selfish-shipper

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the affectionate desire to run your hands through your f/os hair

#AAAAA i wanna run my hands through Peach's hair rn actually... and Bowser..... argh to give them some hair ruffles rn #🍑 #🦖

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this is about me and Mark btw, we had this convo today sfkfkfjsh i thought it was worth posting

me: Today I'm kind of feeling like a girlboy much more than a boygirl, but I'm also feeling like a bogbeast.

f/o: Today I'm feeling kind of hungry and ready to maul someone. We are so similar.

me: Hmm.... You're so right. That's so true, babe. Based...

#🎮 #f/o #f/o community #self ship #self ship community #selfshipping #fictional others #selfship #f/o x s/i #fictional love #self shipping #fictional other #self insert #self ship memes

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me: Today I'm kind of feeling like a girlboy much more than a boygirl, but I'm also feeling like a bogbeast.

f/o: Today I'm feeling kind of hungry and ready to maul someone. We are so similar.

me: Hmm.... You're so right. That's so true, babe. Based...

#f/o #f/o community #self ship #self ship community #selfshipping #fictional others #selfship #f/o x s/i #fictional love #self shipping #fictional other #self insert #self ship memes

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catch me pointing up at my beloved beast from The Ritual going "woah that's my baby! my big baby!" like the self respecting mentally ill person I am

shout out to selfshippers with monster f/os. and im not talking about some anime boy who looks human and is like "well actually im a 10000 year old dragon from hell.." im talking about BIG TALL SCARY MONSTERS . ROBOTS AND ALIENS. GHOSTS AND CREEPY CRAWLIES.

#theyre so hot #i CANT #🌲

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me trying my best to pick a good tofu, ignoring my husband Richie Tozier from IT ch2 trying to climb into the child seat of the cart and knocking it to the floor. we are kicked out of the WinCo, tofuless.

Imagine your f/o sitting in your shopping cart as you buy groceries.

#🎭

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revisiting the media your f/o is from is like throwing the front door open and yelling "honey, I'm home!" at the top of your lungs

#i do this all the time #particularly this behavior can be witnessned like #pov #its 2 am #im sitting on my bed #kicking my feet and twirling my hair #watching the same compilation of Karl Heisenberg i have seen 50 times already #because i like to see his cute idiot face and dumb outfit #canon Karl is so fucking stupid i love him to bits #⚙️

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finally seeing your f/o after a while of being apart from each other. maybe the circumstances were out of your control, or maybe it was a mission of sorts, or maybe… maybe it just doesn’t matter, because you’re finally back with them.

they practically melt into you, into your warmth, when you wrap your arms around them and tell them how much you missed them. they rest their forehead against yours, whisper something about never being apart for that long again, and you realise just how happy you are to hear their voice. you hope they feel the same about yours.

#🥃 #🐙 #waaah thinkin bout my husbands rn

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lesbian velma…

el gee bee teas plus, we won…

#being gay and dating Velma in my head #this is big for me

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*sighs dreamily thinking about the creature from The Ritual*

Non-human f/o moment

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#my f/o of the creature from The Ritual uses she/it/beast/creature pronouns! #🌲 #thinkin bout her uwu

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They're a ten, but they're a fictional character, which immediately bumps them up to an eleven.

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this is self indulgent, but my f/os would LOVE my gorgeous fat body. my f/os would eat my rolls up WITH BUTTER babes. my f/os love my curves, my round stomach, my stretch marks, everything about me I'm told to hate. because they fucking love me. I can't think of a single f/o I have that wouldn't love my shape. I'm worth that, too.

#feel free to reblog #f/o #f/o community #self ship #self ship community #selfshipping #fictional others #selfship #f/o x s/i #fictional love #self shipping #self insert

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self shippers that imagine their own episode or anime ova with their self ships being the main focus are valid

#painfully guilty of this tbh

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Bloo is my son now.

#i love this i dont even know about this character gkgkdksj #this art is awesome #i love seeing people in this community make fan art and be happy! #your self insert is fucking DOPE dawg

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i strap my husband Karl Heisenberg into this monkey backpack and my beloved Beetlejuice into a dog one and we hit the hot topic like that.

Putting your F/O in the monkey backpack lease

#im gonna kith them #muah my boys #theyre the worst in public out of all my darlings

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f/os that always want to be touching you. f/os that sit so close to you on the couch their thigh presses against yours, and their arm swings back around your shoulders. if they don’t pull you up into their lap, that is. f/os who hold you around the waist whenever you’re standing together. f/os who take any opportunity to kiss you, maybe even interrupting you while you’re talking because they just can’t stand to look at you for so long without kissing you.

#🪲 #📹 #🍮 #🎮 #💄 #screaming rn this is adorable #thinkin about daphne and will rn so much #theyre so touchy and i love it

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I had a nightmare about one of my f/os abusing me??? in like a really dire way too, and it wasn't even one of my nasty evil f/os. in fairness the plot of the nightmare made a startling bit of sense. but it ended with me killing him with the help of a detective who had been working on freeing me from my situation. I am SO confused by what this dream even means if I'm honest. has anyone else had this kind of situation??

#im not gonna tag this too much #just a little #it was otto btw #and he was keeping me captive for fucked up experiments cause i was a special magic user or smth?? #i cant remember a lot of my part or why i was selected #just that he had other subjects that he killed because they didnt perform well enough #for some reason my brain specified some really weird fucked up shit this dream version of him did? #and then i shot him in the head??? #WACK #anyway #f/o #f/o community #fictional others #self ship #self ship community #selfshipping

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it's a frequent topic of convo over here that other members of my system are definitely some people's f/os and how both awesome and funny that is. they so wanna meet you if you're married to someone in my system lol

#i have about 40 active headmates and most of them are fictives. #it would just be fun i think #to make those connections #self ship #selfship #self shipping #selfshipping #self ship community #selfship community #self shipping community #selfshipping community #f/o #f/o community #fictional crush #fictional love #f/os #fictional other #fictional others