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Spring rain

#neuvillette #genshin impact #pahsiv #genshin #melusine #Goodluck on your pulls

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When you take a long forest stroll with your grandfather, and then he starts talking about Japanese initiative of tree hugging and suddenly stops and points to a "nice and welcoming" pine tree and instructs you to embrace it. So you do, but then he pulls out his wristwatch and starts clocking you, and you wonder if you're more afraid of tree spiders or some random person passing by.

#personal story #I did feel more relaxed I guess #that was a very long minute thought

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Tevyat is the only place where being depressed means you actually have a vision

#genshin impact #not a vision for life but a vision nonetheless #I'd get cryo I just know it

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I keep it simple and straightforward

#alhaitham #genshin impact #genshin impact memes #intelligent handsome and tsundere? #I was defenseless

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My therapist asked me whether I have a self-regulating action for when I'm experiencing strong negative emotions.

I lied and said I don't because I couldn't bring myself to confessing launching Baldur's Gate 3 just to ask Gale for a kiss for the 34967th time in a row.

#bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #I'm coping well thanks for asking #gotta keep up some of the appearances #at least at first

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I just wanna do human things with Gale, like cooking, listening to him talking about books, and idk, maybe even something silly like growing old together.

But I also wanna do cat things, like affectionately headbutting him in the nose, making mek-mek noises everytime he enters my field of vision, and bringing him magical boots to eat because I deem him too helpless to hunt for himself.

#gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale #I also wanna ask for pets but then bite his hands when he reaches for my head

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Mental projection of Gale that lives in my brain like a tadpole: So... what are we?

Me: Well, I've mentioned you to my therapist today, so we might as well be married or something

#He has transcended each plane of my life #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 gale #But he genuinely helps my depression #so I don't want to remove this tadpole from my brain

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A safe assumption to make

#gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 gale #I made an ungodly noise the first time I heard that #I can't believe this line is in the actual game #Thank you Larian

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Me: "Alright, I'm gonna be a meanie and romance Astarion on this playthrough"

Gale: *awkwardly falls through the portal with the enchanted briefs hidden beneath his book-scented purple robes*

Me: ...

Gale, offering a friendly CEO-grade handshake: "Oof, hello, apologies, I'm usually better at this lol"

Me:

#gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 gale #He literally had me at hello #I know some folks clown on him but oh my lord #ALSO I HAVE TWO HANDS FOR A REASON #DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE

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Me: Ugh, I'm so tired of vampires, I honestly don't know why some girlies are so obsessed with them. And high elves? Yawn.

Astarion: Hello, darling~♡

Me: ...

Astarion: I have tröma™

Me:

#astarion #bg3 astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #I am utterly shocked and disappointed with myself #And it's sad how relatable he is #he has so much depth to him #what do you mean it's a DnD game and not a dating sim?

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Larry could not handle what I would do to him.

You mean things like, preparing him a bento box for work and using a very spicy sauce for the rice without telling him, right?

Silly things like that, right?

Right?

#that would be mean #questions #gym leader larry #larry #pokemon

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~Hello, my gorgeous kitty cats!

I decided to make a separate blog for just posting my art, and I rebranded my artistic self as "Segiryth"

Do give it a follow if you're interested!

>Link to my new art Tumblr<

I don't know whether I'll expand to other platforms. I don't really know where would be a good place to post art anymore.

#my art #this will motivate me to draw more regularly

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Payday

#larry pokemon #gym leader larry #pokemon sv #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon larry #vrchat #larry #vr chat #This is how Geeta pays him

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Same energy

#I just wanted to take a selfie #zekrom #giratina #pokemon #vrchat #vr chat

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In the spirit of Eurovision, I had the subway boys dress up as the Queen Verka Serduchka Herself.

#submas #subway bosses #Subway Boss Emmet #Subway Boss Ingo #ingo #emmet #eurovision #verka serduchka #pokemon ingo #pokemon emmet #pokemon #Subway master Ingo #subway master emmet #my art

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Asphyxia

#Subway Boss Ingo #submas #ingo #pokemon #Subway master Ingo #my art #I decided to focus on colors since I can't do clean lines #I've also listened to too much Linkin Park #apologies for being edgy #pokemon ingo #subway bosses #tw eyestrain #tw angst

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This was a bad idea

#submas #Subway Boss Ingo #Subway Boss Emmet #pokemon ingo #pokemon emmet #vrchat #vr chat #I got 3rd degree burns from that