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#resting reblog #bobposting

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GOOD FOR YOU HELL YEAH

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

#resting reblog #YOU DESERVE BETTER

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She got divine madness pussy that no mage can resist

I can’t look away, though the horrors persist

#resting reblog #it’s me #I’ve got that divine madness pussy

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#resting reblog #this #I feel like I need a friendship this /lh antagonistic #it’s my favorite #…I need to watch more game changer

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“men aren’t pretty” wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong bad incorrect stop talking

#resting reblog #yeah goodness

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#resting reblog #they are getting MARRIED #true love #brings a tear to my eye

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why does it cost money

#resting reblog #let me have ittttt #no money just longing and maybe even love?

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HADES (2020) | HADES II (TBA)

#resting reblog #I’m so bisexual #look at them #simp time

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love dungeon meshi senshi's character design bc when he has the helmet on he looks like a fucking pokemon

and then he takes the helmet off and hes just a guy with a face and forehead and everything

edit:

to me he looks like this

#resting reblog #the hottest dungeon meshi man now the cutest

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iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

#resting reblog #he going for a drive

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i’m such a weak bitch for the fantasy of “This Protagonist Is So Nice And Empathetic That It Saves The Fucking World” that shit’s so metal, kindness in media is punk as hell

#resting reblog #THIS

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:/

Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

#resting reblog #:/

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a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

#resting reblog #maybe I should move to Canada /hj

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it's

bitch

#resting reblog #you bet your ass it is

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#resting reblog #me #all the time #just #yeah

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emperor kuzco was clearly gay

#resting reblog #yes #always yes #emperors new groove is my favorite 2d Disney film for a reason

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sobbing over this dungeon meshi page....

#dungeon Meshi #oh #cool #so we’re crying now