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I had an upsetting dream last night.

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Something is pulling me

I feel the gravity of it all

#wolf's rain #fanart #lovely #Q

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Just say the weird thing!!! you will attract a crazy girl who wants to be your best friend.

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"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

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some eevee and eeveelus

#pkmn #fanart #adorable #Q

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Pokémon Humanization Project

303. Mawile

303. Mega Mawile

Brother and Sister <3

#pkmn #fanart #love them #Q

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“migraine with aura” sounds so cool . like some sort of ability. but it is in fact not cool at all

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It had almost escaped my notice that it is now May, the month that dooms to a heartbroken death 99% of characters from folk ballads. So, if you suspect you may be a character from a folk ballad, for your own safety: 

don’t fall in love, don’t go by the river, don’t go to the sea, don’t talk to sailors, don’t gamble, don’t ramble, don’t go North, don’t go North-West, don’t stand in the wind, don’t dance with anyone named Sally, Sue, Mary, Ann, or Barbara, don’t go to the pub (but if you do go to the pub at least don’t drink, and if you do drink at least pay for your own drink, and if you are absolutely broke and have to let someone else pay for your drink then at the very least do try not to forget to toast everyone you know whom you think might be there very loudly and possibly multiple times), don’t lend money, don’t borrow money, don’t wish you had more money, don’t make plans to make more money, don’t start working for a new employer, absolutely do believe anyone who says they will try to kill you, curse you, or maim you, absolutely do believe anyone who says you might die, turn down every invitation to go a-hunting, horse-riding, or a-courting, be wary of flute players you meet on your path, don’t dance with satanic men in black coats, don’t marry off your daughters to the first man who’ll have them, and don’t promise your true love any herbs you can’t readily plant and gather in your own garden. 

There. That should just about cover you for 31 days. Heed the warnings and you may have a chance to last the month. Good luck.

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if you vote yes, please tell me which color(s)!

#torts & calicos are sexed linked #the issue is #there are sometimes animals that have XXY (Klinefelter Syndrome) #as well as chimeras where there are 2 cats in 1 body #and there are color variations that look similar but are not sex linked #so its not 100% but yes I assume a tort/calico is female

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Dad: I like how you got a sledgehammer to dissemble those shelves instead of a regular hammer Me: I THOUGHT it was the rubber mallet because they're the same shape/size Dad: until you picked it up Me: yeah Dad: but you used it anyway Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ couldn't find the rubber mallet and it was already in my hand

#apparently the rubber mallet broke #it never occurred to me to use a regular hammer #its fine the shelves were dismantled and nothing broke while I was swinging that sucker around

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Kabru

#dungeon meshi #fanart #lol perfect #Q

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actually i love growing older and learning how i work as a person like realizing what kinds of fabrics feel best on my skin or what brand of yogurt i like best or how I want to be touched. watching myself change, enjoying brussel sprouts when I used to hate them as a child, understanding why I got angry in that one conversation 10 years ago… there are so many mysteries inside me that i have yet to unravel and there will always be more and sometimes i think maybe its all worth it

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reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting