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Lalo in Chapter 73:

#hc's #madman!au #chapter 73

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Do I somehow like Mencken more than Matson? Yeah. I don't know how. I really don't... but that's how it be in the house of richeeduvie

#did I just read a bit of fanfiction of him? #yeah #maybe that helps #idk

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Stewy to Dog and Bone!Kendall finding out the friend he’s been talking about is his little brother’s 14 year old best friend:

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When is princesa gonna get rid of that baby

...do we want the baby to burn

#do we readers #do we #inbox #hc's #chapter 73 #madman!au #madman!reader

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Definitely not opposed to Karl x reader. Like I would suck his cock for days.

You know maybe I can’t really think of Karl like that cause he reminds me of my grandpa - like the mannerisms, not the looks. Can that be enough, can you imagine your grandpa sucking cock?

I think I got it wrong

#inbox #hc's #dog and bone!au #misc

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so your blog was killed and then brought back to life and you call yourself a manmademartyr? goodbye richeeduvie, welcome back Jesus ❤️

I liked the alliteration 😭 it’s kind of a pretentious name but I’m sticking with it - also thank you for welcoming me back! But the one person that compared himself to Jesus was John Lennon and he got himself glocked so let’s be a little quiet 🤫

#inbox #misc

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what happens when kendall and baby are able to talk again after tern haven? like what is that conversation like?

If Roman could help it, they barely talked to each other. Baby wanted to talk about it. Kendal wanted to talk about it. In the OG!AU, it’s very much a situation where Roman just interferes with any conversation they could have. He thinks it’s rape, or a very least something that was wrong. His brother is fucked up, his brother needs help - he loves him, but he needs to never go near Baby again.

Baby, after not be able to stop Roman from practically abandoning Tabitha and not letting her leave his place, wants the conversation she could have with Kendall to be something like closure. To just move on.

Kendall would like to move on with her. But if she got to talking first, he’d agree with Baby.

#inbox #hc's #drabble #succession fanfiction

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staring at the blank page before you open up the dirty window let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find reaching for something in the distance so close you can almost taste it release your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin no one else can feel it for you only you can let it in no one else no one else can speak the words on your lips drench yourself in words unspoken live your life with arms wide open today is where your book begins the rest is still unwritten

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Girl I’m so embarrassed I just bought a Roman Roy funkopop I found at Target 😭 I feel like being a Succession fan is the antithesis to being a funko pop collector. Which IM NOT- he just looked so pathetic as a bobble head I needed him 😔 now I have buyers remorse manifesting itself as a tummy ache, but I can’t tell if it’s from buying him or from leaving Shiv behind on the shelf. She looked fab, but it seemed like she needed me less yknow?

The only reason I haven’t bought any of the funko pops is cause I have an Etsy wishlist worth about 600 bucks of succession related things I want. I want this pathetic little freaks on my shelf so badly. And also, you made the right call, Shiv is able to stand on her own. Funko Roman? Not…not so much. And I’m like, sorta a funko pop collector. Ive got fucking Alexander Hamilton next to Dracula 😭

#inbox #Roman Roy #succession

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The letter Napoleon allegedly sent to Josephine saying “home in 3 days don’t wash” feels like something Roman would text Baby.

Girl. Anon, I love you. I made a post of this with Princesa and Lalo a long time ago 😭 I wish I could find it - you guys love to read some abt nasty motherfuckers.

I think Roman a weird relationship with cleanliness. Like he likes being clean, he doesn’t like when anyone has something, just a little something under their nails. He likes having sex with Baby while she’s clean. But I think he really enjoys the idea of being called a disgusting freak for wanting to have sex with her while she’s unwashed. I mean, yes. Roman does feel like he’s killing Baby if they have period sex, but it’s the idea of being called out for like her dirty, sweaty, smelly that gets him even more so than Baby actually being dirty, sweaty, smelly.

‘Don’t shower’

‘What’

‘You heard me, sluttleupagus’

‘Don’t shower.’

He gets gross and sweaty while he makes love to her anyway. Roman’s not gonna be the odd man out.

#inbox #hc's #drabble #dog and bone!au

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I’ll get your account flagged again if u don’t finish chap 73. (Close enough to threatening death?)

Chapter 73 of Madman is now out on AO3!!

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photo of me @ 3am seeing the AO3 notification that madman was updated

lmaooo plss I am taking this as a compliment and why is patrick drooling like that

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I’ll get your account flagged again if u don’t finish chap 73. (Close enough to threatening death?)

Chapter 73 of Madman is now out on AO3!!

#inbox #hc's #madman!au #lalo salamanca x reader #better call saul fanfic #chapter 73 #update

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Lalo takes his car to be washed with princesa and the newly born bebe (ball likes the colorful foam and the power washing noises); who does princesa run into when she goes inside to buy a drink and some smokes for Lalo? Heisenburg and his family.

Lalo comes in because his girl is taking too long chatting with these people, and suddenly he stops in his tracks

This is gonna have to be with a car he doesn’t care too much for (maybe a sleek van he bought just for Princesa to lug around all their bebes). He would not have his vintage collection of cars going through some American car wash. They are hand washed by Ciro.

Ciro is actually good at it cause he’s terrified of what would happened if he scratched the boss’s car or left streaks.

Sometimes car washing at the Salamanca house is an excuse for Lalo to see reader in a bathing suit get soapy in the sun.

Timeline wise, baby ball would be like 4 I think? But remember all the little ball siblings that follow! Just imagine them and all his younger bebes look at the newest little Salamanca watching all the colors - so cute! They try to smile when every time the noises come out and move their little hands and legs are and Mama and Papa are just so mesmerized.

I can’t say how Madman will fit into breaking bad, but the idea of Lalo already knowing who Walter White is before this creates a lot of story.

Reader walking in to see her old science teacher? May she just talks not knowing who he really is? Does she and does Lalo know she does? Does this mean Fring’s still thriving if Heisenberg exists?

Her getting herself a small coke (Lalo doesn’t like her drinking diet, he swears it does not taste the same) - and her buying smokes for him! Just because he makes fun of Ciro for smoking doesn’t mean he’s even clean of anything. But Princesa has made him promise not to smoke in the car.

Just imagine him waiting and talking to his kids until he sees his pretty girl taking too long talking. Making her comfortable with him made her too friendly. He steps in only to find…Walter White.

Knowing that this is a situation where Lalo knows him, imagine the face Walter makes when he sees Lalo Salamanca come in. Both of his students somehow wound up in the biggest drug industry in American and Mexican history

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ok but baby having issues after having baby jr., like seeing herself as unattractive - not that her body has changed much, just maybe some standard postpartum dysmorphia and roman just being like no, absolutely not.

“It’s not that-it just…I’m just different. Now, my body is-“

“I fell asleep inside of you. That’s like…not different. But also you could be very different and I’d still stuff you. Cause you’re just as much as a whore as you were six months ago.”

You sigh.

“So, fuck off.”

Your daughter coos in Roman’s arms. He turns her to you.

“I put this inside you and you don’t like what I did to you? That’s just fucking…”

And there, looking down, Roman looks so insecure. Purposeful in the face, but you can see that your own insecurities eat at him. How does he manage to make everything about himself?

How do you manage to always feel so bad.

“Roman-“

“Mm.”

“Roman.”

Roman lightly bites your little baby’s arm. She’s looking like her father like that’s normal, cause it is.

“I don’t wanna psychoanalyze you cause fuck that but also…I tell you you’re hot all the time? I do so every time you come back with “I’m ugly cause post baby means ugly” - I just feel like you could not give a shit about what I think.”

You blink.

“But no. Absolutely not, you baby-vat of insecurity. Tell mommy what I said.”

The baby in Roman’s arm just comes up to eat at your cheek.

“I’ll try my best.”

You will, if it means that Roman’s word is truth.

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It’s Madman day! And in celebration of it, I have a question that’ll help me prioritize what’s going on with the fic. I’ve been feeling guilty that the past three chapters have been published once out of the month, with a good chunk of the recent chapters coming every two/three weeks. I gotta stop making promises lol, So please tell me!

I’ll be putting this in the notes for chapter 73 so there’s more of a fair vote. Please do tell me!

#madman!au #poll #update