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Alexa joins the guys to talk about about burning man, dessert themed attractions, and the orgy dome(s). 

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Nick drops by to read through a giant box of love letters he's received and the guys wonder why they never got any. 

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Can you have Beth Meroski on as a podcast guest? For no reason other than that she is a total fox.

I’ll ask her, but I’m almost positive she’ll say no.

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The guys discuss the finer things in life, like LSD, Salvia, and Magic Mushroms. Bley also recounts the time he became an interior decorator, and RJ looks for deeper meaning in Jurassic Park. 

#Dating #girls #podcasts #drugs #idiots #advice

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A brand new episode of my dating podcast, “RJ & Bley Suck at Girls” is out! Another week, another tale of woe. This week, we discuss being deliberate, aka “how to not play games” (or how to make someone else stop playing them).

Also, I talk about my newest project, Operation: One Dish. Apparently it’s stupid? I don’t know. You be the judge.

Make sure to like our Facebook page, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts so you don’t miss a moment of the (admittedly very awkward and depressing) action!

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What the fuck?! ANOTHER new episode!? That’s right, baby! In this episode (with our good pal Sona Movsesian), I tell the story about how I mistakenly thought that one of my friends wanted to be “friends with benefits”, and I confronted her about it. Oh boy. Never do that, kids. Never, EVER do that. So… Yeah. I can’t wait for her to see this Tumblr post and then listen to this episode so I can relive all the emotional horror of that night! Why am I doing this podcast again? 

Anyway, please like our RJ & Bley Suck at Girls FB page and subscribe on iTunes (http://apple.co/2gWKc3N). I hate myself. Enjoy the episode.

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It's not the podcast that the internet deserves, but it's the one that it needs right now. Brand new episodes start Wednesday - so "Like" the new Facebook page (here: http://bit.ly/2gUPfSi) and subscribe on iTunes right now so you don't miss a single moment of that sweet sweet cringe: http://apple.co/2gWKc3N.

Apologies in advance. To everybody.

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Can you hook me up with Sona?

Let me ask her boyfriend.

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Aaron, you're a fucking inspiration to me and I want to give you all the hugs in the universe. Maybe you have some advice for a woman who always dates women who treat her like shit? That's me. Literally every woman I meet just wants to use me for a fling, and I have no more time for that bullshit. I have a busy job that I love and a fucking awesome life, and I don't need someone to "complete" me, but want to stop this destructive pattern of getting emotionally drained every time I let someone in

Hey, thanks very much! 

We date the people we think we deserve, so my advice is to not date anyone - or have any flings - for a year. Seems like a long time, but then again, you need to make a clean break from this fucking merry-go-round of shitty emotional choices that you’ve decided to ride. 

During your YEAR OFF (and I’m serious: make it a fucking year, dude), concentrate on putting yourself first and loving yourself. You’re getting emotionally drained because you’re having to work at making someone like you. And the reason you’re okay with that kind of terrible, unacceptable behavior is because you think you don’t deserve anyone better. And maybe you don’t. That’s up to you, choco.

Wanna play a fun game I just made up? It’s called “If Feelings Were Money”. It goes like this:

If I told you we can hang out, but only on the condition that you pay me $20 every time we hang out - and I would never pay you any of that money back or ever loan you any money should you need it - what would you say? You would tell me to go fuck myself. So why are you freely giving away something even more precious - your emotional energy, your feelings of self worth, precious minutes of your life on this earth that are ticking away moment by moment that you will never have back - to be with them when they are not giving you anything in return? That’s just bad business.

Also, do me a favor and stop lying to yourself about not feeling like you need anyone to complete you. Obviously you do, or else you wouldn’t let all these people treat you like shit. Take some time off and actually concentrate on making your life awesome instead of trying to convince me, a stranger on the internet, that it is. If your life was truly that awesome, you wouldn’t litter it with people who don’t care about you the way they should. If you care about your yard, you don’t let people throw trash in it. Right? Right. Good luck. - Bley

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Man, there is some fucked up, voodoo curse style shit going on 2016. I don't remember a worse year, and I don't believe in god/spirits/curses. But it's been one thing after another. Fucking depressing as all hell. Thoughts?

Concentrate on what’s good in your life and keep grinding it out. The pendulum will eventually swing back your way. - Bley

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I did a similar thing, I looked at a mutual friends FB and that prompted me to peek at my ex's FB, (the one who is a dr, has a kid, he even has a beard like bley!) at first it made me kind of depressed, but, not anymore. He is part of MY PAST! He was not meant to be, and I no longer live in the past, I live in the present and the FUTURE! Look forward, stop dwelling in the past!

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Tonight I went onto gmail and google searched my ex's emails. Everything before we dated, and after. Now I feel like shit. And I feel sad. And that I'll never get over him. It's been a long time. I don't know what to do and I feel lost.

Here’s what I like to say about the internet and exes: If you go looking for pain, you’ll find it. You’ll get over him, I promise you. But don’t do that shit again. Find something either positive or creative to do with your time, and whenever you feel sad about your ex, do that thing instead. Pour enough time over anything and it'll stop hurting. Trust me on this. Good luck. - Bley

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One of the many things that makes cosplay so awesome is that absolutely anyone can do it. The Department of Awesome Parenting salutes the Cosplay Parents, a mother and father duo who, inspired by their cosplaying daughter, are taking advantage of their retirement to cosplay their hearts out.

They like to cosplay complementary, age-appropriate characters such as Carl and Ellie from Pixar’s movie Up (as though Ellie survived to go adventuring with Carl) or Captain America and Peggy Carter as though they were able to grow old together. Awww!

Follow the Cosplay Parents on Facebook to check out more of their delightful and heartwarming costumes.

[via Fashionably Geek]

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