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So in the third night of my first ever DND campaign, my chaotic good half-elf fighter was charged with finding a lost boy in the woods. She goes to ask his friends what happened. Apparently not friends. They’re throwing eggs at houses and when I approached them and asked “hey kids! Can I ask you what happened to your friend Bobby?” the lead kid threw a fucking egg in my girl’s face. Outraged, she tackled the little bastard and held him by the nape of his neck. After getting my information, I shook him and told him “he was the worst piece of shit child I’ve ever met and that he doesn’t deserve happiness” then threw him in the dirt and my cat scratched him. Turns out they dared him to go into a cursed woods and he then was eaten by goblins. While talking to the mayor I informed him that that shit-fucking kid made this other child die. He agreed that reparations must be made and I tell him what happens in my town. I only want this bastard-ass kid to be nailed to a post by his ear. The half-orc bard then proceeds to yell at me for being evil and tries to get me out. The human sorcerer agreed with me. My character hates incorrigible children. Moral of the story. Don’t throw FUCKING EGGS IN MY FACE.

#dnd #dnd shenanigans #dnd storytime

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I feel like America is not goin to shit right now like everyone thinks. We are still so young and I think this is the time that America is trying to figure out what it wants to do. It’s a college student trying to figure out what major it’s goin for. Or like a middle schooler about to go to high school trying to work out all its angst and issues. America is just being a child trying to figure itself out.

#america #angst #figuringitout

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So I have a thought. You know how humans can only use a 10th of their brains? What if wizards are just able to access that next percent? That’s what makes them magical and they can live longer because their brains accessed that ability.

#muggle #harry potter

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So I have a rant. When it comes to Stranger Things, I think that Steve gets a really bad reputation in the first season as a douche. He’s not. He’s a teenager who has this girl whom he feels very deeply for and would do anything to protect. Idk about y’all but if my boyfriend caught another dude taking pictures of me naked through my window, then he would probably go to jail. Jonathan is fucking creepy no matter what his “intentions” were. Yes he did the thing with the sign but it was because he thought the girl of his dreams had cheated on him and he had douchey friends. He redeemed himself by fighting for both his girl and the pervert and by righting his wrongs. Does he have character flaws? Yes, but we all do. Plus I don’t go for the whole girl-loves-hot-dude-but-ultimately-falls-for-ugly-loner thing.

#stranger things #steve harrington #jonathan byers #nancy wheeler

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It seems that you can't be mature until you stop pronouncing it "ma-chore" and start saying "ma-tour"

#mature #notyet