Thinking really hard about green. About glowing and goo and grass. So many things can be green. Hope this helps. 馃挌
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have you ever seen a dog
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>see dumb opinion
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>omelas
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i made the babies matching sweaters
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bro what was in that edible
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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. CRAB 馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃馃
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When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out
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Shout out to this one woman from Blair Witch Project. According to the directors everyone involved in the scene was a plant, except for her, some random woman from the real Burkitsville who was asked about the Blair Witch and immediately made up a story about seeing a documentary on the Discovery Channel about disappearing hunters. While carrying a child. Unsung MVP of horror
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and i WONT be attending book club next week so you can just FORGET it. wrinkle in time is SCARING ME and you guys just aren鈥檛 that sweet to me lately
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well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object
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are any of us really saying "horror" in a way that is understandable to listeners?
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I鈥檝e been playing so much sudoku. You have no idea how much sudoku I鈥檓 playing. Every time I close my eyes I see the grid. I鈥檓 making moves in my sleep. 179432568. 653897124. 824516937. 915683742. 246175893. 387249615. 561724389. 498351276. 732968451. This morning before I was fully awake I was playing sudoku in my head. I rise with the dawn. I鈥檓 a warrior of numbers. You鈥檙e nothing to me.
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I鈥檓 in the process of organizing a gofundme for a family to get out of Gaza and into Egypt. If anyone with a big following on Twitter can help me spread it there, please let me know.
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