn't think too much about it because it's cold as cold can be right now, so I'm not going to go outside. I went downstairs, made a pot of coffee, cooked some eggs, and chilled for a bit. My dad comes up to me after bringing wood in (our house is heated by a wood burning furnace) and says, "hey, I'm walking up to the gas station to get some soda, can you please go feed the goats?" Living on a farm we have 5 goats and some chickens, 2 dogs and 2 cats. I do the usual sweep to check if the baby chicks have food and the dogs and cats. I then look around for some boots because if I'm going outside in the snow I need boots that go up to my armpits. No such boots were found. A pair of bulky running shoes were though. Now since it is decently warm in my house, I had on my pajamas which consisted of a pair of booty shorts and a baggy band shirt. Seeing all the snow this morning though prompted me to put on a robe. My robe was bright green, fuzzy, and barely made it past my thighs. Of course I decide to walk out in the freezing cold in just this. My feet immediately sink into the mounds of snow right outside the door and my ankles feel like icicles. Do I go back inside and change being only 5 inches away from the door? No, I do not. I march on. I make my way through the yard and think 'the road is clear. If I make it to the road I won't freeze my legs off.' It was a brilliant plan...at the time. I run once my feet hit the street because of course there were cars coming and it was either run to avoid being killed or the snow. Once I reach the goat pen (my feet back in the snow), I walk in the trailer that holds the goat food and sit down. I was tired, I was cold, I wanted to be done. After i had kicked the snow out of my shoes, I tossed some hay to the goats and trudged back home. This one particular car drove so slowly that I had no choice but to walk beside it or in the tall piles of snow. I walked in the slushy snow on the side of the road and had to act like it was normal and that whoever was in the car wasn't staring at me. I finally make it back home. I stepped out of the running shoes, peeled off my wet socks, and collapsed on the couch. My dad gets home a little after me and asks if I fed the goats. I said yes I did and I told him I didn't think about putting actual clothes on, I just wanted to feed the goats and get it over with. I laughed a little like I was joking and he looked at me funny then doubled over laughing. He told me when he was at the gas station he was talking about how much snow there was and one of the workers said he saw a weird girl with long hair and no clothes walking toward my dad's house. He was talking about me. Now the whole town is going to know about the long haired girl with no clothes who walks in snow. I've become a local cryptid. From now on I'm going to hide in the house in shame and never interact with anyone ever again.

#story time #cryptid #snow #imgoingtobeahermit #cold #goats #dad #funny #laugh

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I need this movie ASAP