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“You and I will figure it out.”

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“I know it’s not all you have to offer because I’ve seen what joy you bring me”

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my throne is his lap and my kingdom is his body

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and if I went up to heaven and pressed my ear against the gates it would sound just like you

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getting your period on christmas is like capital punishment

#this is genuinely the worst thing that’s happened to me on christmas #worse than getting your period at a family holiday but like RIGHT on christmas #im in hell

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oh? that gap in my resume? yes. that is around the time when I wanted to Kill Myself

#me irl #i have been thinking about this for weeks #chronically insane Friday

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#jermaposting #jerma985 #catboy jerma #jerma dollhouse #me irl #jerma edit #jerma fancam #jermamite #jermacore #at least i can be extremely silly in here #my silly thoughts #shitpost #my silly burger anime boy

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twitter died im back to connecting with my roots

#my silly thoughts #goofy #honestly every time I move to a social media it dies tbh #at least I can be extremely silly in here

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why are they named cowboys if they don’t ride cows. Actually for the matter of fact if there are cat girls who aren’t there cow boys???? When did we fail this badly as a society

#shitpost #important #signal boost #literally when did we fail like this. I want to see a cow boy immediately

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“what r u going to therapy for” my good bitch what does it look like

#do I look stable to you #goddamn

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Bi women shouldn’t have to degrade themselves for liking men. M/f relationships are not an enemy, and bi people are not lesser for being in one. It’s okay to have preferences. Embrace your bisexuality as full, you’re not betraying anybody for falling for a man and you don’t have to degrade your partners because you resent that part of yourself. You’re not gay for dating a woman or straight for dating a man. You’re you, and that’s beautiful.

#bisexual #bisexuality #lgbtq

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I wish neil cicierega was real

#neil cicierega

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i do not know anything about a president ever. if you ask me the only political figure I desire to know about is neil cecereiga

#neil cicierega

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ockg......fugus.......

#fungus #mushrooms

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rawr

#shitpost #grinch x tony the tiger #grinch #grony

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