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But why they make Mark and Doyoung look like they stepped out of an ‘80s gay club? But then again they rocked the look sooo...

NCT 127 - GIMME GIMME 

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warnings: dirty talk, praise kink, rough sex, unprotected sex (be safe)

requests are open!

[13:17] — needy

“those shorts look great on you,” your boyfriend muttered hoarsely from his perch on one of the stools at the kitchen island.

you’d been making the meal while he’d been pointing out all the steps that were written in your grandmother's recipe. but the fact that you hadn't changed your clothes and were still in your pyjamas wasn't helping taeyong concentrate on his work. he couldn't take his eyes off your long, slender legs. the desire coursing through his veins clearly epitomised by the already noticeable erection hiding beneath his sweatpants.

he lowered his left hand to his intimate area and began to massage his crotch with no intention of concealing. the boy was horny and wanted you to notice. seeing that you hadn't noticed or were ignoring him, he rose resolutely from the chair and positioned himself behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist and leaning down until he brushed his lips against your ear.

“could my sexy girlfriend give me some attention?”

his strong arms guided your movements as you jumped firmly on top of him. with his hands on your hips, he forced his fingers into your skin until he left small pink marks on the area.

it felt so good to have him inside you that you couldn't help but close your eyes tightly to control your excitement. his thrusts were deep and firm, while his grip was getting tighter and tighter. you were choking on your moans, but you didn't care at the moment.

“you look so good like that,” he growled, lowering his hands to your ass and giving you a little spank and then massaging the area with his digits, “you look so needy, baby. jumping on me like that.”

he somehow managed to change your positions, taking the ultimate control. he knocked you further down on the couch as he sank into you mercilessly, betting on a fast and deep pace. little by little you felt how your walls were tightening and how that pleasant sensation began to appear in the lower part of the stomach. you were about to come and you were absolutely certain that he was in the same situation.

and that's what happened, in less than two minutes you were both lying on the sofa, skin to skin, legs intertwined and souls connected. it was obvious that whoever said the best part of the day was eating hadn’t had a sex session with taeyong before having lunch.

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if not now | lee donghyuck

pairing: haechan x reader genre: fluff, angst, suggestive, summer fling warnings: suggestive, heavily implied smut word count: 1k

listen to: when am i gonna lose you - local natives

He slipped through your fingers like a cool breeze on a hot day. Always there–winding around you, winding through you–intangible and weightless. A feeling more than a person. 

You could taste him, you could feel him, you could hold him for a moment as he let you in the din of the club–bodies pressed together in the crowd–but there was something hidden in the depth of his honey brown eyes that told you you would never have him. Still you sunk into his field of gravity as he smiled at you. Hypnotic and intoxicating in a haze of liquor and lust. 

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Holy fucking shit! This is an amazing entry into literally the series that got me into reading and writing smut/fan fiction again after about 20 years. I so hope sluttyten continues this. Imagine having that many awesome daddies. Everything she writes is gold. The characterization never feels forced neither do the scenes. This is what many fic authors, including myself, aspire too. Excellent as always. Ranks at the top of my personal favorites with Philophobia by @chocojaehyun. Thank you @sluttyten for this entry.

Traces of You

Can’t We Share // Naughty & Nice // let the day pass us by: a drabble // All You Need // never: a drabble // Love Me // Never Enough // Traces of You

summary: there’s so much love to go around, quiet moments and hot nights, the press of skin on skin, whispered promises and I love yous, and under it all just the constant beating of a heart loved.

length: 23,764

tags: smut, poly, multiple partners, some rough sex, mentions of piss play and period sex, exhibitionism, it’s a lot of smut and a bit of romance, I’m not even going to try to tag everything

Mark’s fingers are calloused, rough where they trace from your navel up your stomach to your chest and still higher to the hollow of your throat. You swallow under his touch and feel Mark smile, his mouth pressed gently to your shoulder. 

“G’morning,” Mark mumbles, “I wondered how long you were going to sleep.”

Last night you just slept in Mark’s bed, twisted tightly in his sheets with him, too tired and worn down to be able to deal with any of the others. Mark had already been dozing in his bed and you knew that he wouldn’t try to chat your ear off, wouldn’t argue when you crawled into his bed. So you’d stripped beside his bed, then climbed in, your back to his chest, and his arms around your waist.

“Wanna sleep forever.” You sigh and attempt to twist around in Mark’s arms, but he squeezes tighter, keeping you in place.

“Stay here,” Mark whispers, “with me. Forget the others. Just us.”

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Listen to one of the top liners, Tay Jasper, talk about how this verse came to be. About 19 minutes into the video. https://youtu.be/-B5W8eN5WhQ

During these tough times remember one thing....

#Youtube

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This is soo good. I was looking forward to this and am sad it’s ending but a nice conclusion.

Hearts In Sync~ | 13 |

Pairing: Donghyuck x Foreign Fem Reader

Type: Series, Soulmate AU

Warnings: none at all

Word count: 4.1k

Prev « Now

Wow.. The end of an era. Regardless, there will be something additional coming for the series a little later 💞

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Since it’s Canada Day and Taeyong’s Birthday thought I should bump this up.

Happy Birthday Taeyong and thank you. Thank you for sharing with us as much as you do but also thank you for taking care of yourself. I hope I speak for all fans when I say we would rather you truly happy and healthy rather than putting up a front to “not disappoint” us. Please take care of you and that is all we can ask for as fans.

Pitch a Tent

Summary: Camping in summer, Sun, Water, Sand and Fun

Genre: Romance, Smut, Short Story

Pairing: Taeyong x Reader

Rating / Warning: Sex, Adult

Word Count: 2456

A/N: Please leave feedback, my box is open. I tried to go for more show than tell on this one, and I think it worked out pretty good. It may not be fully proof read so let me know of any glaring errors. 

Pulling into the regional campground you drive slowly around the loop road under the towering cedar trees while keeping an eye out for children running on the road. It’s mid morning on Friday but the campground is already starting to fill up for the long weekend. Turning into the big group site you are happy to see no one has tried to claim it even though you and your friends reserved it months ago. For years now you guys have been coming here to camp together for the Canada day long weekend. Even as your group grew from a few tents and a cooler of beer and ciders to families it’s been a time you all look forward to every year.

“Excellent we can start to get camp set up.” You say to your boyfriend while getting out of the van. This is the first time he’s been out here and with your whole gang. Taeyong gets out and looks around the space you’ve just parked in. You watch him as he’s looking at the arbutus and cedar trees, the salmon berry bushes, and salal while wandering the perimeter of the large camp site. As you start to take the camping gear out of the trunk you realize he’s stopped in his wandering and seems to be staring at something on a rock. Walking up to him he motions you to be quiet. As you come up behind him you realize he’s been watching a squirrel. The squirrel takes one look at you and then bolts up a nearby tree.

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my first and last masterlist

my first and last

pairing na jaemin x female reader

summary in which na jaemin finally gets the chance he’s been waiting for

genre & theme fluff, romance, angst, social media au, non-idol au

warnings cursing but that’s it

part one / part two / part three / part four / part five / part six / part seven / part eight / part nine / part ten / part eleven / part twelve / part thirteen / part fourteen / part fifteen / part sixteen / part seventeen / part eighteen / part nineteen / part twenty / epilogue

started 03/14/18, finished on 04/03/18

read the next series, a haechan au: destined.

masterlist

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Well I gotta spend my refund money from the Seattle 127 concert on something 🤷🏻‍♀️ I already budgeted it as gone anyway. Oh I guess that means I can also use what I budgeted for gas, hotel, and food for that concert too! Mwhahaha

#gonna get teased so much at work as boxes get delivered #why not get both versions of WayV? #must find the keychain version of wayv lightstick

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your favourite movie — l. haechan

author :: hyuckles-chuckles

pairing :: lee haechan x fem!reader

other character(s) :: none

genre / rating :: fluff, suggestive / 16 • childhood bff!haechan, bf!haechan

warning(s) :: twilight spoilers, mentions of sex, dirty thoughts, dry humping, just me being a twihard for 2000 words i’m sorry

word count :: 2k

summary :: your relationship with haechan moves to a steamier level once you watch your favourite movie together.

tag list :: @chensblessing​ @danisreblogs​ @jaehyunspaghetti​ @stopitvpls​ — if you want to be added (or removed) do inform me so i can alter the list! do inform me if you’re a minor or not as well!

a/n :: all oneshots can be read independently as long as you read your favourite boy first! + this is kind of short lol sorry about that hehe

masterlist in bio!

“No funny business, you two,” your dad said as he greeted you and Haechan good-bye. He and your mom were on their way to a company dinner, so you and Haechan took the opportunity to have a movie night away from your friends.

“How can we sir when you’re taking all of the funny with you?” Haechan joked, eliciting a laugh out of your dad. They were oddly very good friends with each other.

“Good-bye honey,” your mom said as she kissed your head. “Good-bye Haechan.”

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attention nct fic readers & writers!!

i’ve just flipped one of my old blogs with +1000 followers into @nct-reads​, a blog created with the intent of circulating nctzen writers’ works & encouraging readers to reblog the fics they enjoy! (more info can be found here!)

as an avid fanfic reader, i constantly see writers struggling to get reblogs & comments on a lot of fics they worked their butts off for (trust me, i understand the struggle as a writer myself), so i figured it would be a great way to connect readers with various authors and gain traction for smaller blogs! as time goes on, i will have a more organized masterlist/catalogue for readers to sift through and find the tags they are most interested in. 

for now, it’d be really nice if you could reblog this & follow @nct-reads​ to spread the word so people can start recommending nct fics they liked & i can get the blog going! 

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Update, after watching the last stay under the blankets I have a revision. Husband is totally as clingy/annoying as Jaemin. To the point where watching that I felt Renjun actions as my own. Been there done that and even husband agreed. So I’d change to like Jaemin with the cockiness of Haechan. It’s a good thing I love the man or I’d have have killed him long ago.

which idol is legit ur ideal type

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important question for my writer friends. put it in the tags:

what program do you write on? do you change the page color? what font do you use? what is your preferred line spacing?

I’ll start. I use google docs, my pages are a soft pink, i use 12pt georgia, and i write single space with an added space after paragraphs :)

#MS word in Office365 #because it works seemlesly between muly iphone and my lapto #the autosave is good too #Times New Roman #12pt #Sinlge space with extra return at end of paragraph #plain white background

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Honestly I need the fell back into bed Doyoung from the 24 hour relay cam.

which doyoung are u today

#so sleepy #need doyoung cuddles #i hate morning too #doyoung #nct 127

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Early Morning

Summary: Long distance relationships can suck but sometimes they don’t.

Genre: Almost pure Smut. A bit of romance.

Pairing: Taeyong x Fem Reader

Rating/Warning: Adult, no warnings

Word Count: 1620

A/N: The last few months have been crazy. I hope everyone is keeping safe and sane. Hope you enjoy this small escape from the current doings in the world.  As always feedback appreciated even if its just a note in a reblog or your own tags added. Thank you for being patient!

The phones insistent ringing wakes you from a deep sleep. Reaching over and flailing wildly at the bedside table you finally grab the noisy thing and look at the screen through bleary eyes. The name on the screen tells you its your boyfriend calling.

“Mmm morning Tae.” You manage to mumble at your hand.

“Good morning sweetie!” he says in a way to chipper tone for how soundly you were sleeping only moments ago. “umm Y/N, while I do love your hair this is a video call.” He chuckles into your ear. You hadn’t even noticed, just glanced at the caller ID and accepted the call. Pulling the phone from where you had stuffed it between your head and the pillow you hold it so he can see your face still squished sideways on your pillow. Just as you thought, he was way to chipper and awake for your current state of mind. You notice that he has propped his phone on something and has his head resting in the palm of one hand as the other brushes his hair out of eyes. “Sorry for waking you babe. I must have gotten the time change mixed up again if you’re still sleeping.” He says sounding genuinely contrite. His expression was one of regret tinged with a look of love. How he can look at you like that when your squinting since you haven’t grabbed your glasses yet, and with sleep crusties still in your eyes amazes you.

“It’s okay Love. I would normally be heading out the door to work, but I have a meeting on the island later today so could sleep in.” Feeling a bit more awake than a few moments ago you sit up a bit and adjust how your holding the phone while grabbing your glasses and putting them on. It seems that you are probably done sleeping for now. “I’d ask what the hell your doing up at 1am but I can see you’re at the studio. Don’t you have an early appointment today? Tomorrow? Whatever day starts in like 6 hours?”

His face softens even more if that’s at all possible and he laughs a bit. “How do you always know my schedule better than I do? I think technically it would be later today. I am sorry for waking you up if you had a chance to sleep in. I just really missed you and wanted to see you.” Taeyong says to you softly with a wistful smile. The fog of sleep has mostly left you and you get up and start getting ready for the day as you talk.

“After being a parent and boss for so long it’s kind of my habit and job to know the schedules of those I care about.”  Propping your phone on a shelf in your closet so he can still see what you are doing you start to dig out some clothes and finish packing your over night bag for your work trip. Listening to him prattle on about something and only partially paying attention you leave your closet to get some socks and underwear to pack from out of your chest of drawers.  

“Awe where did you go? I was hoping for a show.” You hear him say from your phone where its still propped on the shelf around the corner. You snicker to yourself as you start to form a plan in your mind.

“Oh, you want a show do you?” you say as you walk back into your closet and grab your phone off the shelf. Taking your phone in hand you walk back to your bed with your chosen outfit still in your hands. Leaving your outfit on the end of the bed you prop the phone on your bedside table and look over at him. Slowly you reach down and pull your pajama shirt off over your head. You run your hands up your chest and cup your breasts. You start to lightly massage your full chest and roll your nipples between your fingers. Letting your head roll back you bite your lip a bit. Glancing over at your phone when you hear a groan from the speaker. Tae seems to be enjoying your performance. He has one hand running through his hair and the other is loosely rubbing his clothed length. You smirk a little and let out a few gasps as you tweak your own nipples.

“Is that what you were hoping for Tae? You want to see me wishing you were here? Thinking about how good your mouth and hands feel on me. How you can make me gasp and lose myself with your every touch?”

“Oh, gods yes, that is what I was hoping for.” He gasps at you. You slide one hand down from your chest to the waist band of your sleep shorts and slip your hand under the waist band to cup your throbbing heat. The other hand you move behind you so you can lean back. You see him staring intently at the small screen as his own hand wanders under his waist band. You can just imagine how hard his is as you see him start to slowly stroke himself.

“You want me to tell you just how wet watching you touch yourself makes me? How my hips ache for your fingers to spread me open and start rubbing my clit?” At this point you shimmy you’re shorts off so he can see that you are putting action to words. Rubbing your sensitive nub and then slowly moving one finger into your dripping entrance. The moans, groans and grunts that he’s making are letting you know your on the right track. Planting your feet on the edge of the bed you raise your ass up a bit so that the finger you slipped in can reach a bit better. You slowly pick up the pace of how your finger fucking yourself. Watching him on your own small screen you see that he has fully removed himself from his pants and is not so slowly following your lead. He’s got his bottom lip tucked under his top teeth as his hand glides his fore skin up and down over the glistening red head of his dick.

“I wish you were here for me Tae,” you coo at him as you remove your finger from your self and trail the shining digit up your folds to bring it to your mouth. There you slide it between your lips an suck your essence off it. “How I want it to be your fingers that I’m sucking my juices off of. That it’s my hand on your dick making you feel this good. If I could only wrap my lips around you and taste your arousal, I would be so happy right now.” Checking to make sure your still centered on the screen you drop your hand back to your core.

“Oh fuck Y/N I’m so close, please please keep going.” He all but whimpers at you. His breath coming fast and shallow. You recognize just how close he is and it drives you close too.

“Of course, for you Tae. Your doing so good. I can almost feel how well you fill and stretch me. How you make me gasp and my hips rise to meet you at every thrust. About how you keep your lips on my throat so you can feel the moans your body drags out of me. Now baby, let yourself go for me now.” You purr at him while watching him buck into his fist harder and faster. You can hear his chair moving and his little whimpers as he is soo close to the release you both crave. You start to feel yourself tighten completely then the release that has you gasping his name. Looking over at your phone you watch as he stutters in his hand and then takes a shuddering inhale as his own release coats his fingers and lower belly. He barley whispers your name as he sits there limply looking at the camera and you.

All of sudden there is a knock on the door and a head peeks in. Next thing you know you only see black as the phone gets flipped face down and some quick rustling.

“Taeyong, it’s our turn in the booth. You okay dude? You look a bit flushed. If your tired, we can continue tomorrow.” You hear the person on the other side say. You stifle a laugh as Tae says he’s fine it’s just warm in there and he was just talking to a friend. You hear the door close and then he picks his phone back up. His face is a mix of emotions. The top ones you see are embarrassment and bliss. It looks rather cute on him. You notice he has managed to slip his pants back up and hopefully his shirt doesn’t stick to his belly too much.

“Oh man. Next time remind me to lock the door. At least he didn’t pop in a few moments earlier. I love you but I should go wash and yeah..” he trails off still looking rather out of it.

You answer him back with a giggle, “Yes you should go wash and maybe splash some water on your face. I love you too Taeyong and please try to get some rest.” You finish your call and flop back onto your bed thinking sometimes is nice to be woken up before you need to be.

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