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I'm manifesting 🙏🏻

#critical role

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*takes off anon mask like a scooby doo villain" HELLO IT IS I

LIZZ HI ILYSM PAL 🥺🥺❤️

#ask #noahczreny

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hi pal! february's almost over so here's an (incomplete) list of things about megan that i admire:

- how great you are at working with kids, and your passion for the misunderstood middle graders

- your sense of humor

- your funky fresh sense of style

- how motivated and passionate you are about wanting to change the world for the better

- your endearing typos

hope you have a v good day!

xox your secret soc anon

bro 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 ilysm

#ask #anonymous

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#critical role

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hi hello! i hope you're having a lovely week and not getting snowed in too badly. i dont know if you were a youtube kid, but i feel like every greeting i have is somehow tied to old youtube videos; hi hello makes me feel like im starting a livelavalive video

ANYWAYS i saw a tiktok this morning of this dude building his dog an entire room inside his house, he made a fake window seat and everything for him. if that isn't goals idk what is. the pupper looked so happy and it was adorable. i cant send dog pics on anon but just picture a smiling golden retriever and thats what that doggo looked like

xox your secret soc anon

hello pal! hope ur doing well ily!!! we definitely have a lot of snow but that’s the curse of the midwest i suppose. i was SUPER into british youtubers in middle school and i know exactly what you’re talking about lmaoo. also that is SO adorable and someday i will own a house and build my pets their own room 

#ask #anonymous

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hello ! i hope you're having a lovely day and start to your week. let's play a little game maybe?

give me your most played song by your fav artist, your favourite vine reference, your favourite comfort meal, a quote that you use all the time that people don't catch often and one podcast you think everyone in the world should listen to

xox your secret socnet anon

wait this is so cute 🥺🥺 ily and i hope you also had a good day!

i can’t pick a favorite artist but i’ve been listening to a lot of mxmtoon lately and my most played song by her is seasonal depression (topical i know)

favorite vine reference is probs road work ahead or everyone say colorado

favorite comfort meal is just anything with copious amounts of cheese

i have a sticker on my water bottle that says “i think dogs should vote” and it’s also my twitter bio and used to be my tinder bio and everyone always thinks i’m just really into dog civil rights when it’s actually from an extremely cursed monster factory video

i think everyone should listen to penumbra bc it’s SO unapologetically gay and has a v good plotline and found family and did i mention how gay it is

#ask #anonymous #secret socnet anon

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what if I made my final project for a college class arguing my immortal’s cultural merit as a piece of digital folklore… haha just kidding… unless???

#iconic

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THE LINES ARE AWAKE. We welcome you to Henrietta, Virginia, the quaint yet mystical town that has lured in adventurers and home to the unexplainable. You can go to Nino’s to grab a bite, or perhaps you’re here to join the notorious boys at Aglionby Academy. Or maybe, just maybe, you’re here to find something bigger. 

Cabeswater is once again looking for seekers to make their home among the denizens with a shared desire for more than just a mundane world, who can help in the quest for the supernatural. Do not take this offer lightly; the world of dreamers and ley lines is more dangerous than at first glance. Do you have what it takes?

Keep reading

#boost

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i hope this email doesnt find you

#this is a real line from a work email i got today and i’ve been howling over it for hours #shut up megan

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it’s a good day

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Bernie Sanders

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isn't it crazy that there's only 6 episodes of the mbmbam tv show but it spawned SO many memes

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no ❤️

#ask #helenspirals

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why

#ask #helenspirals

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“What is a witch but a woman men cannot quiet?”

— Carla Sofia Ferreira, from “Fragments Shored Against Our Ruins,” published in Honey & Lime (via lifeinpoetry)

#words

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Margaret Atwood, from “Owl And Pussycat, Some Years Later”, The Door

#words

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Okay i know it’s been eight months but you bet your ass I’m still thinking about the good place.

Jason, whose impulsivity had gotten him killed, sitting in the forest for basically a couple eternities (like a monk, lol) waiting for the not-a-girl that he loved to come back so that he could give her the necklace he made for her.

Tahani, whose whole life had basically been performative, finally learning to do things for herself simply because she wanted to, being completely independent and self-sufficient, and then spending her eternity actually, truly helping others and working up from the bottom to be an architect for no reason other than that she wanted to help others as she had been helped.

Chidi, whose life had been tormented by anxiety and indecisiveness, finally able to comfortably, confidently make decisions quickly and easily, and who decided he was ready to make the one truly irreversible decision even though he’d be doing it alone.

Michael, who had spent an eternity unsure of his purpose, around since the beginning of time and who had been listless and unable to truly experience anything new, being able to become human and truly experience everything for the first time with the kind of excited naïveté that had fascinated him in humans.

Janet, whose entire purpose had been to serve others, learning to experience emotion, fall in love, and carve a life for herself that included meaningful relationships and being on equal ground with people, and having a life outside of the service she’d been created for, with her own wants and desires.

And finally, Eleanor, whose selfishness had been her fatal flaw, learning to care about others to such an extent that she was the last of the group to move on, unable to go through the final door until she knew for certain that everyone she cared about and everyone who had helped her along her way would be taken care of. And that the last thing her essence did before returning completely into the universe was to inspire a selfless act of kindness in others that ended up helping her loved ones.

All for a show whose last line was ‘take it sleezy.’

#tgp