sup im rd stands for red delicious got the lickins for some vicious persnickish snacks in the kitchen hold the table aint set the right setup whats clickin the silverwares not for deckin gotta cut through the chicken
now i have totally answered all these directly or indirectly so i did you a favor and spun a wheel to get another totally different question off this ask meme cause im a morbid lil guy i jingle keys i shake jars of dead things except not really because that could fuck up the solution or scratch it up or make the specimen tilt in a way that does not look as swag or preserved as it could be
anyway
If you could meet someone who has died, who would it be?
prince
i wanna know what his beef with weird al yankovic is
do you believe the dead ever come back and walk the earth?
yeah i answered this one
like we are the universe and the universe is us so whenever we die we turn into another part of this universe
but if youre talking like you walk the earth youre the same jackass ready to go to in n out for a combo meal
eeeh i dunno
maybe theres some ectoplasmic bureaucracy about conditions you gotta meet to pass on to the next slot of existence like you need jordans that fuck severely or haunt fifty night guards before the harvest moon or some bs
If you do believe in the afterlife, what kind of afterlife do you think awaits you?
sup
yeah i dont think about it too much i think like and this is gonna sound like some philosophers bullshit but you buckled those seatbelts in its my rollercoaster welcome to the zen house
i really am of the impression that everything around is the universe and were the ones fucking around falling in and out of love waging and ending wars with itself and shit
but then some of you guys are talking about like ghosts and shit and actual afterlife nonsense so what the fuck do i know
Have you ever taken someone’s life?
yeah i killed a couple crows when i was trying to figure out my sylladex not proud of it
sometimes i gotta mercy kill animals i thought was dead but wasnt only ever happened twice very heavy pair of nickels in my pocket
If you had to choose a way to die, what would you choose?
amusement park freak accident
Do you believe the dead ever come back to walk the earth?
please refer to the first question you popped in my box in which i accidentally answer this question
one of the aqua teen dvds had a "Play all" button which, if youre too young to remember dvds, would typically play every episode in order, but here it played them all at the same time. having that dvd changed me as a child
there’s comedian funny and there’s lunch table funny, and I imagine that most comedians would also be lunch table funny, but there are a lot of peoples who are witty in conversation that wouldn’t be good at writing a comedy sketch or doing stand-up
Walking around the apartment going "butter dog... he's the one with the butter" in my best anime dub boy protagonist voice until my roommate kills me oppa gruesome style
when the new kid at work accidentally sets one of the fryers on fire and he starts freaking out and he shouts ur name asking for help and u point at the bluetooth speaker that is currently playing Nuclear Fusion by King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard and u say "this song is microtonal" and he almost starts crying
Comme des Garçons 'ballerina motorbike' ss05 ph. ari marcopoulos
Rei Kawakubo’s take on a modern-y2k punk look using lash the seams with crude saddle stitching, and put it atop on a delicate swan lake-worthy tutu. “I thought about the power of the motorbike, the machine itself, and the strength of a ballet dancer’s arms” — rei kawakubo and her philosophical ideas and technical investigation into women and strength.