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For any of you wondering, this is Jupiter.

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¬w¬ Maaaaaybe~

💙🍄🖤👋💜

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Iiiiii see a cutie~ x3c And no, not talking about the skele (though they *are* handsome) 💖

Jezzi is that you? 🤔🤔🤔

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Took a break from writing to try a new art style. Commissions are open for anyone interested, just wanted to see what you all thought.

#not an imagine #not an ask #commissions #fell G!Sans #my art #undertale #undertale art

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Hi!! This isn’t a request, I just wanna know if you’re doing all right. I hope you’re happy and well! We love you and think you’re awesome.

Hello! I know it's been a while. The pandemic really threw a wrench in a lot of things, and its definitely been a rough time getting back on my feet. I'm working on asks and the like but it's kinda taken a back burner.

I am alright, however, despite my absence. I appreciate the kind words and the thoughtfulness that you guys continue to show me. It's a huge self esteem boost!

I love you guys as well 💙💙💙

#not an imagine #not an ask #i love yall #i'm getting there dont worry #dont worry about me

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How about the ut, uf, us, and sf bros in reaction to finding out that their s/o self-harms?

TRIGGER WARNING, SELF HARM. Please proceed with caution

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Classic (Ut Sans)

He wondered why you always wore winter style clothes, no matter the weather. He’d also never seen you naked, which wasn’t a problem, but whenever things got even remotely heated you would have a near panic attack and flee. He realized why one day when he accidentally walked in on you changing, gawking in horror at your scars. Had you been doing this to yourself this whole time. He felt his SOUL tear, rushing to hug you tightly and apologizing profusely. He makes you promise to tell him next time you’re feeling like this. He couldn’t stand to lose you and not know why.

Papy (Ut Sans) 

He’s shocked when he gets the call from Undyne that you’ve been self harming. He rushes over immediately to find you curled up in shame on the couch. They’d been watching anime with you, and when you’d gotten up to go to the bathroom, Undyne saw the scars through a gap where your shirt had risen up. Papyrus assures you that it’s okay, sometimes we just feel so bad we need a way to make it go away. But he also asks you to tell him next time you’re feeling that way, because he doesn’t want to lose you. 

Red (Uf Sans)

He catches you in the act, the smell of blood hitting him like a brick when he walked past the bathroom. He barged in, making you jump just before the razor touched your skin, He takes it from you and throws it away, immediately setting to cleaning your wound while you sob apologies. He kisses you quiet. ‘please, hush. ‘s not yer fault. jus... next time lemme know what’s goin on. this shit is life n death, one mistake and yer done…’ His voice is shaking, giving you the idea this subject strikes a chord with him. 

Edge (Uf Papyrus)

He found your razors, rusted with your blood, when he was doing spring cleaning. He sat you down and made you throw them away yourself, looking ashamed of yourself. He lifted your chin and kissed your forehead. “YOU ARE NOT IN TROUBLE. I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT ALONE. I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU, SO THERE IS NO NEED TO TURN TO SUCH DANGEROUS TACTICS.” You promise that next time you feel the urge you’ll give him a call, and in turn he promises to drop what he’s doing and come help. 

Blueberry (Us Sans)

He found you in the closet one day during a panic attack, gouging your nails into your arms over and over until they bled. He cried out, diving into the dark space and gently separating your arms before pulling you into his. “PLEASE STOP THIS, WHAT HAPPENED?” he begged, and you collapsed into a sobbing mess against his chest, burying your face into his shoulder. You told him everything, as he used his magic to carefully heal what he could of your wounds. He made a note to start paying more careful attention to your ticks so he would know whenever something like this was going to happen again.

Stretch (Us Papyrus)

He was absolutely horrified when he walked in on you in the bathroom, carving words of hate into your skin with a paring knife. He quickly stopped you, reading them and becoming more heartbroken with each word. ‘why would you say this about yourself, honey?’ he asked in disbelief. From then on, he started taking you on dates and spending time just showing you in his thoughts about how amazing you were. He made you promise that any time you felt like that again you would tell him, so he could find ten positive words to counter every one negative one. 

Blackberry (Sf Sans)

You had gotten a pretty nasty cut on your leg, and it was cleaned and bandaged before anything bad could happen. Sans noticed you limping on it one day, however, and he was confused, because the doctor said that the pain killers should keep it from interfering with your movement. He sat you down and unwrapped it only to gasp in horror. You’d been picking at it, reopening it and stopping it from healing and now it was worse and somewhat infected. He rushed you to Alphys, as a human doctor wouldn’t be able to heal past that. You cried and explained to him what happened, and though he scolded you for worrying him, he understood your feelings, assuring you they were valid, but there were less detrimental ways to handle them. He promised to never allow you to feel so horrid again, and you trusted him to help you. He always kept his promises. 

Mutt (Sf Papyrus)

You asked him for a cigarette once, stating you’d run out. He didn’t even know you smoked, as you didn’t display the usual signs of a human smoker. You hesitated before assuring him that you’d just go buy a new pack, but he got the feeling something was off. He grabbed your wrist, and without thinking he pushed up you sleeve. There were dozens of tiny round scars, similar to the injury of a cigarette cherry being snuffed into the skin. He pulled you into a hug. He used to be the same way. He assured you that you weren’t in trouble, but that wasn’t the right way to go about the feelings that were dragging you down. He kissed your head and promised that he would do everything in his power to make sure you never sunk that low into the pit of depression again. 

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I’m still working on emptying out my ask box but I had this written and I want to go ahead and post it. This hits pretty close to home for me, and I know it will for several of you. If any of you ever need anyone to talk to, I’m always here, no matter what. Talk to the people who love you and remember that you’re never alone. And if you don’t have anyone like that, come talk to me, bc I love all of you. Please be safe. 

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Hc for Fs Us and Ut bros waking up in the middle of the night thinking that there's an intruder but its just their s/o raiding the fridge and stuffing their face with burritos?

Lmaooo this is 100% me. Late night snack goblin

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Rus (Fs Papyrus)

He laughs when he sees you in the light of his phone’s flashlight. ‘heh, you look like a squirrel,’ he teases before joining you. He’s definitely down for some late night burritos. He does breath a silent sigh of relief that he didn’t accidentally blast you. 

Razz (Fs Sans)

Carries a baseball bat downstairs, nearly conking you over the head in the dark before the light of the fridge helps your face register in his mind. He swings up and dents the bat on the fridge instead, immediately dropping it and spewing apologies. You assure him it’s alright and offer him a burrito to soothe his sobbing. 

Stretch (Us Papyrus)

He’s spooked when he wakes up to the sound of something downstairs, even more so when he realizes you aren’t in bed with him. He takes a shortcut behind you in the kitchen, grabbing you by the arms. You shriek in his sudden grip, and he jumps, turning you around. You look shocked, and he lets out a long sigh of relief before hugging you. 

Blueberry (Us Sans)

“FREEZE, FIEND!” he demands as he flips on the light, catching you in your shameful act of stealing burritos from the fridge. He’s confused, looking around a moment before realizing that the commotion he’d heard from his room was just you being a night gremlin. He sighs in exasperated relief. “YOU KNOW THAT’S BAD FOR YOU RIGHT?”

Papy (Ut Papyrus) 

He flips on the kitchen light, catching you in the act, burrito already in your mouth and being chewed. You look at him with wide, deer-in-a-headlight eyes while he just stares back in confusion. Well, at least you’re not like Sans and you eat them in the kitchen. He sighs and shakes his head. “MAKE SURE YOU DON’T STAY UP TOO LONG,” he instructs before going back to bed.

Classic (Ut Sans)

He wakes up with a jolt hearing a plate shatter in the kitchen, and shortcuts to investigate immediately, already ready with a blaster. He finds you on your knees surrounded by a broken plate and mournfully lamenting the burrito that had splattered all over the floor. He sighs and disarms himself before coming to sit you on the counter, clean up your mess and fix you a new burrito, all while you pout and sniffle. 

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I wrote them as short little paragraph headcanons bc i couldn’t quite capture it in bullet points. Can we get an F in the comments for our fallen burrito warrior?

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hey, can we see Mutt with a soft dom s/o has a bit of a cum/overstimulation kink (as in.. a cum in me, a lot, kink..)? They enjoy hand cuffing him & riding him, also with him leashed.. I'd ask for Stretch too, but I'm not sure if that's his thing, so you can leave that one out if you feel the need to !! & thank you for answering asks !!!

Yeah, Stretch is a hard dom so this wouldn’t happen with him. But Mutt? Definitely. 

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Mutt was a bottom in the bedroom 99% of the time, despite his macho attitude any other time. He loved to let you take control, submitting to you easily. Cuff him? Go for it. Leash him to the bed? Oh absolutely, yes please. 

Though he was usually bottom, he had a libido beyond imagining. You wanted him to fill you up over and over again? Fine by him. He’d stuff you so full that you would be able to see the deep orange glow of his magic through your stomach. 

Sometimes, he gave out before you did, and he couldn’t quite keep up with your need. 

But more often than not, you would ride him until you dissolved into a squealing, drooling mess above him. Being cuffed, he couldn’t do much more than continue to buck up into you like a raging bull. There was always a recovery period needed after the two of you got intimate. 

Neither one of you had a problem with that.

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It’s kinda short, I’m sorry. But I hope you still enjoy it~ Posting a couple things today so you guys don’t think I’m dead hehe

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Hey guys!

I know, I haven’t posted in a few days so I thought I’d update.  I currently have around 70 asks in my inbox. I’m trying to get to my older ones first, and work my way up, because some have been in there since I started my blog just about. So I’m not ghosting, just working on getting it all out!  I have a lot of matchups that I’m working on, some of which are two and three asks in one, so that should clear out a good chunk once I’m done. I’m also working on commissions to pay bills, trying to get some animations done so that I can see about youtube (maybe) and getting stuff with my garden rolling while it’s been raining and the soil is soft.  If you want info on my commissions, just shoot me a message. I also have a tumblr where I post my art and it’s @snakemom-studios if you want to see some examples of my work. 

#not an ask #not an imagine #update #sorry im taking ages #I'm getting there dont worry #im also prepping for chickens #im excited

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If you haven't already, could you do the blowjob ask with UT, US, UF, and FS Papyrus please? Glad to see you writing again! Love your writing 💜

Absolutely! 

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Papy (Ut Papyrus)

He was usually very strict in the bedroom. No cursing, say please and thank you, etc. A polite dom, pretty much. But when you asked to try something new, he wholeheartedly agreed. While he was a dom, he was happy to take your suggestions into consideration. You were his datemate, after all. He cared about what you wanted. However, when your mouth wrapped around his magic, he yelped out a loud “FUCK,” quickly covering his mouth afterwards with wide sockets. You were looking up at him in surprise, and he let out a reel of sheepish giggles. “I-I APOLOGIZE, DATEMATE. I WAS NOT...EXPECTING THAT.” You laughed it off, but later you were definitely going to tease him about it. Edge (Uf Papyrus)

He was absolutely shocked when you suggested the idea. “YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR MOUTH WHERE?!” He didn’t understand the appeal of having a straight magic popsicle in your throat, but hey, you were human and that meant that you had weird sexual activities. He’d recently read the kama sutra, and there were absolutely mind boggling positions in that book. When you went down on him, he let out a grunt, but he could definitely see the appeal of the activity. He spiked his fingers through your hair and helped to set your pace. You paid special attention to the studs lining the underside of his magic, because that seemed to be what made him let out of the most sultry growls. 

Rus (Fs Papyrus)

You surprised him with it, actually catching him off guard with it. The two of you were in the shower, and things were getting pretty steamy, and you could see the glow of his magic through the mist created by the shower. You dragged your nails down his spine and it made his hiss, back jerking under your touch, and you took the opportunity to sink below the steam. When he felt your mouth, he staggered, nearly toppling the whole shower curtain with a groan. After your shower, the two of you continued your fun in the bedroom, and later in the kitchen while getting a post-session snack and water, the two of you were approached by a very confused Razz, asking why on earth there were gouge marks in the shower.

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I already did Stretch, but all the rest were fair game. Idk where I got the idea to add in the Kama Sutra but hey, Edge likes some light reading. 

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Think we can maybe see the taboo for monsters/first oral thing with Stretch & Mutt? If you don't mind of course !!

Of course of course!

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Stretch (Us Papyrus)

He’s a solid dom in the bedroom, so there is no taking control or giving him the slip. If you want something, you have to ask nicely. “Papyrus,” you panted, causing him to look up from his position between your thighs. “Let me try something, p-please,” you huffed, eyes hazy with bliss. He raised a brow bone, looking confused. This wasn’t the usual, though, so he didn’t mind. ‘whatcha got in mind, honey?’ he rumbled, crawling up your body to kiss at your neck and filling your mind with static to the point you almost forgot. You told him what you want, and he was a bit surprised, but he obliged, laying on his back for you. You didn’t bother teasing, simply getting to it, and the abrupt sensation made his eyelights turn to stars with comical ‘pop’ noises. ‘hoooooly dreemur….’ he groaned, holding the back of your head. ‘heh, we should do this more often….’

Mutt (Sf Papyrus)

He was a soft bottom, mostly submissive. He could switch to being dominant, but he was more of a worshiper of your body. When you suggested you try something new, he was all for it. ‘anything you want, sugar,’ he agreed, grinning that cheeky grin of his. You pushed him onto his back and tugged down his shorts, and he didn’t have time to ask what exactly you were doing before you mouth was around his magic. He drooled at the intense feeling of pleasure that shot through him like lightning. You soon had him a mess. He was gonna have to repay the favor before anything else. 

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The polar opposites, muahahaa.

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Pls sens me these lol

Domestic Starters 2.0

"Do I smell breakfast or is that the house burning down?"

"Honey, you look tired. Go sleep."

"So I was driving past a pet store the other day and couldn't help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home."

"I want to move in with you."

"I think we should go house hunting. Buy a big family home on the beach or something."

"What do you think about children?"

"Our son/daughter got sent to the principals office today."

"Babe, can you explain to me what this is doing here?"

"You look like you could use a massage."

"I may have broken the dish washer."

"There's a spider in the shower!"

"I think I might be pregnant."

"I want to adopt a child."

"You would make the perfect father/mother."

"Think about it. The little patter of children in our home."

"I want to marry you."

"What do you think about this color wall for our room?"

"Why is the bathroom overfilling with water?"

"Did you eat all my oreos?"

"We live together. You can't blame this on anyone else."

"Let's just stay in bed."

"Get back into bed."

"Can you call in sick today?"

"I just want to lie here all day with you."

"Oh, there's no need to put a shirt on."

"I'm sick of doing all the chores!"

"We can't afford this!"

"Don't mind me, just want to remember how beautiful you look in bed this morning."

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Sentence Starters

“I’ve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Wake up! Please wake up.”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Is that blood?” “…..No?”

“Please don’t lie to me again, I can’t take it.”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Leave! Me! Alone!”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” 

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Nooo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“Have you always been this beautiful?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I missed you so much.”

“Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”

“I’m here for you.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

MISC

“All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“I think I just ripped my pants.”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.” 

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”

“Is the cat in a onesie?” “Uh, no?

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“Give me attention.”

“YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

“Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

“I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”

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How would the UF and FS bros react to their S/O having a small toddler from a previous relationship who was very shy? Like, clinging to their parent's leg and whimpering shy. But by the end of their first visit, the kid's attached to the Skeleton's side and smiling up at them, and when it's time for them to leave the baby's following them and crying, making grabbing hands at them while the S/O's trying to pick them up and apologise, they're not usually like this.

Aw dude this is so cute. 

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Edge (Uf Papyrus)

He was surprised to see a mini version of you clinging to your leg when the two of you first met for a coffee date. He hadn’t realized that you had a spawn before now. He understood why the child was so clingy towards you, hiding from him. He did have a rather terrifying visage. But by the end of the visit he was pleasantly surprised when the child was affectionate towards him, so much as to cry when taken from him. He chuckled and scooped up the little one, wrapping his scarf around their neck before handing them back to you. “IT’S QUITE ALRIGHT, DATEMATE. ALLOW ME TO WALK YOU HOME, THEN.”

Red (Uf Sans)

He’d made you dinner, but when you arrived you had a child on your hip, apologizing because your sitter had canceled on you last minute. He brushed it off and made a highchair out of bones, padding it with a couple throw pillows from the couch. He made sure that when he served dinner, he gave your child some food and juice in a small cup. He assured you that he had raised his brother, and he actually kinda liked kids. After dinner, you all moved to watch a movie in the livingroom, and he played with your child to keep them entertained, though he looked a bit embarrassed by the vulnerability. By the time you had to leave, you had a hard time getting them away from him, making him chuckle sheepishly, assuring you it was quite alright. 

Rus (Fs Papyrus)

He wasn’t a fan of kids, but hey, this was a mini you, so surely it would be fine. Throughout the night, he warmed up to the kid, just as they warmed up to him. He even let them sit in his lap if they wanted, allowing them to play with his long boney fingers. By the end of the night, he walked you home, letting the kid ride piggy back the whole way. After you said goodbye, he tried to hand you your child, only for them to cry and make grabby hands. He gave them a finger while you tried to calm them down, chuckling. How cute. Maybe kids were okay every now and then. 

Razzberry (Fs Sans)

He was a little nervous around you, but your kid had him completely on edge. He’d never really been too close to a human child. But he did raise Papyrus, so he wasn’t too worried about his ability to handle them. He used his magic to form little creatures that swirled around the kid, enjoying the stars that appeared in your eyes as you watched too. The two of you eventually had to leave, because his magic was making the other humans uncomfortable or some bs that had you miffed, but when your child cried at their disappearance and clung to Razz, whimpering to be picked up, he assured you that he would at least walk you home to make up for the trouble, waving off your sheepish apologies.

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Idk I feel like the Papyri would be awkwards and the Sanses would be fine bc they’re still the older brother and they still have that protective instinct. Hope you enjoyed! I’m starting to get to my older asks ^^

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‘Please don’t make a promise you can’t keep’ with Rus/Mutt please? ;v;

OOf, my heart. 

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You and Mutt had been friends for quite a while, but you knew that you liked the lanky skeleton as more than a friend. You didn’t know if he was ever going to make a move, but you were tired of not telling him the truth. Finally, you’d had enough. While the two of you were binging a Netflix show you’d both had your eyes on, you paused between episodes, looking down at the remote in your lap. “Papyrus, I need to tell you something,” you murmured quietly, making droplets of burnt orange magic sweat appear on his forehead. It was clear he was nervous, but you cleared your throat and continued anyways. Might as well get it out of the way now, right?“I like you,” you admitted slowly, still not looking at him. “I have for a while. And I can’t keep pretending like I don’t, because that isn’t fair to either of us. I don’t know how you feel about me, but I felt you should know how I feel about you. If you don’t feel the same, I understand, but I needed to get this off my chest, and I…. I promise to make you happy if you do,” you explained, almost all in a single breath. 

After that, you stopped talking. The ball was in his court now, and yet you couldn’t bring yourself to look at him. You didn’t have to, though, as he reached over and took your chin in his phalanges, turning your face towards him, where he caught your eyes with his own sockets. He looked ...wistful. 

‘please don’t make a promise you can’t keep,’ he murmured quietly. You thought that meant he didn’t feel the same, and your heart sank in your chest. But then, he was leaning over to kiss you, quickly closing the gap between your bodies, the remote falling forgotten into the floor in front of the couch. 

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It took me a while to determine which boi I would be writing for, but in the end I felt that this was more of a Mutt thing. Rus Is too much of a stubborn ass. 

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How would UT,US,UF, and SF bro's react if The female they were with was on their Period? (sorry if this is a weird question😅)

Oooh, i haven’t had this one before. 

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Classic (Ut Sans)

He’s pretty confused, but he’s chill about it when you tell him what’s up. He doesn’t mind laying with you and rubbing your belly while you curl up under the blankets and lay still to try and keep the cramps to a minimum.

Papy (Ut Papyrus)

He notices your usual energy has diminished, and you tend to get cold more easily. He surprises you with socks to keep your feet warm, and he makes you lots of yummy food to keep your energy up. He doesn’t know what to do about the pain since magic doesn’t seem to heal it, but you assure him they make medicine for that. 

Red (Uf Sans)

He comes home one day to find you hunched over in the bathroom, arms around your stomach and head on the tub. He freaks out, especially when he smells blood. You assure him it’s normal, and that your period just hits you kinda hard at first, making you sick easily. He calms down, but he keeps a close eye on you, making sure to get you anything you need.

Edge (Uf Papyrus)

He notices that you’re eating an awful lot of weird things. Pickles and peanut butter, ketchup on eggs? When he confronts you, you give him a sheepish grin and explain that your period makes your taste buds go all wonky. He doesn’t mind, but when you wake him up at four in the morning to tell him you want ice cream and watermelon, he gets a bit exasperated. 

Blueberry (Us Sans) He’s spooked when he wakes up to find you had stolen all the covers and were curled up under them in the fetal position, groaning in pain. And why was there blood all over the sheets?! He quickly runs you a warm bath, cleaning up the mess and washing the sheets. You apologize when he gets back, looking ashamed, but he assures you that it’s quite alright and that it happens, that you can’t control it so why be upset? He gets you warm water bottles to set over your uterus, and he makes sure you have lots of sanitary products. Stretch (Us Papyrus) He has to bring you some sanitary products while your at work, popping right into the bathroom with you, making you jump. He also brings you some clean clothes, much to your relief, and some pain killers for the cramps. He sets up movies and a bath so that when you get home you can relax, and he lets you steal his hoodies whenever to make sure you’re warm. 

Blackberry (Sf Sans) He’s freaked out by how fast your mood changes. You’re all sweet and giggly one second, and then the next thing he knows you’ve gone basically feral. “PET, I’VE BROUGHT YOU COTTON BULLETS FOR YOUR MOON SICKNESS,” he shouts when he gets home from buying you your supplies. Yeah, that’s how he refers to it now. Mutt (Sf Papyrus)

He’s dedicated to helping you with anything he can. He runs baths for you with lots of bubbles, and uses candles instead of the lights. He does all the chores so you don’t have to, makes sure you’re always completely stocked on anything you could need, and assures you that even though you may be bloated, you’re still his goddess. 

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Ik Edge’s was more of pregnancy cravings but I had a friend who ate like she was pregnant while on her period. It was wild.

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Hey, btw, I have a discord.

It’s a little dead bc only a few people joined when I started the blog, but it’s a good way for me to get to know you guys, which I’d love to do.  https://discord.gg/S5Jdkgn

#Discord tag #not an ask #not an imagine #pls join us #i love you guys